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- Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:14 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
"Palma? Palma... I'm afraid you're just too hot, Palma. I'm going to have to say goodbye to you."
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Just checked the Internet, it started on????
9/11.
9/11.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
The Unifying Theory of Art in the press tomorrow, thanks.
Worldwide.
Worldwide.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
£50 million please, Arts Council of Great Britain.
Thanks.
Now.
Thanks.
Now.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
... And raising a glass of Port to the screen and saying 'Chairs Tables.'
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
COBBLE behind a screen laughing yah...
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
Ed Harris, Anthony Hopkins art biopic in-real Hollywood time?
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
Canterbury hoping for a new martyr and tourism my ritual sacrifice??????
No thanks.
No thanks.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
... And the spin might be "look, it's tough for all types too."
... Said by spokesman with 50 -room mansion with all mod-cons yah.
... Said by spokesman with 50 -room mansion with all mod-cons yah.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
... One whole year total isolation, sense deprivation and mental ill on top.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
How ill would you be, having to live like that for 20 years alone?
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
Unifying Theory of Art, front page Daily Telegraph, see what you can do for me.
Meanwhile, digs at 60 for the world's number one art theorist life denied and **** on:
I was living better as a student when I was 20.
Meanwhile, digs at 60 for the world's number one art theorist life denied and **** on:
I was living better as a student when I was 20.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
I wasn't aware I was trying to beat a system, Cobble, but thanks anyway.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
No idea. I go into a cafe in Ramsgate for dinner, sit down and wait. The woman says hello. Other people come in and get served, me still waiting. 15 minutes later, I leave and say goodybe and she says goodbye. I go to a beach cafe have a burger, I have to spit it out. How much filth was in it, I don...
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
Blind lady asking for help at junction.
I hold her arm to help and she says to her dog, 'No Don't' or something like that, to imply I'm not the piece of **** it must think I am.
I hold her arm to help and she says to her dog, 'No Don't' or something like that, to imply I'm not the piece of **** it must think I am.
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
I go to a pub and feel ill after, every glass special one for the northerner. Country pub empty apart from a posh couple. I go in and they say to the barmaid "The thing about the English pub is that's there's always individual characters, I can't remember. I go into the garden and they are with thei...
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Re: Life in the south
And you were denied in your profession as well?
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:40 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Life in the south
- Replies: 102
- Views: 13060
Life in the south
I'm being bullied out of my flat by my landlord and estate agent. Somebody wants me out of Canterbury. I've been served an eviction notice without reason. When I asked they said it was because the landlord wanted to do up the flat. When I said I was too mentally ill to look for somewhere new at this...
- Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Thus wrote Pliny...
- Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
Keep Calm in an Earthquake and Carry On like Roobarb and Custard.
- Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
I hope this is not a portent of doom, for either La Palma or myself in some way,but currently in my bedsit is this work-in-no-progress:
I've got the deck shoes on, in the room.
I've got the deck shoes on, in the room.
- Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
TV presenter getting close up... I've stood in the crater of El Teide and looking back, the steaming crust could have been 1 cm thick. The devastation, the size of the massive crater, one hell of a bang went off whenever. Looking at the tsunami map of possible water travel, Heysham power station and...
- Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:12 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Government to ban betting firms from being shirt sponsors
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5132
Re: Government to ban betting firms from being shirt sponsors
And VAR-city Rules?
- Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Safe standing allowed from 2022
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8267
Re: Safe standing allowed from 2022
You know how when one is ill and one takes tentative steps to recovery?
... And that convalescent feeling on initial perhaps timidity?
The crippled fans can limp back on the terraces to Zimmer-frame stand, all beaten, if you're lucky.
... And that convalescent feeling on initial perhaps timidity?
The crippled fans can limp back on the terraces to Zimmer-frame stand, all beaten, if you're lucky.
- Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
- Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Random, weird question..
- Replies: 37
- Views: 4866
Re: Random, weird question..
You don't have to, they're perennials.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
- Replies: 48
- Views: 7598
Re: The volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands has erupted
I saw the Earth
From Space
Like a moth
To the flame
I never made it
To that place
My fate
Was a
Shooting star.
From Space
Like a moth
To the flame
I never made it
To that place
My fate
Was a
Shooting star.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:40 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
... Unless with one hand on the bar.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
If you're sat at a bar on your phone right now and you've tried to sit cross-legged and recline the bar stool on just one of its legs and be gyroscopic to test the theory out, good luck!
: D
I can't do it.
: D
I can't do it.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
Last time I saw him in a pub he was sitting down with his legs crossed, discussing art.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
I've always been able to swivel on a bar tool.
Roggerham Gate has those type of bar stools where you can sit cross legged and turn round...
Pure 1970s with cask ale.
Roggerham Gate has those type of bar stools where you can sit cross legged and turn round...
Pure 1970s with cask ale.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
Dodge City normal talk...
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
It's introspection as well.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
I can sit cross legged and also sit with my legs apart because I have attained that agility.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
You can sit on a bar stool and move it better.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
People ask others why?
'Why do you want to do that?'
Well, I can recline at the bar, it's more gyroscopic.
'Why do you want to do that?'
Well, I can recline at the bar, it's more gyroscopic.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Re: Always put other people first...
I used to have confident friends in Burnley... You'd got to the pub and sit with your legs crossed on a bar stool and he'd express male surprise and exclaim how could you sit like that in the pub?
I went for a drink with him recently after a long while and he said the same thing.
I went for a drink with him recently after a long while and he said the same thing.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 5:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Always put other people first...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 901
Always put other people first...
... Before your wedding.
Those people who say 'Always put other people first', miss that bit out.
Those people why say 'Always put other people first' perhaps will hope to defer to the next life their karma yoga?
Those people who say 'Always put other people first', miss that bit out.
Those people why say 'Always put other people first' perhaps will hope to defer to the next life their karma yoga?
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
Re: The Big Match
£500,000 a week?
That'll do nicely, £500,000 for an art work by me and perhaps I can leave a one-room hell that I've been forced to live alone in for 20 years.
Dyche?
Thanks.
That'll do nicely, £500,000 for an art work by me and perhaps I can leave a one-room hell that I've been forced to live alone in for 20 years.
Dyche?
Thanks.
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
Re: The Big Match
Calling the shots
Woman with 3 kds
Looking for the one
Likes Adele
Must be like
Jason Statham
And she
Wants to take it slow
And see how things go
Shy at first.
Why not pay for some tokens
Or digital flowers?
Woman with 3 kds
Looking for the one
Likes Adele
Must be like
Jason Statham
And she
Wants to take it slow
And see how things go
Shy at first.
Why not pay for some tokens
Or digital flowers?
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
Re: The Big Match
And when the music stops
For the next Lockdown????
Me bedsit for another year
Alone
My girl not in my hands.
No.
For the next Lockdown????
Me bedsit for another year
Alone
My girl not in my hands.
No.
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:46 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
Re: The Big Match
Bloomsbury Dough
My book doh
And yours
My book doh
And yours
- Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Big Match
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2200
The Big Match
Falling in
Love again
On the corner of the street
Outside the call centre offices
Of the dating
Agency
Staff on the dinner
Having a laugh
At my social agony.
Venture capitalist
Feeders and screwers
Of the lonely.
Love again
On the corner of the street
Outside the call centre offices
Of the dating
Agency
Staff on the dinner
Having a laugh
At my social agony.
Venture capitalist
Feeders and screwers
Of the lonely.
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
The product and the blitz to the light show are not related at all.
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
The Hun crossed out of the Sun. if you watch the first Everton goal the strob-slip of the graphic and the explosive white light in contrast to the black of the night sky is akin also to being blinded by the light and the after shock of that. If you're in a total black sapce and very quickly put a li...
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
Night match remember, black and white.
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
That bit of mind has been etched out.
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
Laser pens, no.
50 million candle-energy strobe stop-start blinkage tech OK.
Nobody will notice.
50 million candle-energy strobe stop-start blinkage tech OK.
Nobody will notice.
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Matteo Messina Denaro meets Best's ex
- Replies: 0
- Views: 912
Matteo Messina Denaro meets Best's ex
... And she's says to him "You won't find happiness in being a mafia hitman. If you're looking for happiness in mob violence..."
- Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A considered view of some of the issues...
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7225
Re: A considered view of some of the issues...
Nuclear blinded to momentarily stun his concentration.