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TheFamilyCat

At 37 years old, weighing 17 stone and with little or even less footballing ability I still dreamt of playing centre forward for Burnley.

Then Dyche took over and I had to accept I would never be Dyche fit.

Maybe when he leaves there may still be some hope.

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Rovers fans will no doubt be creaming their grubby Y-fronts over this news.

Whether a case of owners pumping nigh on £100m into a club to keep it afloat will be part of the debate remains to be seen.

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If only you could get someone of Shearer's quality for £3m now.

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Kris Commons? Not really news, that.

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They'll be 3-0 down by 22 minutes

They'll all have ****** off home

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Not sure about his hearing but his vision was fine last night.

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I'll be gently rocking in my armchair and dribbling while I wonder where we might be had Renny Smith not been sold.

It will definitely be abluemonday

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I believe Big Bad John Gayle's wife could fart the Johnny Briggs theme tune.

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Does anyone actually like Talksport?

Seems that people only listen so they can get angry at the bullshit that gets regularly spouted.

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I think that was the most frustrating thing about the delivery into the box; the amount of space meant there was very little pressure on the ball.

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Excellent performance; absolutely dominated the midfield.

Only minor criticism was the number of poor crosses put in from very good positions. A bit more quality there and we could have had more goals which our performance would thoroughly deserved.

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Brilliant.

Wonder if Dyche offered to show Ranieri's mrs what a real man can do.

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How much wedge is he on?

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It's worse than some of you think. It's not that David Jones we're trying to sign.

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I'm surprised Leicester haven't resurrected their intetest in a bid to unsettle him prior to a big game in their relegation scrap.

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Vegas Claret wrote:but I have 2 reservations (which I could put down to his age) that are of concern. He's very rash in his tackles

No need to worry, Burnley doctors have plenty of experience curing those

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Moggybfc wrote:To the tune of Robin van Persie or Michael Van Gerwen

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We've got Defour, Steven Defour
I just don't think you understand
He'll get a few more grand
From a Chinese man
Then we won't have Steven Defour

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Why's he flying to Manchester? Can't they land on Fulledge?

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Unless it's sung to a tune that every other set of fans in the country is singing I can't see it taking off.

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He's nearly got as many threads as Brady now, so must be a good 'un

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Ideally we would upgrade on Vokes, like most of our squad.

But finding players who are of higher quality and with the same attitude within our price range isn't easy.

The squad we have are doing a fine job at the moment but the longer we stay in this league, we are going to need better players.

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Wile E Coyote wrote:what is it ?

It's a run in a park.

Happy to help.

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I wish we had the fastest wingers in the league

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Is it February already?

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South West Claret. wrote:Never heard of TD? Have you not been to school TFC.

Must have done a sickie that day.

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May the source be with you

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ClaretTony wrote:It's a poor source, not a strong one.

Like that cheap, watery brown sauce that you get in crap cafes.

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I'll be honest, at first glance I thought it said Tom Daley.

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32 million miles. As close as a Dean Marney long shot.

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No need to sweat over whether we sign Brady or not then.

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Never heard of him/ her but in the spirit of modern society, RIP.

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KRBFC wrote:Is your name Ryan?

Also known as Lyin' Ryan?

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Lord Beamish wrote:If Clough keeps Burton up, it will be a much bigger achievement than keeping an underachieving Forest in the Championship.

And sending The Bastards down would be the greatest achievement of all.

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The longer this goes and as the Brady deal seemingly gets closer it seems like our bid was nothing more than a nudge to get things moving for all parties.

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Seems like a bit of an Eddie Howe.

Wonder if he'll spend his career trying his luck elsewhere then returning to Burton when it doesn't work out.

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Chris Sutton - 12 goals. That can't be right can it?

Edit: I forgot he'd played for Celtic. Easily done, I guess.

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Surely after the transfer fee has been agreed he is informed of what we are prepared to pay him over how many years and a signing on fee and its down to him and his agent whether they accept or not if other clubs match or better our offer then its down to him where he chooses to go , but there will...

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On current trajectories, it could be a good few years til we play 'em again.

I'm sure as the number of years mount up they'll be quick to point out that it's only six games.

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I'm not sure that Graham Branch was very comfortable in most of the positions he played.

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Not having to remortgage the house to be able to afford a season ticket, a dozen or so away games, train tickets and enough booze to keep me suitably topped up throughout.

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He's like all the very worst bits of Arthur Gnohere and Andre Bikey rolled into one.

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My motto Think bike , think d1ck. Often weave in and out of traffic when traffic is slow, or at a stans still. And I don't care what you say, they ALL break the speed limits on Sunday drives on the back roads. It's part of the thrill. Cyclists who believe they are above the law get my goat. Ignore ...

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One of the ******* nearly wiped me off my bike this morning.

That definitely makes them all arseholes.

He needs adding to The Prick List too.

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Fine him then. Stop being a pussy and ******* and moaning to the press.

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Better off trying to sign Jesus. They need someone to save them.

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I hope it's because clubs don't want to get involved in deals with the crooked ****** for fear of the press digging.

If so, it's nothing more than BFS deserves.

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And if you've not read it, write one anyway.

Let's help him out, he seems like a good egg!

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I've had a few trump landslides in my time

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