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Anyone else started a thread just so they could showcase a pun?

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Are you aware that you can edit thread titles?

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He's like Robbie Blake with pace from what I've seen on YouTube.

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cutsy123 wrote:i'd take him

Yeah, but you also thought it was a good idea to post a story you'd made up about Pope being out for the season within hours of his injury, so I'm not sure your judgement stands up to scrutiny.

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Dyche will realise, however, that his side hold almost every advantage in this tie in terms of resources, yet they were second best for long periods.

Hard to believe that this idiot actually saw the game.

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That is the most inaccurate report of a football game I've ever seen.

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Beaten 'off the pitch' that day, houseboy. We played Liverpool at home in the FA Cup in 1963, drawing 1-1 before eventually losing the replay 2-1. The home tie was something that has stayed with me ever since. The volume of noise generated that day was indescribable only to be surpassed 11 years la...

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Might have been an idea to check their story out before they gave them all that money and a free hotel.

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BFCmaj wrote:He talked about us on the 5Live World Cup daily podcast the other day.

You're ruining the narrative, we want to feel oppressed.

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I've noticed it in a few interviews now. We've been airbrushed from his history.

Really odd when you consider he resurrected his career at Burnley and had his first experience of the Premier League here.

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Pickford was not looking, he just decided to dive one way, most of the time, in such a way that chat he was on the move prior to the taker getting to the ball. Appalling. Goes against all that keepers are trained to do during one on o ones....make the striker commit. He said after the game that he'...

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I was at the game but I can’t remember O’Neil and Latcham up front, which is surprising given that it was a crazy idea.

Had either of them played there before?

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Devils_Advocate wrote:Should be giving Butland a full game. Pope is rightly 3rd choice and no chance of playing in the tournament so seems pointless taking valuable game time away from Butland and Pickford

Apt username.

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What a waste of time and money. It didn't need no survey to conclude you lot are the ugliest bunch of 12 fingered inbreds in the Premier League if not the whole country for that matter Being a 6ft tall blonde beautiful Adonis it was a real eye opener visiting a scene right out of Monty Pythons Holy...

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The Brighton game will be interesting if we sign him.

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They've tried just about every other variation of manager so why not give it a go?

I believe they've got some good young players coming through that Rowett didn't use so that might help him.

Unless we "swoop" in and nick a couple.

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ClaretAndJew wrote:I love Pear Cider that's made from 100% pear.

What's that? Is it one giant pear?

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We don't want players on the wane, we're better than that.

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Needs to work on his right foot and hairstyle.

Not quite up to our standards I'm afraid.

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Middlesborough once got all their deals done early, spending a fortune on the way. Worked well for them didn't it? Let's just be patient and actually trust our board and SD. I think they've earned it. Their fans were buzzing, but then again who could blame them after winning the transfer window tro...

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Cirrus_Minor wrote:I can still remember the longside singing...

Aye ai ai ai
Thomson is better than Yashin,
Lochhead is better than Eusebio,
And Frankfurt are in for a thrashing.

It was the Cricket Field End singing it.

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Just to clarify, Paul Cook ‘in his pomp’ would get nowhere near a Dyche side because ‘he wasn’t very good’? How anyone can say he was Stan's best signing when he bought Robbie Blake is beyond me. Cook was loaned out to Wigan who were in the third tier at the time, with plenty of money available for...

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Certainly more cultured than anyone we'd seen for years at the Turf. I may be over egging it but Paul Cook in his pomp would still make our squad today IMO He wouldn't make the reserves. Dyche wouldn't have him anywhere near the first team for a variety of reasons, the main one being he wasn't very...

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Shame they don't have assist stats from his time at Burnley, they would probably surprise many.

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Get Bambo back in on a trial, we need to have another look at him.

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I'm starting to think that I don't exist. You shouldn't need to do this but do you have your headlights on during the day? The roads are teeming with idiots and anything to make you more visible to these imbeciles could help. The country's overloaded with ******** and sticking them in a one ton mac...

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Can't drive five minutes from my house without some driver doing something mental.

Approached the traffic lights a while back on Ightenhill Park Lane to find a driver waiting patiently at the traffic lights.

Nothing wrong with that except the lights were on green.

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RocketLawnChair wrote:Good idea from the headmaster is that! Go and pass it on to a plane full of folk off on holiday!

That was my point about flying there on a private plane.

The thing is, Shingles feels just like sunburn so would be very confusing if you got it in a hot country.

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If he takes Hart to the World Cup it's ridiculous.

On the bench again last night and likely to finish the season there.

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Dejavu wrote:Wouldn't mind either of the Ayew brothers.

A Swansea fan said yesterday that if you added them both together you still wouldn't get one decent player.

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Only missed a couple of games this season and it's been fantastic and the best in my lifetime. But at the very end my 12 year old has gone and got shingles and school won't have him in case he spreads chicken pox to other kids so the head teacher suggested yesterday that we should to take him away ...

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I think they will alternate between league and cup games.

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You have no right to moan - not this season - no way - not about anything

Not even about a super fan on his pedestal ordering us not to moan?

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That’s got to be one of the stupidest exaggerated comments in the history of the Universe ever ever ! Danny Ings was small, played no 10 role, great first touch and always liked to get a shot off quickly. He could beat a man and also liked a showboat / trick. He was also not scared of a tackle - th...

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Well he ain’t staying at Stoke so could be something in this. I thought he would be on at least £80k a week given his previous clubs but if he’s on a bit less than this - say £60k then he won’t be far off our wage limit I reckon. If there is any truth in this i’m not worried about his character as ...

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Quicknick wrote:Watch us cane Bournemouth to put this behind us.

There's no chance, the team are exhausted and there's nothing to play for, apparently.

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If SD said we had nothing to play for, I agree with him not you. So, we had a bad day and got thrashed; what of it? We were taught a lesson by a better team which highlights the gulf between the top 6 and the rest. I think some on here are forgetting what SD and the guys have achieved this year; we...

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I found a stream in HD, cast it up to the widescreen telly but spent the afternoon in the garden without watching any of it. There was absolutely nothing to play for. It's been about qualifying for Europe for the last few months and that was achieved when the final whistle went at Everton. I'm not ...

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It is possible to moan about a woeful performance whilst appreciating what a fine season it's been.

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wilks_bfc wrote:Maybe he, like the rest of us, was expecting some additional time

If only the refs in the previous three meetings hadn't bothered with any injury-time.

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Our lads have done brilliant to get us to 7th..and into Europe...but their knackered,mentally and physically.. With the injuries we've had and the small squad etc how anyone can be moaning about individual players is beyond me UTC How do you know they're knackered mentally and physically? Don't mak...

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Performed like true gentlemen today, giving Arsene the send-off he deserved.

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FactualFrank wrote:A nice warm country please for our first fixture!

Most countries will be warm in July.

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I was on the ten to ten train that day to make sure I got there on time.

It was like one long party that day.

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Joleon Lescott saying that not only should Joe Hart go to the World Cup, he should be first choice.

The oaf.

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He's not showing much ambition, signing a five year deal with Leeds.

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Can't see us getting too many 50/50 decisions in his last game at The Emirates, it's like playing against twelve men at the best of times.

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Skip to around 1m 32s for the crucial one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWP2T2iQhEg

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Imploding Turtle wrote:Do you know how easy it is to make insinuations like that even if they're untrue?

No, enlighten me.

It seemed odd to just leave it at that after lecturing him on his behaviour.

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