Pedro Framptonera is sh1t like everything else that's been on bar Portugal which was a rather lovely piece of music.
How Croatia think that thing isn't parody is beyond me.
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- Sat May 13, 2017 9:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Eurovision 2017
- Replies: 85
- Views: 5702
- Sat May 13, 2017 8:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Eurovision 2017
- Replies: 85
- Views: 5702
Re: Eurovision 2017
Norton just nearly made me die laughing with the crack about the Polish violinist...
- Sat May 13, 2017 6:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Corbyn on state pensions
- Replies: 0
- Views: 529
Corbyn on state pensions
I've just seen him on TV talking to a crowd in Lowestoft where he said Labour would keep the "triple lock" which he described as the highest of "RPI, CPI and average earnings." Dishonesty, stupidity or just another addition to the list of senior Labour figures unable to relay a message coherently th...
- Thu May 11, 2017 7:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Tories
- Replies: 66
- Views: 4738
Re: The Tories
Nor spelling yours.Bacchus wrote:Significantly increasing the income tax threshold was actually a Lib Dem policy (or whatever juvenile name you've given them) so not really all factual, although I do recognise that facts aren't your string point.
- Thu May 11, 2017 7:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Brussels Advice
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2920
Re: Brussels Advice
The Atomium and the miniature Europe village are OK and walking round there. The main square is quite nice. I'll be honest though, one of the most "meh" European cities I've visited.
- Mon May 08, 2017 12:20 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: France votes pro-EU
- Replies: 147
- Views: 9585
Re: France votes pro-EU
Its absolutely incredible that people can't see that its a blatant attempt by Wikileaks (run by a bloke who is so far up Putins arse, he's almost touching Marie Le Pens feet) to sabotage the democratic process. Just how far do this lot have to go before you'll accept thats its a blatant attempt to ...
- Mon May 08, 2017 12:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: France votes pro-EU
- Replies: 147
- Views: 9585
Re: France votes pro-EU
It's pretty typical of fascists. They know they can't win based on the facts fo their arguments so instead they have to go after you personally. ...threatening "direct action"... All they have is hatred and anger... And, yet, which candidate found their rallies the subject of violence and disruptio...
- Sat May 06, 2017 12:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Americanisms
- Replies: 135
- Views: 11032
Re: Americanisms
Five orthographic mistakes in a short sentence ranting about the use of language. That's impressive.texasbrit wrote:its METHOD not METHODOLGY which incidentltly is the systematic, theoretical analysis of methods
- Wed May 03, 2017 10:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Any mathematicians to help?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3452
Re: Any mathematicians to help?
Not after Brexit. Our billion shall be rejuvenated; a strong, stable billion. That'll be what happens.dsr wrote:One billion nowadays is 1,000,000,000. So they're asking for €1,500 per person.
You were using the old fashioned British billion, now more or less obselete, especially internationally.
- Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 19,585 x 1.29 / 1.48 > 17,000
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1608
19,585 x 1.29 / 1.48 > 17,000
Says it all...
- Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: An urgent message from the people of Keystone
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1140
An urgent message from the people of Keystone
We are facing unparalleled levels of crime this afternoon due to the absence of uniformed law officers. Have you seen them?
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Accountant help please?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1073
Re: Accountant help please?
Thanks Lancaster - already emailed her earlier.Lancasterclaret wrote:Hi, sure she can help with that
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- Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Accountant help please?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1073
Re: Accountant help please?
Thanks dp
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Accountant help please?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1073
Accountant help please?
Are there any small company / personal tax and particularly IR35-experienced accountants on here? I'm having a ding dong with my current accountant over this and would like a second opinion. I think it would only be half an hour's work to verify the correct process for someone who does this regularl...
- Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Billy Ingham on Wikepedia
- Replies: 50
- Views: 7179
Re: Billy Ingham on Wikepedia
Just having a chat in the pub about the legend of Ginger Pele and how it came about and a bloke said he's google him, but when I checked on Wikepedia I was disappointed with the write up, I was expecting more. As far as I recall we were playing Chelsea and the cross came over and he did a scorpion ...
- Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:33 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
- Replies: 336
- Views: 24616
Re: SD trapped in his own tautology
125 posts in. That's not a tautology; logically or grammatically. FFS.
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bergamo airport from milan
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3028
Re: Bergamo airport from milan
Not unless it's showing off to let everyone know you can't use google...Bin Ont Turf wrote:Is this another one of your showing off threads?
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Loyalty points
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2864
Re: Loyalty points
There was a year when they doled out bonus loyalty points for the ST - I think it was quite a lot, 600 extra points or something.Claretforever wrote:I think the points system began in 2004, so if you have 5,000+ points that's a fair old commitment, and 3,000 points isn't bad either.
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bergamo airport from milan
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3028
Re: Bergamo airport from milan
Terravision do a bus from Centrale to Bergamo Airport that starts stupid early.
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:16 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Concentration camps are back
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4363
Re: Concentration camps are back
I think you mean Holocaust Centers...Imploding Turtle wrote:Maybe i'm justing being a lily-livered liberal right now but i think this is a bad think.
But hopefully this won't get in the way of Better Relations with Russia™. Right, right?
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- Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
Imagine if it was roles reversed and Gray was running through and Gibson did what Keane did. The majority of posters on here who are claiming it was a yellow for Keane would be out in force baying for a red card for Gibson. Or just imagine for a minute that there are people who are football fans, n...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
I think that Keane impeded the opponent with contact, in spite of it being an accidental slip, therefore, a free kick is awarded. This is not listed as a cautionable offence, however, the referee's position was approximately 15 yards away and directly behind the incident, therefore, he has clearly ...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
I still don't agree - because there is a disjoin between the Laws themselves and the appended Glossary. The relevant part of the Law is, I agree, under a sub-heading relating to "Impeding without contact". However, the definition in that part is simply for "Impeding" - not limited to "without contac...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
Already done that for you: A direct free kick is awarded if a player commits any of the following offences: • handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within their penalty area) • holds an opponent • impedes* an opponent with contact • spits at an opponent * Impede: To delay, block ...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
Bamford had flicked the ball away from the direction of the goal and it could be argued that he did not have it under his control, in fact, there was a good chance that Heaton may well have reached it before Bamford. This must have been what the referee thought and would also have been confirmed by...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10242286/ifab-anounces-law-changes-softening-rules-on-fouls-in-the-penalty-area By reading I actually mean reading of several articles which all say pretty much the same as the one linked above. Ive said if you can show me the actual law and prove me wro...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
My reading on the change to that law is that it was driven by the so called triple-punishment situation for when an accidental foul in the penalty area led to a penalty, red card and suspension however whilst this was the driver for the change the new rule covers all accidental fouls inside or outs...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
Yes I'm getting that particular view from Chris Kamara. If he's lying and there is no such rule then, yes, it should have been a red card. My views about whether it was a free kick are based on what I know, which are supported by the Laws of the Game. You're wrong and you have used an incorrect def...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
As someone said above it was confirmed on Goals on Sunday that a new rule covers this situation which means it wasn't a red card. I presume they are correct in their reference to this new rule. Well, if you're getting your views from Chris Kamara, we know where we stand. The law has not changed for...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
So it wasn't a goalscoring chance?
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
I've already quoted from the Laws of the Game. And your reference to "impeding the progress of an opponent" is not relevant because that relates to an indirect free-kick, which was not the case. ...and no my name isn't Keith Stroud and, no, I'm not a referee - you don't need to be one to know that ...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
It's blatantly a foul as per the Laws of the Game but not a sending off - Atkinson got the decision right to award of free kick but not send Keane off. When the person saying "as per the Laws of the Game" can't or won't quote which law it is, one might suspect that it's not actually a foul at all. ...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
A direct free kick is awarded if a player commits any of the following offences: • handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within their penalty area) • holds an opponent • impedes an opponent with contact • spits at an opponent FIFA's Laws of the Game explain "impeding" in more de...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
"A direct free kick is awarded if a player commits any of the following offences against an opponent in a manner considered by the referee to be careless, reckless or using excessive force: charges jumps at kicks or attempts to kick pushes strikes or attempts to strike (including head-butt) tackles ...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
It would help if you laid out your reasoning. Unless there is none.taio wrote:Only problem with that is it's wrong
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:39 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keane on Bamford....Red?
- Replies: 142
- Views: 14317
Re: Keane on Bamford....Red?
I hate to bring the laws of the game into it, but surely the answer should have been no punishment at all. He slipped. That's clear. The law says there is only punishment if the player is "careless, reckless or using excessive force". Which one? None. The yellow is a sop because fans "something" mus...
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lee Grant
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5247
Re: Lee Grant
Never seemed that happy to be at Burnley when he played for us, so hardly going to change now.Steve1956 wrote:Never acknowledged the Burnley fans in the CFS once...tosser,
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: PCP Car Deals/Car leasing
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1862
Re: PCP Car Deals/Car leasing
Yes. The car lease turned into a giant banana that then became a vampire. Time stood still then raced and I thought all my friends and the lease/banana/vampire were out to get me.BFCmaj wrote:Has anybody had any experience with any of these?
- Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gibraltar
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3784
Re: Gibraltar
Actually it was the Westminster government who chose self-determination referenda as a hallmark of freedom. Just as Sturgeon wasn't happy with the Scottish Referendum result, Westminster are scared of the outcome of a further Scottish referendum, and potentially another Gibraltan referendum. If the...
- Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Music Downloads
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1547
Re: Music Downloads
As this site is the Oracle I need a bit of updating please as 'things' have changed since I last needed to do this. Can anyone tell me if I can download Music for free and if so, from where? I just want to put some stuff onto a flash drive for my DIL as a one off for her car and I have no need to s...
- Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Americanisms
- Replies: 135
- Views: 11032
Re: Americanisms
As I always say when this topic pops up, 'gotten' is actually the original term, not an Americanism, commonly used in this country 300 years ago. It died out over here but stayed on in the US. Quite right. Same with us affectedly taking on the French "-ise" and Autumn. But for some on here, it's mo...
- Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Club Accounts Released
- Replies: 112
- Views: 18525
Re: Club Accounts Released
This bloke didn't change the name of the file. nick-stockton.png These accounts are nothing to do with these people CF-Roberts-Our-Heritage.jpg Note 12 to the Financial Statements contains an error. The accounts are testimony to the stewardship of the board in an era when most owners haven't a tenth...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: British passport holding Chinese descendants
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3362
Re: British passport holding Chinese descendants
Of course John, but I never use it as an excuse. Live by the sword, die by the sword. I see that Walton has still got a tent on for me. Which one of your cowardly twitter friends is the poster thatdberight? Any road, I'm off to the Asian shop for a pint of milk and a little red book by Chairman Mao...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: British passport holding Chinese descendants
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3362
Re: British passport holding Chinese descendants
If you need that part explaining to you then I'm afraid you don't pay enough attention to the world, or you're fishing :roll: I've pushed a penny off something very high for you. You'll know when it's landed. It'll be the moment the complete mind-melting, breathtaking, complete fuckw1ttery of the O...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Berlin advice
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3382
Re: Berlin advice
The 'usual things' are all good - apart from the East Side wall bit. Not worth wasting half a day going out there to look at the 'art' which has the artistic merit of abunch of 5 year-olds overlaid with the sort of trite drivel philosophy that John Lennon might have written c. 'Imagine'. Brandenburg...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:43 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: British passport holding Chinese descendants
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3362
Re: British passport holding Chinese descendants
Quite simple really. The Chinese, along with numerous other people from around the world, live amongst everyone else, they don't have their specific areas or 'ghetto's' as some people like to call them. It's only really the Pakistani's and (this rarely gets mentioned) the Jews who have their 'own' ...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: British passport holding Chinese descendants
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3362
Re: British passport holding Chinese descendants
He's referring to people from specific countries being called Asian instead of what they actually are - Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi etc. They're actually from the sub-Asian/Indian continent, see the list of countries below:- Afghanistan. Bangladesh. Bhutan. India. Nepal. Maldives. Pakistan - the...
- Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:19 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: British passport holding Chinese descendants
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3362
Re: British passport holding Chinese descendants
WTAF are you talking about?Bin Ont Turf wrote:Do you think that they get upset when we 'have' to call a murderous bearded sh1thouse an 'Asian'?
That's how you integrate, you glass back wilting sh1tes, call British citizens Asians.
Oh look, there's another 'Asian' passing his driving test.
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