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What's worse?

Our performance or the BT commentary team?

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Cheers jack. Keep passing to them please

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Good.

Get him called up to his birthland team instead!

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Clearly you didn't buy FIFA or you might have something better to do than trying to start an argument about climate change

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certainly not an England one!

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ZizkovClaret wrote:Surely a park and ride could be set up?

Clearly living "over there" has brought out the communist in you.

I'd have you hung for suggesting such a thing!

You'll be wanting to lay tram lines up there next!

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Im half tempted to drive the 150 miles up there to park across his driveway.

Listen mate... the sun comes out, people wanna get outdoors. It's part and parcel of living in certain areas.

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theroyaldyche wrote:its in and around the grey bit at the top of the middle and obviously downwards where wet

If its the angle grey cone thing, the valve block thing went in mine.

It wasn't expensive for a new one, I think it was about 50 quid for a new one.

The cowboy fitting it was a different matter though.

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Is the tundish leaking? (that bit of open pipe just under the red knob on the right)

Probably one of the valves has had its seal go.

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What would it take to get us into Europe again?

from 7th only happened because of someone winning the Community shield or something didn't it? I can't remember.

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I wonder if JBG bought the extended warranty on his 2nd hand Dacia from the bloke too?

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LeadBelly wrote:Not sure if this has been mentioned on a thread I haven't read but.... the Austrian manager (+ Gareth Southgate) was said to have been at TM today- he must've been impressed.

The Austrian manager would probably pick me!

Barnes should be holding out for an England cap, surely?

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Probably my favourite player behind Barnes.

...just waiting for the career ending injury to come now!

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Is anyone gonna make the big claim that we won't lose again this season?

Who said it back in 2015?

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Corky wrote:His little number two was going bonkers.

I think he shoved him. That won't end well.

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Not blaming him for their goal exactly but, should he be returning the ball when it goes out? He threw it quickly straight back to a player which helped Spurs take their throw in quickly and get their goal. Is there anything in the rules to say this shouldn't happen? I've never see a lino touching/r...

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Brady's coming on. Everyone cash out quick!

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Give em a tenner for a month of EA access or whatever it's called. If you like it buy the yearly sub,its only about £90. You get to be a better SJW playing BF5 as a woman too!

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As long as you p*ss it away in the UK, 20% will go to the worlds biggest charity anyway - HMRC.

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Build a huge golden statue of myself, a diamond encrusted toilet, a fortified palace with a small army of elite black ops special forces ready to shoot any peasants getting too close, a large diamond studded gold collar for my pitbull .... I realise all you virtue signalling types will pretend you ...

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And how many teams do you think, aside from the top six, have a chance of beating Arsenal at the Emirates? You know what, this pathetic, done to death excuse is beginning to bore me so lets have a look at the last few seasons of non "top six" 2016/17 Everton Watford West Brom Palace 2017/18 Stoke W...

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Spijed wrote:And how many teams do you think, aside from the top six, have a chance of beating Arsenal at the Emirates?

Ask Southampton

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cricketfieldclarets wrote:Spurs have had their best ever start to a premier league season. Yet they are 9 points off top!

Its all relative to whats around you.

Well, you needn't be bringing Spurs up then!

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FactualFrank wrote:So we haven't spent shitloads then have we?

Hate to break this to you, but our income over the last 5 years has been around that figure.

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Shitloads? Clubs like Spurs and Arsenal spend more on a player than we've spent in the history of the club. Shitloads in the Premier League is £100+ million in a single transfer window. Shitloads? I find £500m over 5 seasons to be a shitload. How many times you won the Euromillions? You must be min...

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At least 2 of the teams finishing below us will be from the Championship.

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Tall Paul wrote:Which banned user are you?

Im not a banned user. If you weren't a cockend and asked properly without being an absolute ****, I'd tell you.

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We're not though.

And what does it matter?

"Oh but its Arsenal, Oh but its Spurs, Oh it's City, Oh but it's Huddersfield"... When does this tired excuse go away?

We've spent shitloads on this squad but are still further behind than the Judas squad back in 09

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Ah there we go.

One more to add to the abject failure and embarassment.

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burnleymik wrote:Ridiculous. We were carded for it last week.

Meh. One or two you'll get away with.

We were embarrassing last week and were rightly booked.

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We gonna get some Joe Hart action up top in the last 5?

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BFCmaj wrote:Didn't realise. Went off to do something and paused my 5live coverage.

Skip to live.

We're 5-2 up!

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IndigoLake wrote:A good performance doesn't always translate to a positive result.

It's a good job where you happy clappers are concerned. God forbid you upped your expectations into a couple of points every 6 months or so.

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joey13 wrote:Nothing wrong with performance today

Is my skygo lagging and we're 3-2 up or something?

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There is some absolutely stunning negativity on this thread. For what is worth I think we’ve generally been competing. It’s beyond me what some people on here expect. Probably expecting really daft things like being able to kick a ball towards the goal on target when given all the time in the world...

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WOw

Jack Cork.

Lets pay him more money

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Changed my mind.

He's a ******* idiot

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Only thing he's really got wrong (maybe one or two small things) is the yellow for Barnes.

Its gotta be one for both or neither.

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SAY HIS NAME BITCHES!

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THERE HE IS!

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Taylor showing his skill

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Moorite wrote:Barnes is a time bomb. He needs to come off.

Why?

Can't be showing any passion or energy or something?

Are you Sean Dyche?

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We can play it on the ground and look good doing it.

Obviously the players are instructed not to.

Why is this? Can someone going to that "Ask Sean" event bring this up?

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We had a lot of genuine grievances with the ref last season.

This season it's more grasping at straws.

*refs

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JohnMac wrote:Two down but at least Ashley is still trying to get sent off...

Yeah, he should do what Chris Wood is doing and stay under the radar.

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Ah good. Came back just in time to see a 2nd going in

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Alan smith is an absolute ****.

His commentary is worse than on those dreadful FIFA games

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Absolute joke.

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Yeah but youre mostly wrong about everything so...

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I think I can run faster than Jack Cork...

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