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by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The state of the pitch.
Replies: 56
Views: 8013

Re: The state of the pitch.

Perhaps after reading all the expert views on here the club should clink on the link and enter the world of internet answers to all problems. They should really think of these things.https://www.grassform.co.uk/services/maintenance-services/maintenance-guides/football-pitch-maintenance/" onclick="wi...
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche
Replies: 125
Views: 14890

Re: Dyche

Dyche didnt ask Grey to miss, he didnt ask sam to mis-time every jump he didnt ask Scott to be abysmal, ok subs not great but after the Accy defeat we realised we need to invest, see what happens in the summer. UTC.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diesel vehicle scrappage scheme proposal - would you trade in/up?
Replies: 29
Views: 4178

Re: Diesel vehicle scrappage scheme proposal - would you trade in/up?

Just texted details of my rather cherished but clapped out old diesel to webuyanycar,com and the cheeky b@st@rds just texted me back and said "if you think we are buying Arfield you can Feck off. "
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The state of the pitch.
Replies: 56
Views: 8013

Re: The state of the pitch.

We dont need grass in the middle though with how we play FFS.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations Lincoln
Replies: 11
Views: 2452

Re: Congratulations Lincoln

He had our tactics worked out ? Not hard............Lump it up to Sam, if that doesn't work lump it again, if that doesn't work pretend to lump it to sam by passing square at the back then lump it up to sam.
Easy, can I have my coaching badge please ?
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The state of the pitch.
Replies: 56
Views: 8013

Re: The state of the pitch.

The orange glow is Tango man Phil Brown sneaking in on a daily basis trying to find out why we appointed Dyche instead of him. :D
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Vote for your man of the match against Lincoln
Replies: 56
Views: 4273

Re: Vote for your man of the match against Lincoln

Barton tried. OK his method acting lacked the guil of a Lawrence Olivier but he put his heart and soul into his slapstick routine lovees.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The state of the pitch.
Replies: 56
Views: 8013

Re: The state of the pitch.

Our climate has been cold and damp this winter with little sun. It's a killer. Perhaps we should buy one of those ultraviolet things that some clubs use ?
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The state of the pitch.
Replies: 56
Views: 8013

Re: The state of the pitch.

Winter has been shocking for pitches. Most groundsmen look for a hard frost to kill of various grass diseases etc. Blaming groundsmen is a bit harsh blame the climate.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's just our way of thanking them for cocking up in 1987
Replies: 4
Views: 855

Re: It's just our way of thanking them for cocking up in 1987

Teesdale allegedly hot footed it over to Lincolnshire with a brown envelope .
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: It isn’t to be swept under the carpet
Replies: 19
Views: 3410

Re: ARTICLE: It isn’t to be swept under the carpet

Dont give Andre the broom he'd miss the rug.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It's just our way of thanking them for cocking up in 1987
Replies: 4
Views: 855

It's just our way of thanking them for cocking up in 1987

Come on we owe them one. They can have their day in the sun I'll take the rebuilding and stabilisation the cup runs, play off victories and three promotions to the Premier league.
Thank you for that day in 1987 Lincoln. Enjoy today it's the least we can do!I feel better now knowing it was a fix. :D
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Andre Gray
Replies: 200
Views: 24128

Re: Andre Gray

HendricksHair wrote:He's bonking one of Little Mix, mans a legend
Hope he controls his balls better when he is with her . :?
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Lincoln - Player Ratings
Replies: 91
Views: 18827

Re: Burnley v Lincoln - Player Ratings

Heaton 5 kicking poor.
Darikwa 5
Keane 6 bring the ball forward more man :o
Tarkowski 5
Flanagan 3 why cant we give zeros ?
Arfield 3 why cant we give one's ?
Westwood 5
Barton 6 mom tried.
Gudmundsson N/A
Vokes 3
Gray 3 Why can't we give twos ? A point for each of the laces he tied

Boyd 3
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I was there v wimbledon
Replies: 26
Views: 2816

Re: I was there v wimbledon

I was there v Wimbledon as well. Say at back of Bee Hole end at full time and cried TBH. Today I manned up and waited until I got back to the car. Disgraceful today and got what we deserved.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: On the positive side
Replies: 23
Views: 2895

Re: On the positive side

My pie was spot on.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: So, the day dawns.....
Replies: 41
Views: 5344

Re: So, the day dawns.....

Will the church bells start peeling when the invading army of thousands arrive so we can flee to the hills with our children and womenfolk.
Burnley win hopefully no bans or injuries.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tony Bliar lecturing the British people
Replies: 201
Views: 16514

Re: Tony Bliar lecturing the British people

Tony Blair's eight years as a middle east peace envoy went extremely well, he thinks it did anyway. I cannot take the serial failure seriously.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Talksport 12pm, a piece about Venkys.
Replies: 51
Views: 5904

Re: Talksport 12pm, a piece about Venkys.

This is all finger licking good. :mrgreen:
by bfcjg
Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T - Painted Stone Window Sills
Replies: 13
Views: 3932

Re: O/T - Painted Stone Window Sills

Dynamite.
by bfcjg
Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rumblings at Ewood...
Replies: 93
Views: 14025

Re: Rumblings at Ewood...

Off up to Glasgow to visit family
by bfcjg
Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fancy dress at hillsborough last night
Replies: 28
Views: 4614

Re: Fancy dress at hillsborough last night

I bet they were still singing Unccy Jacks bermie ermie
by bfcjg
Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Some sad news to report
Replies: 67
Views: 11044

Re: Some sad news to report

Sad news at least it was peaceful. RIP your granddad.
by bfcjg
Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BR..exit the championship.
Replies: 16
Views: 3562

BR..exit the championship.

A scabby draw from an own goal against quite possibly the worst team to ever play in that division suggests to me that they are finished . The collapse has started and our NNN anthem will sound so sweet at Wembley as we lift the FA cup having secured our Prem status by mid March.UTC LLTV
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3.33
Replies: 43
Views: 5832

Re: 3.33

The protest was called backs to the board if I recall and it was solely aimed at the board. I joined in on the Bee Hole end as the Longside was no more.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Which TV programmes make you laugh out loud?
Replies: 40
Views: 3665

Re: Which TV programmes make you laugh out loud?

The Championship.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another list of annoying things.
Replies: 155
Views: 11947

Re: Another list of annoying things.

Shake shake shake pause shake shake shake and one drop still splats onto your trousers .
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 70,000 NHS staff attacked a year
Replies: 33
Views: 1924

Re: 70,000 NHS staff attacked a year

Don't let them through the door olif they are aggresive and if they die so what sorry but they deserve nothing.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another list of annoying things.
Replies: 155
Views: 11947

Another list of annoying things.

Come on grumpies we haven't had one for a few weeks which in itself is annoying :o The adverts for The Nationwide building society are stupid condescending and highlight that they cannot brag about interest rates as they give F all. Smug Rsoles reciting poetry smirking and walking away "I have a hou...
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: All Sun Journalists Banned From Anfield
Replies: 14
Views: 2572

Re: All Sun Journalists Banned From Anfield

The Luftwaffe devastated Liverpool especially the docks killing numerous people, looks like it might be seventy years before like Germans the Sun is allowed back to Liverpool.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Has the Bob Lord ever broken into song?
Replies: 91
Views: 8574

Re: Has the Bob Lord ever broken into song?

They chant in honour of the man it is named after
"Top meat he only sold top meat "
"King of the cleaver he was the king of the cleaver"
And to the tune of walking in a winter wonderland
"A pound of mince a kidney pie Bob was a wonderful guy " Then back to sleep.
by bfcjg
Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fao Sidney1st - re Blackburn accounts
Replies: 95
Views: 9931

Re: Fao Sidney1st - re Blackburn accounts

First few years they used their European advertising budget to fund the club assuming incorrectly that it would be self funding thereafter and the breakthrough into the European market would generate more profit for Venkys. However they were actually hitched to a non descript almost toxic brand ie a...
by bfcjg
Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barton as captain?
Replies: 19
Views: 3670

Re: Barton as captain?

Tenner says he won't he.
by bfcjg
Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well done Burnley FC
Replies: 12
Views: 2451

Re: Well done Burnley FC

Man cuts toe nails.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: BT to screen cup tie
Replies: 320
Views: 27111

Re: Lincoln City's Allocation

Some of us on here remember the Wimbledon game and it still hurts. Why give the opposition any form of help re the game. If they want more tickets give them the Jimmy mac and we will get all the CFS.
by bfcjg
Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: RISE MILL TOWN - DIRTY OLD TOWN!!
Replies: 106
Views: 11505

Re: RISE MILL TOWN - DIRTY OLD TOWN!!

I pinned my team to the bedroom wall
Dreamed and dreamed for the Longside call
And I'm still here after all this time
You cant be down
In this dirty old town.
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New song for Steven Defour
Replies: 15
Views: 4204

Re: New song for Steven Defour

What's that Tele programme where they press a buzzer very early if their listening to sh1te ?
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone Seen Trainspotting 2 Yet?
Replies: 24
Views: 4558

Re: Anyone Seen Trainspotting 2 Yet?

I'm to busy trying to spot Robbie Brady 1 to worry about a film :)
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34420
Views: 2098760

Re: adeola friday

Dog
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Drone outside the Turf
Replies: 35
Views: 5136

Re: Drone outside the Turf

I drone on if we get beat.
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bamford on time on Burnley
Replies: 116
Views: 16845

Re: Bamford on time on Burnley

Cried in his car soft bigger. Reminds me when Ashley Cole wrote in his autobiography that when his agent rang him to say Arsenal were only offering him 60 grand a week he was so insulted he crashed his Porche.
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sunderland want Ulloa
Replies: 25
Views: 3450

Re: Sunderland want Ulloa

Sunderland want snookers.
by bfcjg
Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Glad I'm not from Sudan, Syria, Iraq, Somalia, Iran, Yemen, or Libya
Replies: 54
Views: 5245

Re: Glad I'm not from Sudan, Syria, Iraq, Somalia, Iran, Yemen, or Libya

Hey come on it could be a lot worse for those people from the countries mentioned,they could be from Blackburn.
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: the fans today.
Replies: 39
Views: 5700

Re: the fans today.

Chap near me so obviously hadn't combed his hair. Smarten up people or keep away. Grrrrrrrr :( .
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Defour's goal - worth the admission fee alone
Replies: 86
Views: 11404

Re: Defour's goal - worth the admission fee alone

Great finish but look at the run to get onto it.
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Their number 11 - O'Dowda
Replies: 28
Views: 5236

Re: Their number 11 - O'Dowda

We never looked in trouble we were solid and composed, no pressure no hassle.If we were up against players who hadn't lost eight on the trot I might look at them more seriously .
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Callum Styles - Bury
Replies: 64
Views: 14971

Re: Callum Styles - Bury

Hmm not sure that a footballer should have the same name as a ladies hair dressing salon.
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Operation Empty Ewood....
Replies: 48
Views: 8040

Re: Operation Empty Ewood....

The success is the 20,000 who boycotted :D :D ;) ;)
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: It has been ages since I received a good spam email...
Replies: 13
Views: 2574

Re: It has been ages since I received a good spam email...

Oh bugger...there not legit.? :o aaargh
by bfcjg
Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Operation Empty Ewood....
Replies: 48
Views: 8040

Re: Operation Empty Ewood....

They could make it zero every game just change the deadwood signs to job centre.