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Martin Dobson - a Rolls Royce player if ever there was one!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4 They're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away h...

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Don't use an empty lead, pull around a cabbage, and, if you get stopped, tell PC Copper it's a Collie! Record yourself barking into your mobile phone for an hour, make a mobile phone-shaped hole in the cabbage, insert phone, start the barking sound effect when you walk the cabbage. Will fool everyo...

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Used to buy match programmes there to avoid the queues inside.

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Use moss on a stick, like in the good old days!

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Bob Mortimer

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Am I the only one who dosen't have a clue what this thread is all about?

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Sorry, but I don't understand why anyone subscribes to these channels. They must sit in front of the telly for hours.

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SUBSTITUTE the tour dates for alternatives.

Over to you....

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What about this member of the IT family? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ajHEdsdU4
NB A good way of protecting yourself from the virus - a VERY hairy face!

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Yes, I'm certain, but know what you mean!

When he had the fit his mate looked down and said 'Don't worry - he does this sometimes', 2 minutes later he was fine again!

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Peter Bonetti - probably the most agile Billy Ingham had him beaten all ends up though! With his back to goal, on the edge of the penalty area, he flicked the ball over himself AND Ron 'Chopper' Harris and as it came down he spun round and hit an unstoppable ball into the top corner. There was such...

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There are many different kinds of carp. When Noah collected two of each kind, did he stack them in separate tanks in a multi-storey carp ark?

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Is flammable the same thing as inflammable?

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I can't honestly see that the Hendrick statistic means (or doesn't mean) anything in particular.

We have won games, drawn games and lost games with all our players.

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Skipton lad

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Pope 8
Bardsley 8
Tarkowski 8
Mee 7
Taylor 8
Hendrick 7
Westwood 8
Cork 8
McNeil 9
Rodriguez 8
Wood 8

Vydra 7

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Why do cricket grounds have floodlights? Because bats at nocturnal.

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Gene?

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Poundland

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Newcastle

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None!

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Secrets

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Pope 7
Bardsley 8
Mee 9
Tarks 9
Taylor 8
McNeil 6
Westwood 6
Cork 6
Hendrick 6
Jay 6
Vydra 6
Wood 7

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"Clearly filmed at Turf Moor. Nowhere else has grass like that" M Arteta

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Saw it fly over our house once. Think it was going to Leeds/Bradford Airport. It was quite a site - more like a bird in flight than any other plane I have seen.

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Why do some people who live round here support teams other than Burnley?

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I wonder if the pitch will be too dry....

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I haven't yet seen diving or rolling around in agony in a snooker frame. Hope it happens soon!

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They used to operate at the lay-by on top of the hills between Colne and Carleton. It's also a favourite spot for UFO-watching geeks.

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Legoland

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'Allo 'Allo

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I have a few old planks of wood that I save 'just in case' so they would be ideal for the 2CV.

Saw Ken Dodd in Ilkley many years ago. He said the 2CV was a 'shed on wheels'.

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Looks like the usual piffle press to me.

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Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:22 am
You're as old as you feel pal.

Sometimes I feel 18 again - other times I feel 81. I guess you understand!

Just worked it out - I'm 66, soon to be 67.

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Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:19 am
No I'm not, I'm 67 !!!!!!! Bloody hell.

You just got me wondering if I'm 66 or 67 too.

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Norwich, Villa, Newcastle

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He's neither the worst nor the best, so there!

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Pope 7
Bardsley 7
Mee 8
Tarks 9
Bardsley 7
McNeil 7
Westwood 7
Cork 7
Hendrick 8
Jay 8
Wood 7
Vydra 8

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http://liveonscore.net/soccer-streams/s ... ey/?link=2

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:04 pm
Hellifield United v Skipton Bulldogs 15

You must be mistaken. Wasn't that Hellifield's biggest ever crowd?

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I struggle to stand for long due to piriformis syndrome, so can't face going to away matches any more. Perhaps there could be some way of guaranteeing that some can sit at away matches. And no, I'm not disabled!!

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Tennis

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He's the first team goalkeeping coach.

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Our number 5 has a finger missing from his left hand????

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Went through it with my dad too. It's just heartbreaking to see a person gradually leave. Tony is one of the good guys, but that disease is indiscriminate in who it attacks. Could be any of us. Much love to Natalie and Tony.

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I loved it!

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Princess

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