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Ilkley claret wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:50 am
The team is desperate to keep two more clean sheets so Nick has a chance of winning the Golden Gloves, which I understand has been won only once before from a team outside the Top 6.

2 goalless draws would do nicely.

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8, 4 lucky guesses. WTF is that round bridge about?

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If you went to where he kicks it you would be offside.

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5, only one I have flown from is Birmingham, so I got that one wrong.....

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Don't be so sure, I was in William Hills in Brierfield earlier, bloke who looked a lot like Mike Garlick put a million on, at 100 to 1, for us to go down......hope the Administrators are busy.

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In the first case, there are doubts that the pope is now in line with the views of the Catholic Church. That might be the early onset of dementia, or perhaps the new dawn that there is something is not right within it. In the second case, bears prefer to **** in rivers, streams, lakes or arsene wen...

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No worries.

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What’s the world coming to when you have to go all the way from Accrington to Blackburn for a vinyl car seat trimmer Wow, thanks for your input, as I am a carer for my Dad who will be 93 next week, and would not be able to help himself in a fire or if he fell for instance. I usually take him with m...

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Anyone know of a decent trimmer in the area now, Trevor at Accrington has retired, can't find anything about the one that was in Hapton, just for a small job on an old car with vinyl seats. Nearest I can find is in Blackburn.

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Australia then.

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Capital of Queensland Austrailia?

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Talin?

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I'm going to parachute in and land on the Cricketfield stand roof. Simples.

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Got to say, if he had got in by getting a job as a steward, I would have doffed my cap to him.

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Grumps wrote: ↑
Sat May 23, 2020 8:07 am
Fuels cheap at the moment though.

Cheap relative to what it was before C19, so that's why they want to to increase demand.

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Anyone on here?

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Grumps wrote: ↑
Thu May 21, 2020 8:59 am
I don't know what the government were thinking when they said you could drive as far as you want for excercise and meet up with one other person.
I Carnt walk round the corner to speak to my son in his garden, yet we could both drive to Southend and meet up!!!

Use fuel and pay high tax on it.

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15, always thought Zurich was Switzerland's capital.

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The wrong answers were O.K. Corral, Gettysburg and I think the Alamo, he couldn't even tell her it wasn't the OK Corral.

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Not shaved for nearly 3 weeks, even swerved a couple of showers. Doing a lot more cooking though, well, warming up frozen meals.

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My abiding memory of going to Cambridge was from a night match in 1999. I got home in the early hours and when I went to bed my girlfriend groggily asked me the score. Excitedly I told her the result to which she replied "phhhh, all that way for 1-0". Still makes me chuckle that one. No she phoned ...

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5 Mediterranean.

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38 Snowy

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28 Orville

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28 Wilbor

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15 Rook
17 Divisor

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Be funny if they start it again next month, and all the teams desperately trying to not qualify for Europe.

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Wonder what went wrong at Roomfield, I went 12 years later but they never taught me to write like that.

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First time I've been under 17 stone since we were in the 3rd division, not eating out every day and not eating chips 6 times a week might have something to do with it, not seen a chip for over 2 weeks now, oh well as long as I don't drop below 16 stone all's OK.

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Shock to me, used to see him at the dementure clinic at the Turf, great to talk to, didn't seem to have much dementure (guess I am comparing him to my Dad), seemed really healthy for his age, showed me his pic of Best walking off the pitch with a shoe in his hand that Fred had kicked off him. Rest i...

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Just been on the Roughlee/Newchurch road, at the crossroads looked up the Barley road to see a big hand painted sign saying 'Non residents please go home, contain the virus' or similar.

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The Chinese have the vaccine ready, they will be putting it on ebay this weekend £5000 per dose (just on the off chance anyone thinks this is serious, it isn't (probably))

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Renewed mine a while back, not the first day though, I have no doubt the club will do the right thing.

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You can, but when caught you can expect about 15 years.

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He wanted to keep it realistic.

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Me for Brighton too, Jay with a yards offside last minute goal, just as there is a power cut at VAR HQ.

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VARs fault?

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Dad came out of there last week (Hartley ward, guess yours will be too) after a month. For accommodation try https://www.blakeyhallfarm.co.uk

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Grumps wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:47 am
They'll need a name, date of birth, address etc for a clarets number

Thanks, but do they check that you are giving genuine details, or could someone just make up a 4 year old at their own address?

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Yeah Brighton, double hat trick for Jay to send them back, last one a pen in the 6th minute of stopages when Tarky back heels Murray in the nuts and throws himself down like a girly (a yard outside the box).

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No, could he (or she) just invent a name?

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Just out of interest, say someone who had an arthritic knee, was having difficulty watching from the Bob Lord because of pain in knee when leg folded, but didn't want to move to the lovely new disabled stands, would he (or she) be able to buy a childs season ticket for the next seat, to facilitate s...

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Feel your pain, dad is 92 and also in Pendle at the moment, Hartley ward, went in there for 3 days physio after Blackburn Royal, has been there 3 weeks now.

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First win at Old Trafford since 1962, first time VAR used, no blatant biased refereeing, coincidence?

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All I want now is a last day with nothing on it for us, Brighton to need to lose by less than 5 goals to stay up, you can guess the rest.

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I went to the Ducati Museo in 2012, but it was all race bikes, the only road bikes were a couple of very early moped types. As for Venice, Only go to St Marks very early or very late. Nothing at Murano if you arn't a fan of glass, unless you want to see the real Venice, where they hang their washing...

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What a surprise that in the summery they said 'forget the letter of the law' (to give the divers another penalty), but no mention of the foul on Cork for their goal. Shame the jug eared, crisp eating tosser wasn't there, he would have been suicidal.

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Much as I was pleased to see the right verdict, the time taken was ridiculous, surely some computer geek can write a program that makes the decision in a gazilianth of a second?

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Lord Beamish wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:54 pm
I love the guy in the bobble hat a the back who walks down the steps after the goal and gives Phil Bird the bird.

Brilliant, off as soon as their team concedes, don't even wait for VAR. That's what you call supporting your club.

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