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ClaretTony wrote:FAW not happy. They were hoping that these group games would be played in Cardiff. The whole idea was supposedly to give some of the smaller countries some games.

They have awarded games to smaller countries - like Scotland

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Did they miss his transfer back to Derby or has Shackell understandably asked for such trivial details to be omitted to save his blushes?

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MiltonKeynesClaret93 wrote:That was so satisfying to read.
Bravo, sausage.

And there's me thinking I've written yet another thread-killer.

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50 shades of Grey wrote: As mentioned previously, the height of the Bob Lord cannot be raised due to its close proximity to the houses opposite on Anne Close. Claretandy wrote: says who ? says Planning legislation. The distance between the front elevation of the houses on Anne Close and the back of...

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I can't understand why the London stadium wasn't built similar to the Etihad stadium after their success. Etihad is a great example of how to make use of a stadium after the major event. Because the IOC stipulated that one of the legacy requirements of hosting the Olympics was retaining a stadium c...

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Is he performing his duty, ie doing his job whilst he is looking at porn? I refer you to my earlier answer. Was he doing his job? Clearly no. But in the time he was looking at bongo on the net, did anything untoward happen within the remit of his parliamentary responsibilities that wouldn't otherwi...

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Do you know what the parliamentary policy is around personal internet use of office computers? I’d be surprised if it extended to not using Amazon or Ocado, a lot of organisations, including in government, allow that sort of personal use. It will definitely preclude looking at porn though. See Page...

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It's a sackable offence but it's not illegal and therefore not misconduct in public office. You do realise that you're talking about a criminal offence with a maximum sentence of life imprisonment? For accessing legal pornography?

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So you don’t think that what he is alleged to have done is misconduct in a public office which is a criminal offence? No, I don't. And if you carry out even a cursory bit of research on the matter you'll realise how ridiculous is it to suggest he's guilty of such an offence. If you want chapter and...

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Did Man City ever buy the Etihad or are taxpayers funding the Sheikh's plaything? On the contrary, City pay £3m a year to Manchester City Council. City paid half of the conversion costs from athletics to football mode and, I believe, paid the cost of the South Stand extension. The current cost to t...

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I'm at work, looking at the following on the internet: UptheClarets Amazon AFC Fylde (just out of curiosity) A plumbing website All of which is legal, none of which is remotely related to my job and all of which is personal and therefore could result in my sacking. And not one shiny sh!tting piece o...

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"The owners of The Princess Royal have already said the gruff-voiced boss is welcome to drink for free after securing a return to the Premier League last season." You've got to laugh. The very thought that Sean Dyche - a man with seemingly impeccable judgement of talent, application, determination ...

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Looks like the last direct train from Bournemouth to London Waterloo is at 22:11. The walk from Dean Court to the station is approximately 30 mins. So you might need to leave the stadium on 90 mins and miss any injury time.

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Some of it is science, some of it is mystery. The science bit relates to the flow of air around the cricket ball when it is bowled. The air passes around the shiny side of the ball more quickly than the rough, dull side. This produces aerodynamic drag which helps the ball swing. In overcast conditio...

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'Stonewall penalty'

Visions of Peter Tatchell going down in the box.

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PretiumQue et Causa Laboris. ,,,,,,,,The Prize is the cause or our Labours............In other words Work Hard and we will Win. Perfect Pedant alert Q is for misQuote. Pretiumque et causa laboris translates as 'the prize and cause of our labour', although some sources claim that pretiumque means pr...

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Okay then, I'll be first to say it. I quite like it. It's harmless fun. I read, I watch films, I get out and about during the day. But once the kids are tucked up in bed and I've got a nice glass of red in my hand, it's good to relax with a bit of empty-headed nonsense on the magic lantern.

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Kate Walsh.

Who?

The BBC1 continuity announcer with the Darwen accent. Like nails on a ******* blackboard. Or, as she'd say it, a 'blackborrrrrrrd'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQYhR5n1P50

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I'm told that, when Heaton is fit, there will be a conclave held by Dyche and Mercer, after which smoke will be seen coming from the Undersoil Heating chimney at the end of the Lord Bob Stand. The colour of which will determine who will get the Goalie's jersey for the rest of the Season. Or it coul...

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The UEFA Intertoto Cup is considered to be a major trophy (albeit discontinued) and I believe they won that in 1999 ******* hell. Really? The Intertoto was merely a qualifying exercise for the UEFA Cup, evidenced by the fact that there were three Intertoto cup winners in 1999: Juventus, Montpellier...

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A is for Ahead of the Bastards in the East Lancs derby. 42 wins to 41.

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Only 17 other clubs have won anything since Everton last did. Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, Leicester City, Manchester City, Wigan Athletic, Swansea City, Liverpool, Birmingham City, Portsmouth, Tottenham Hotspur, Newcastle United, Middlesbrough, Fulham, Blackburn Rovers, Aston Villa, West H...

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I signed the petition a couple of weeks ago. Very disappointed by the response from parliament :lol: I've just signed it too. It might be frivolous but that's what makes it brilliant. The discrimination brigade will be along next demanding that the sign depicts a female, and not some gender neutral...

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Photographs of the magnificent old market hall make me weep at the wanton destruction of Burnley town centre in the 1960s. Someone once told me the stone from the market was dumped somewhere off the Nick o'Pendle.

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Silkyskills1 wrote:Think we were 2-0 and 3-2 down before a late header from Steve Davis won it.

Was this the game where Tom Cowan scored with an overhead kick?

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Bambo

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BBC is reporting that the fine could be as much as £58m. Looks like Lee Hoos is going to have raise ticket prices again. Absolute shambles of a club.

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mdd2 wrote: I recall the lawyer from Nigeria having been told she needed a Caesar nipped over to Wythenshawe hospital in the last weeks of pregnancy, had the Caesar.

Damn these Nigerians, coming over here, visiting our hospital canteens, eating our free salads...

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There's always a chance that Dyche would go at some stage. Whether it's to Everton or Leicester is another question. Personally I think he will wait until at least the end of the season which might be in his best interests but one never knows. The worry is that if he went now then he might want to ...

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Depends who makes the decisions at Goodison these days. If it's Bill Kenwright then I can see Dyche being firmly in the frame. If it's Farhad Moshiri I would expect a foreign coach.

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No Ney Never wrote:On young men, really!

What constitutes 'young' these days?

Asking for a 42 year old bearded friend.

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bfccrazy wrote: -Pass back rule
Because goalkeepers need to practice their footwork, they cannot pick up the ball from a pass back. [Law 12]

Hasn't this been the law since Summer 1992?

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evensteadiereddie wrote:Ted McMinn would liven things up a wee bit....

I'm reading his autobiography at the moment. 'Lively' would be a good description of his life. Nothing but praise for Burnley, by the way.

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South West Claret. wrote:Burnley ones I mean.

London Clarets are still producing the excellent Something to Write Home About but you need to be a London Clarets member to get it.

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We managed more than the 8 put together, then? Not too shabby :-) That's an incredible feat Martin. I think you'd guessed we (BLS) were flagging in 2000 when you started up. And if anyone reading this is in any doubt as to how much of a gentleman Martin is, he even wrote to us asking if we minded h...

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Definitely in.

Then immediately out. Probably.

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There’s no short cut to getting a song established, chaps. If you think you’ve come up with a cracker, then three or four of you are going to have to pipe up from the back of the CFS and get it going. Yep, you might feel like a berk the first time you sing it but if it’s got merit it will start to s...

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ClaretTony wrote:Andy Farrell once tried to run me over driving the tractor

I'm glad you mentioned that. Over the years I've begun to wonder if my mind was playing tricks on me. Can you imagine these days a manager or a player driving a tractor around a training ground?

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I once took penalties against Chris Pearce at the training ground during pre-season in 1989. And Brian Miller was driving a tractor cutting the grass. Do you think they’ll be interested?

[I’ll get me coat]

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It was usually a toss-up between the Mitre Delta and the Adidas Tango when I were a lad.

I vividly the remember the size 3 Mitre Mouldmasters we used at primary school. Stung like **** when one of those hit you on the thigh or, heaven forbid, in the noggin.

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The ref clearly got it wrong but I have zero sympathy for Pulis who routinely challenges the boundaries of fair play and sportsmanship in other areas of the game. I have even less sympathy for Rodriguez who has form for diving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SjyTCMZsAk

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I can't decide if the presenter of Match of the Day is drunk, ill or drugged up but I've never seen a more eccentric performance, at one point I thought he was falling asleep as he was listening. Tickled me. He was doing a very good Shakin' Stevens impression at one point and looked like he was des...

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OK, I worded that wrongly. TFL are a government body - if the government essentially deem that Uber are unfit to operate as a licensed cab in London then surely it would follow suit that they are unfit to operate throughout the country? TfL is not a government body; it's a quango at arms length fro...

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I used to do loads of full mash brews but haven't done so since moving to London - which is crazy given the price of a pint down here. I know the OP is just starting out but for the benefit of others, there are two books that I would massively recommend: Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy - by Dave Li...

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There are some brilliant replies underneath the article, though.

He looks reich miffed.

Those slippers are offensive, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it!

And that's the first time I've ever been able to write that about a LET comments section; it's usually populated by neanderthals.

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I add a generous glug of port. Also use real chillies rather than powder.

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