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I find it's religion that ruins Christmas every year, not the cards.

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You know you are getting old when you watch a hardcore porn film and think, f*ck me, that bed looks comfy.

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so was I.

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BurningBeard wrote:Who was the music teacher? Eccentric fellow.

Eccentric? He was as mad as a ship's cat. Probably still is!

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I was actually talking about two of the worst misses you will probably see this season from a player we are linked to spending £20m on. We can do a lot better for the money. Perhaps he didn't want to score. He might have thought it better to show how much he has downed his tools by missing sitters.

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draxus wrote:Frank Bartram or 'Mole" was in my class and year till I was demoted from the 'A' stream to 'B'

Fortunately, I suffered the same fate. It did me no harm.

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CharlieinNewMexico wrote:interesting note that's the old Haslar Hospital in the background at 0.30 and I once had sex halfway down that sea wall nearly fell in the Solent. Terrible idea.

You should have told him to stop pushing so hard.

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starting_11 wrote:...and how often does that happen?

More often that you'd think.

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occ-claret wrote:Time is irrelevant at the airport. Get a pint and an English breakfast. I did 2 days ago

If so, why do people kick off when their flight is delayed?

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No but at least they may have been able to attempt it, had the tached bellend kept on bombing airfields (no relation to Scott) instead of moving on to towns and cities. Their first big mistake of the war. Not quite; topically, their first big mistake was letting 334,000 allied soldiers get away at ...

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I'm not saying Haig was a good General, IMO, he was high average at best but he did learn from his mistakes which is the least that could be expected. Tbh, I haven't studied french generalism as it never struck me as being noteworthy apart from the recovery from the mutiny, a mutiny which was caused...

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And fewer brain cells.

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Nil_D, once of a day, I would have agreed with you. However, up until 1914 warfare was a very different animal to what it became and we should remember that when we castigate Haig. Before 1914 we, basically, pitched up and expected to win. After, with an abundance of machine guns, subterranean mines...

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I don't really disagree with any of that, but that doesn't make us winners. Many have argued that we were one of the biggest losers in 1945, and I go along with this. Even the Germans recovered note quickly than us, and they were freed from the scourge Of Nazism. We lost the Empire and emerged with...

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Do whatever you want. Unless you're flying the plane? 2 drink maximum... hah. How about starting by banning those who've had 10 or just come from a nightclub to the airport for a 4am Ryanair to Ibiza. Fed up of people overreacting about everything. Idiot. Just one of the reasons society is going do...

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Dom wrote:I'll be having a few in the morning at Stansted. 2 weeks in Italy.

Good for you and if you have one too many, I hope you are refused passage.

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Having spent a long time flying people on holiday, passengers getting p!ssed before flying is simply crass stupidity. What seems like fun to these idiots is generally very annoying to everyone else. If it was down to me they would be refused passage and would forfeit their holiday. Having to taxi ba...

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Pstotto wrote:Did you know that Domestos kills 99.9% of all known Germans?

True. However, it's the 0.1%, like Hitler, that cause most of the damage.

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40 so as to avoid any potential disaster. Realistically, 1 more than 18th.

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I disagree. If Britain hadn't kept the Germans at bay in 1940 the Atlantic wall wouldn't have been built and there wouldn't have been THE critical time delay. This would have allowed the whole of the German army to invade Russia up to 3 months earlier, instead of fighting the Battle of Britain, and ...

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Saxoman wrote:So did the French.

Whilst they were on the winning side, they certainly didn't win them both.

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Another one for the prick list.

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Vino blanco wrote:Don't mention the war.

Which one? We won them both.

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I'm presently in Cologne surrounded by the ba5tards. Watched the Man U game in an Irish bar, surrounded by Irish ba5tards. I love being a European until Brexit kicks in, and then I'll love being English again.

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Clarets4me wrote:Similar situation in Blackburn, around 4.50pm on Saturday... promotion hopes went up in smoke !!

...hopefully, their relegation hopes haven't.

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piston broke wrote:Are we going 4-4-1 just to copy Chelsea.

No, that would be a 4-3-1.

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.......we scored 1 more than them.

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In fact Saxo, I'll enjoy your results for you. Today was a belter and I'll have a pint to celebrate.

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What do you know about enjoying a result? The reason I sniping is because I am enjoying the result; he probably isn't as he's f*ck all to carp on about

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He's my hero.

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There's a typo in the title, there should be a U, not an A, in champs.

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....we play away and KBRFC doesn't come on here crowing.

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Claret wrote:We've not won at home in the league all season

And a 100% away record as well!

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No he isn't; the oldest man in the world is still alive. He always will be!

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Typical of the craziness of this forum; 13 pages on a fictitious signing yet on one and a bit on the possibility of a nuclear war. It beats the h3ll out of me too.

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Corbyn is a prick. That is all.

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Lancasterclaret wrote:See that 16% of people polled want EU citizens to be forced to leave after Brexit.

Still, as long as you are happy voting the same way as them......

Which means 84% don't and I am, what's your point? Apart from rabid remoanery that is.

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TheFamilyCat wrote:Worked well enough last season.

Don't. Feed. The. Troll.

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FactualFrank wrote:I'd have had us as finishing 18th, with Gray. It's got harder, but let's see what Dyche can pull out of the hat, first.

So selling him hasn't really altered anything.

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Bin Ont Turf wrote:The fact that you're talking b0llocks doesn't prove anything.

Neither does the fact that you are a bellend.

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I'm in Italy, suffering 39* heat proves I am in the hard-done-by league. However, the copious amounts of appropriate beer means we are suffering with dignity.

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I'm sorry, but SD can do no wrong. The fact we are a league 1 team punching way above our weight, kind of proves this.

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Saxoman wrote:Our owners are wealthier than yours, sky money or not..

That has to be the 'last great act of defiance'. Talk about punching with your arms tied behind your back.

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Benny D they were singing we love you Brexit we do in a very heavy accent ..also a banner containing an expletive f@@@ which would have been took down immediately if it appeared in an English ground What's your point? That Europeans get a better deal than us Brits? Weel who would've thunk that? May...

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I've never bought that dirty left wing ar5e wiper, and never will. The Sun is pretty sh!t too, before all the dirty left wing ar5e wipers kick off.

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I blame Brexit; they must have 'fallen out' with us when we told them to p!ss off.

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Give yourself a stern talking to young man!

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I do hope not, that would be terrible.

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I started reading this thread hoping it would be an improvement on the standard closed season cr4p. Having read it, it isn't and I just don't care anymore. It turns out it's the perfect thread title.

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