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rob63

Bosscat I saw a piece with Athers and Bumble about that - can't remember the details - I think it originated in the home dressing room at Old Trafford relating to the direction most of the weather came from. I heard Bumble on TMS saying it came about from an old Lancashire player (Bill) whose mothe...

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I wouldn't trust him to run a Christmas club..........he's the only one who could make Bin Salman look a more fit & proper person!

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The moderators really need to shut this thread down asap, I've never read such a collection of ill-informed, bigoted self-serving & envious claptrap in my life! Like Grumps says, most legit businesses are paid by bacs, card or electronic means these days if they're doing work for legit companies, as...

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houseboy wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:15 pm
Hope they don't start raping in the supermarkets as well. Hoards of vikings turning up at Accrington Asda isn't a good thing.

That's only on Tuesdays

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Spike wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:34 pm
they are in prison for a reason!
not a good time to let a load of tealeafs out when things are scarce

You could let the shoplifters out.......that'd baffle 'em

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Mala591 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:17 pm
Official list of key workers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ ... -to-school

That's just about vague enough to produce lots of grey areas then

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TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:40 pm
Me. Please can I leave my kid in nursery?

Till it's how old?

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Leyland?

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KateR wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:12 pm
well deserved and nice to have some good positive news

is there a bottle in that cylinder?

Yes, hand sanitiser

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HieronymousBoschHobs wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:28 pm
Well that's me told

Yes, you can't beat a considered political point, well made

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Gordaleman wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:56 pm
You make a very good point. I bet doctor's surgeries and NHS help lines are swamped by wimps with a cold.

Nothing new there then!

rob63

Latest from Czech Republic: Its now illegal to be out and about without your mouth and nose covered by a mask, scarf, or similar. Only allowed out for essential reasons like going to work or buying food. I've been off sick with flu symptoms since early March (Czech sick leave is basically house arr...

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LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:10 am
Forget notes....let’s have gold bars.

Can't, we sold most of our gold reserves in the last couple of financial meltdowns

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AT THIS TIME: I really don't care where the virus started I really don't care what caused it The above is because I am 100% positive that teams of professional people will be working on the above and will in due time provide definitive details to the best of there knowledge as experts in these fiel...

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Gordaleman wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:42 am
Donald Trump to announce 'Very important news' from the US Food and Drugs Administration at 4-30 pm UK time.

???????????????????????????????????????????????

The only known cure is chlorinated chicken?

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ElectroClaret wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:09 am
Glastonbury cancelled. No big surprise.

Two Things

1. Which washed-up past it person was due to headline this year?

2. Thank **** for that!

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FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:56 pm
This is doing the rounds on Facebook... https://streamable.com/kz9yl

Very funny Frank, but I was expecting a version of Reasons to be Cheerful Part3 when he started with "Why don't you get back into bed"

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People, It has become increasingly apparent of the last 48 hours we need to pause normal society. Normal rules cannot apply now. Businesses need to be put on effective hold. Everything except essential companies need to be almost put into mothballs to be re opened once this crisis is over. If we do...

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:07 pm
Already in quarantine buddy,i want to be fit and healthy to travel down and watch us relegate Brighton on the last day of the season

You've got till May next year to do that, according to the worst case scenario merchants on here

rob63

remember Bury fans helped create this mess - they owned it and ran it at a loss, which led to the Stewart Day acquisition (with associated promises of future stability which somehow involved mortgaging the clubs major assets at eye watering rates. He also got them a magnificent training ground (for...

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Preppione wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:29 pm
Here in Sweden they are hoarding toilet paper and flour.

Are they expecting a papier mache shortage?

rob63

Cases are down but the number of tests are down. Yesterday 342 cases from 4,975 tests = 6.87%. Today 232 new cases from 2,535 tests = 9.17. This means that if we test the same amount today as yesterday there would be 456 cases which would mean a jump of 114 cases. I think you meant to say, it would...

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4:20 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:24 pm
PicsArt_03-14-08.24.19.jpg

If that's Mablethorpe, that photo could have been taken anytime in the last 10 years

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Jel wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:28 pm
I don't think that the new notes are very good at wiping sh!t off

See the posts about Izal on the bog roll topic

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Anyone who hasn't watched it should ignore my earlier gushing about this show. Utter shyte by the end. Butchered a potentially brilliant story and production by trudging out ten episodes where six would have sufficed. It really nosedives after four episodes and doesn't recover. I've seen discussion...

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:36 am
I am in. Guinness and a Drambuie please. (Bottle(

Of which?

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:37 pm
The Brexit Party

Who he?

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 15, 2020 3:01 pm
Don't folk come out of those?

Think you mean closet......... not footballers, apparently

rob63

I was just wondering if there was a credible opposition party and shadow cabinet to assist in any way with the tumultuous decisions that are having to be made at this time and then I remembered that they are, of course, still in a period of ‘reflection’. Oh well, at least that makes me feel just so...

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 pm
I thought Francis Lee had sorted that market!

His company took a dive!

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How did that ditty go? There's a shortage of bog paper in Mobile There's a shortage of bog paper in Mobile So they wait until it vapors, Then they light it with a taper . inMo inMo inMo in Mobile In Mobile, in Mobile inMo inMo inMo in Mobile So they wait until it vapors, Then they light it with a t...

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That's quite normal. At the minute, this is just, in theory, a rearranged game. Refund or "tickets valid for rearrangement" would normally take a couple of days to announce. Of course it's not really like that but just give the bureaucracy and the decision a few days. That's not much to ask for. Ti...

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No, none of these words mean anything to me...........

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Zlatan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:07 pm
Interestingly in Asda tonight I noticed that along with absence of bog roll - all the baked beans were also gone... there’s a correlation there

Yes, why has all the bog roll gone? It's not dysentery that's going round ffs! & it's not as if there's a lack of alternatives if you run short.....

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Bigvince wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:23 pm
As long as you can manage it whilst remaining 2 mtrs apart

2 metres apart? Is that self-isolation or does it become self-abuse?

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LS7 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:59 pm
Bosscat your consumer habits are pure “Swiss Tony”

Swiss Tony or Claret Tony

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm
Oh......you've F...king cheered up!

See, all it takes is the thought of a pint

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm
If you're getting them in, mine's a Guinness.
Cheers Rob. Cheers Tim. Hi Bosscat.

I'll get it with one of these new virtual twenties they've just produced

rob63

n theory thats fine but takes no account of transfer window so are we saying clubs cant sign players..therefore if promoted unable to sign new players extend windows for all..its over ,,its just a matter of time before the premier lge state it Yes, if they extend the season are they going to extend...

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thatdberight wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:27 pm
Arteta's positive test surely the last straw...

Hope the straw's not too long

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:28 pm
Hia Ian Didn't you know...??we beat city 2..3 in the virtual game! Mines a pint!

Get Tim a virtual pint on me!

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Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 pm
Erm no!

But you've had a crisp sandwich of course?

Preferably cheese & onion

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Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 pm
Erm no!

We used to have them when I was at school, a flat potato pie- saucer type, on a teacake/barm cake.....sometimes as a special treat, dairylea cheese spread on teacake too!

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Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:04 pm
No I just have never had it. My Mum used to eat mushy peas with a pie and chips many years ago and as a kid it looked horrible. Looked like green slime to me. I only ever eat a pie by itself. Never eaten a pie with anything tbh!

Have you never had a potato pie sandwich????

rob63

Pretty lazy of the BBC. They should show the ten best goals/saves or moves for each of the Premiership teams over the last season or so. Or highlights of the 10 best shock results over the last few seasons. We'd feature on one or two of those. Chelsea away comes immediately to mind and I'm sure the...

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damo_whitehead wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:38 pm
Scotland advising to cancel all events which have over 500 people in attendance - this isn't to say the same will be in England

That'll only affect about 4 teams in the Premiership then if it's over 500

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bfcjg wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:04 pm
That is shocking, absolutely shocking.

& totally believable!

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:14 pm
Or a wee bottle in motorway services, a weeks wages!

Who buys bottles of wee???

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Claret32yrs wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:49 pm
'Hello Jumbo'? Sounds like something you'd say on a Grindr date...

I bow to your greater experience in these matters C32

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Lord Beamish wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:37 pm
In fairness, you’re a ponce for ordering brioche.

You call him a ponce for ordering brioche but not for shopping in Waitrose? Really your Lordship, your standards are slipping

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