Audi Drivers

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:46 pm

I hope your Turkey isn't cooked properly because of your impatience and you all get food poisoning.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:48 pm

Ha.

I was looking at getting an Audi A3 in the New Year, but didn't want to turn into a total cock end.

I\ll stick to my shitty little Clio for now.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:49 pm

Merry Christmas.

JarrowClaret · Post by **JarrowClaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:08 pm

I'm an Audi driver and i thought i was extremely patient especially when driving how little did I know. Does this generalisation spread to other Car makes or just Audis? Drove a Skoda and a Ford before an Audi just trying to work out if the traits I have that I didn't know about were there before or if it happened when I bought an Audi. Thankfully not having Turkey hot or cold but quite like it cold on a butty.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:28 pm

^^^ what he said.

JarrowClaret · Post by **JarrowClaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:34 pm

Not sure it is a stereotype or a well known one anyway, more popular ones are the white van man, bicyclists' or truck drivers and if you are a truck driver all car drivers none of them are particulary true. I will try my hardest to got food poisoning though just a shame it won't be from Turkey.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:46 pm

At least white vans and trucks do a service.

JarrowClaret · Post by **JarrowClaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:53 pm

So do i annoy all other road users apparently

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:59 pm

I bought an Audi to annoy other road users

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:06 pm

I like to think I'm a pretty considerate Audi driver....always let people out at junctions or stop to let people cross the road.

Some sad, envious people like the OP clearly have a huge chip on their shoulder!

ps. Audi drivers don't have Turkey for Christmas.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:08 pm

I think Audi A3 are the most popular stolen cars.

Jimscho · Post by **Jimscho** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:26 pm

First glance I thought we were signing Andrew Driver.Good job with my eyesight I haven't driven for 13 years.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:33 pm

Two members of my family drive Audis (like most, they don't own them) both are rude tossers with awful breath.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:34 pm

I'm not an Audi driver, but I do wish some people would drive with confidence in what they're doing and get a long a little quicker.

Some drivers seem intent on sucking the joy out of driving by being completely effing useless at it and/or driving as slow as they can whilst meandering along....

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:40 pm

If you are adhering to the speed limit (the law of the land) why should your reward be four inter entwined circles in your rear view mirror inches from your bumper?

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:41 pm

"Impatient Audi drivers"

A bit like saying "All Rovers fans are Barclays Bankers"

Oh, wait a minute, you're right !!!

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:42 pm

You want crap drivers then go to Birmingham. they actually stop when traffic lights are changing to amber..No anticpation skills .Worse still drivers in Colne who slam on in heavy traffic to let someone out of their drive.
I prefer the dog eat dog hectic life on the M4. apart from the odd nutter driving an Audi,it's much safer

yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:42 pm

It was really weird, always was BMW drivers, then one day in March 2007 it suddenly changed to Audi drivers.

Top Claret · Post by **Top Claret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:42 pm

I drive an Audi A4 and have been a white van driver and agree with super Sid.

I personally have no time for asians, chinese, blacks, women and OAPs they should all be banned from the road and tossed to the the lions.

hahahaha

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:44 pm

Diesel wrote:If you are adhering to the speed limit (the law of the land) why should your reward be four inter entwined circles in your rear view mirror inches from your bumper?

It shouldn't be, but driving at 15-20 in a 30 zone is a bit moronic.

Same if you're sat in the middle/outside lane on the motorway, or dual carriage way, doing 50mph and then get all upset when you're undertaken......

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:48 pm

Top Claret wrote:I drive an Audi A4 and have been a white van driver and agree with super Sid.

I personally have no time for asians, chinese, blacks, women and OAPs they should all be banned from the road and tossed to the the lions.

hahahaha

Bit harsh, my mate Omi is actually a good driver as is my brother in law Amar.

My missus drives at a quicker speed then a lot of blokes I've seen too

brexit · Post by **brexit** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:20 pm

AUDI=Ars*holes U Drive Innit

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:28 pm

brexit wrote:AUDI=Ars*holes U Drive Innit

Coming from someone called Brexit that's almost funny.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:31 pm

Top Claret wrote: I personally have no time for asians, chinese, blacks, women and OAPs....

Crikey, that says a lot about you.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:35 pm

I have driven Audi, Artic, Cycle and a Corolla now

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:51 pm

You peasant drivers do know that the outside lane is reserved for Mercedes, BMW and Audi drivers don't you?

Merry Christmas

Mercedes Driver

CharlieinNewMexico · Post by **CharlieinNewMexico** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:54 pm

A lady passed me in an Audi A4 estate/wagon yesterday. She could annoy me anytime.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:08 pm

Not only did I buy an Audi to annoy road users. I also have a personalised number plate... and guess what - it doesn't have the appropriate spacing between the letters and numbers. It's an illegal plate.

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani · Post by **Ooogeorgeorgeoghani** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:45 pm

I do try to go slow in my 3 .0l v6 quattro but it just isnt possible, i apologise to all other.road users because.when i get behind the wheel i just want to have fun its not big and its not clever but its bloody good fun

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:52 pm

a lot of jealousy on here tonight.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:55 pm

Is it all audi drivers or can a4 drivers be excluded?

I find vauxhall drivers the worst as usually they are scruffy chavs. .

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:56 pm

Oh and I have a private reg... hands up who hates me.

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:56 pm

Don't hate you for trying to hide the age of your 2nd hand motor

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:09 pm

Diesel wrote:If you are adhering to the speed limit (the law of the land) why should your reward be four inter entwined circles in your rear view mirror inches from your bumper?

In that instance, if somebody is tailgating me, I reward them by giving them a free break test.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:11 pm

In that instance, if somebody is tailgating me, I reward them by giving them a free break test.

WEll that sounds a very dangerous game. you must be very proud of yourself.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:16 pm

Audi drivers have got nowt on Nissan drivers. Flamin Sunday drivers....

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:16 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:In that instance, if somebody is tailgating me, I reward them by giving them a free break test.

WEll that sounds a very dangerous game. you must be very proud of yourself.

The dangerous game is tailgating somebody. If you tailgate, you're a nob - end of chat. All it takes is for a cat/dog/chupacabra to run out and the car infront has to slam their brakes on. What happens to the idiot driving 3 feet behind? If someone is tailgating me, I slow down until their 3 braincells realises what they are doing, is not working.

I'd rather arrive at my destination 5 minutes late than not at all.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:24 pm

and slamming your breaks on dosent make you a nob. i give up.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:25 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:i give up.

Thank the lord for that.

SkiptonClaret · Post by **SkiptonClaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:26 pm

This thread makes me even happier I drive an Audi.

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:30 pm

yorkyclaret wrote:It was really weird, always was BMW drivers, then one day in March 2007 it suddenly changed to Audi drivers.

What about Berks in Mercs? BMWs were primarily drug delivery units.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:51 pm

There are a few idiots in every brand of car. How on Earth anyone say everybody who drives a xxxxxx are idiots is beyond me.

What is surprising is how few crashes we actually see. Given the number of cars on the road, we should see at least one crash everyday.

Mind you there are some parts of Brierfield & Nelson where the standards of driving are quite scary. People not indicating going on roundabouts or simply pulling straight out of side streets. Did these people really pass a driving test? That strangely includes a few taxi drivers.

vinrogue · Post by **vinrogue** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:45 pm

Time to admit, I sometimes deliberately do not indicate to adhere to my cars stereotype and I also deliberately allow other road users to join the main road by flashing my lights and letting them in thus disproving the stereotype and confusing other road users who never expected that! UTC

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:21 am

I cant see the point in indicating. If it annoys you, you're not paying attention to the road enough.

Garnerssoap · Post by **Garnerssoap** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:00 am

My missus drives an Audi and she's a dreadful driver.

COBBLE · Post by **COBBLE** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:22 pm

From a completely objective analysis of the dangerous tail-gating, lane jumping, prats I encounter driving up Centenary Way each work day
morning, I can confirm Audi drivers stand out as the most arrogant, dangerous, drivers on that particular stretch of road.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:15 am

I once had to take a colleague to hospital with a very minor work injury. My boss lent me his Audi to transport him. By the time we got to the urgent care unit the patient was sweating uncontrollably, shaking like a leaf in a hurricane, foaming at the mouth and babbling something incoherent that sounded a bit like " let me out of here you crazy bar steward". He also got the bus back. Weird.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:30 am

One of the ******* nearly wiped me off my bike this morning.

That definitely makes them all arseholes.

He needs adding to The Prick List too.

bfcmik · Post by **bfcmik** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:03 pm

Cyclists who believe they are above the law get my goat. Ignore traffic lights, use the pavement to get around queueing traffic then pop right back out to disrupt the traffic flow, ride slowly down roads I am trying to hurry down, no lights at night etc.

Audis are the car of choice for sales reps at the moment and they are the people who give car brands a bad name. Having said that, as a professional driver, you do learn how to read the road that bit further ahead so that you appear to be taking risks which your experience shows is OK.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:07 pm

My motto

Think bike , think d1ck.

Often weave in and out of traffic when traffic is slow, or at a stans still.

And I don't care what you say, they ALL break the speed limits on Sunday drives on the back roads. It's part of the thrill.