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I don't mind him at all, think he is ok.

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We arrived at the ground at 1.45 at the Jimmy Mac end, and they were still building the bloody things and carting fairly large steel members to site from somewhere by the ticket office area. The police then decided it was time to train the horses to pass and re-pass over them. The first horse went t...

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That's not a knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Take your hat off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Extra vigilance needed in the run up to Christmas, more especially in shopping
centres and malls.

I'll be honest though, I was in the Trafford Centre yesterday and it never once
entered my head.

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Diesel wrote:Please say it was £9,000, so we can add it to our other 'cult' figures generated on this messageboard, go on.

Narr, it was a touch short I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint.

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I'm still hanging on to your coat tails Buxton - one slip and
you're history.

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Or these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elWTNO-iWKk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Mr Dyche (I refuse to call him Dyche) to do all three ?

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It's not that the staff are poorly trained, it's the **** poor working standards and respect you recieve from higher up the company, this means people quit on the daily so your staff are nearly always new - I have friends who have worked for Jame's Places for years and one who still works at the mi...

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You watched this sh!t ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEQ2FmWQQk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Are you hard of hearing ?

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Fat Man Scoop ? Is that an ice cream ?

Who TF is that ?

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Went to Will Smith concert on Blackpool prom over bank holiday weekend. There were 2 OSU vans strategically parked on the main road plus a very large cherry picker which would make it difficult for anyone planning to drive into the crowd. I like to think it is more precautionary than anything else ...

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When I had my little part time job, I served, amongst other things, on the trade counter of an electrical wholesalers. One day, one of the brethren came to the counter and said :- "How much are those", pointing to an item on the counter. "£5.99, I replied politely". "They're only £4.99 down the road...

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Just think of all the paper they have saved.

Why oh why don't they tax caravans ? They cause wear and tear to the roads as well, amongst other things.

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"A series of hostile vehicle mitigation (HVM) barriers ....."

Tell it as it is, they are D!ckhead stoppers and nothing more.

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Just bunged my effort on a text - hope you have received it.

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Another here for Sven Hassall - not much of a reader but really enjoyed his books. Downloaded a couple onto my kindle for my holiday and thoroughly enjoyed them again. However, my 1st adult book was either The Carpetbaggers, The Kon-Tiki Expedition (at school) or the Loneliness of the Long Distance ...

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Bad day Sidney ?

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geopancake wrote:And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As said by Russell Brand

Like that one - good job I can't hear it or see it though as I would really be in a frenzy.

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Spijed wrote:"last bus from Manchester to Burnley at 1800"

How quickly can you get from Old Trafford to the centre of the city, after a matchday?

A hour should be enough, shouldn't it?

You will need to factor in the extra time until Utd score a winner.

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Now, that's a surprisingly long list.

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Oh yeah, forgot James Corden - I'd love to make him laugh on the other side of his face.

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Jonathan Ross
Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Any boxing MC who drawls out the boxer's name. Really gets on my mammaries.

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I hope there are facilities for the disabled in there.

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I was at the biggest bar in Britain last night, with only three serving all night (Bowland Brewery Clitheroe)

They were run off their feet, poor buggers, on minimum wage as well.

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Is it too late for a blue plaque, providing the current owners are in agreement ?

Just a thought.

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People don't signal much, because they are too busy concentrating on their satnavs !!

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Seriously, is there nobody out there to provide you with professional help ?

I am genuinely concerned for you, fellow Claret.

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I didn't know Kevin McDonald had been inside !

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Bloody hell beehole, you're surely not supporting the idiot are you ? He needs to start at the bottom like everybody else and prove his worth, not expect a top job at the first time of asking. However, the sinister side of me wants him to get a decent sized club, preferably dirty Leeds, and fail rea...

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I don't know what stage or position you are in/at but the best things I did were to get power of attorney over my dad's finance and read into what he was entitled to and how to apply. Thanks for taking the trouble to advise. We obtained power of attorney a few years ago when we could see which way ...

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Who's next on the bandwagon, female managers ?

Perhaps visually impaired managers, deaf managers, disabled managers, gay managers, transgender managers ?

The list goes on, and on, and on etc.

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On boxing day he will.

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My thoughts go out to you and your family Benny. I've got all that to come yet, as my Dad (90) and my Mum (88) are both suffering from that terrible disease and are at different stages. Luckily they still know who I am and a fairly decent conversation is possible, but the rate of decline is frighten...

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Thought it was about a new real ale.

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Specialist subject, the bleedin' obvious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Y7VKYWdUo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Finally for tonight, a full album - oh the memories.

Still love it after all these years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYyjdSZa0M" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Here's another from Mark-Almond

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkoiODV1ZE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Try this out- Jon Mark and Jon Almond - used to study to their music in the late 60's/early 70's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr5sCId_ym0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Cheers pb, will put that on the agenda too.

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Darts is better on the radio too.

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If you go to see this I will envy you. Plan to see it myself one day soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACkmg3Y64_s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Snooker is best on the radio - you have to use your imagination.

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I'm not watching it, because I'm recording it, but Louis Theroux is doing a programme
on Transgender Kids.

If anyone is interested.

EDIT:- BBC2 btw.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnExahMPPFI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"to face charges for 'misgendering' "

What on earth is this world coming to ?

The way it's going I'm glad I'm 65 !!!!

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What server are you connecting to Ian ? I'm "tuned in to the Netherlands, Amsterdam. I had some problems with it a few weeks ago so I e-mailed the help desk and they advised that I connect manually ! ! If you are interested, go to the foot of the page in the link and follow the instructions - it wor...

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IPVanish working ok for me so far.

I am with EE.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3q3eKVBuoo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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The game should have been at Bollywood, but it was postponed at Walsall's request because
they had 4 players on International duty.

The BBC website shows it like this :-

Blackburn Rovers P P Walsall
Match postponed - Insufficient Players

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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