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Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:20 pm

Who have tomato ketchup on a bacon sandwich?

I know what you're thinking..... Donald Trump is the president of the USA and we're leaving the EU, and this clown is talking about a sauce we put on our bacon sandwiches.

It's a very important subject though, and if you're a 'proper' Burnley fan you'll have the correct sauce on your bacon sandwich.

If you don't have any kind of sauce on your bacon sandwich, keep your f***ing nose out.

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Belial » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:30 pm

Egg, cheese and maple syrup

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:34 pm

Tommy sauce every time. As Lancashire as anyone and not a child (although very immature at times) was the correct answer Brown sauce or none at all?

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Post by gogogadgetlegs » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:34 pm

Frankly Im not HP

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Post by Lord Beamish » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:36 pm

Used to be brown sauce on my bacon butties, bun now it's Heinz Firecracker Smoky Chilli Ketchup. Sorry BoT.

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Post by bedfords » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:42 pm

As is the norm, Northerners need to ketchup.

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Post by JarrowClaret » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:44 pm

Sausage all the way would rather eat your smelly feet than have Bacon but HP all the way, although once in a blue moon I will try ketchup on it. Can't at the moment though kids have made me get Daddies ketchup instead of Heinz and I'm a ketchup snob won't have any other than Heinz.

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:54 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:Used to be brown sauce on my bacon butties, bun now it's Heinz Firecracker Smoky Chilli Ketchup. Sorry BoT.
I accept your apology Lord Beamish.

The only tomato that is going on a bacon sandwich is fried tomato, but it's not a sauce.

The 'Lancashire as anyone' lad further up the thread needs to re-evaluate his life. ;)

Michelin starred and Masterchef master Marcus Wareing is a Lancashire lad, and I bet he would never have tomato ketchup on a bacon sandwich.

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Post by tybfc » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:21 am

"Bacon sandwich"?

It's a butty and most definitely with HP brown sauce.

And if before an away match setting off from Piccadilly a pint of Guinness.

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:32 am

who say "fanks" instead of "thanks"?

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Post by Autobahn » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:35 am

Get that food fecker offa my beer can.

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Post by Dazzler » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:37 am

Brown sauce on any breaky butty/toasty and a plate of breakfast with beans.
However,a breakfast without beans I will more often than not have red sauce.

Will that do yers ?

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:22 am

tybfc wrote:"Bacon sandwich"?

It's a butty and most definitely with HP brown sauce.

And if before an away match setting off from Piccadilly a pint of Guinness.
I was trying to include everyone by typing sandwich.

Even though you got the sauce correct, you lot in south east Lancashire call it a 'butty', which is well wrong.

We're having a sarnie or a taycake.

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Post by Sidney1st » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:05 am

BBQ sauce over here.

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by RammyClaret61 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:02 am

HP all the way. And I live further south than most of you!! :lol:

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Post by Bullabill » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:07 am

Rammy,
Where do you get 'proper' HP?

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:21 am

Brown sauce, barbecue sauce or none at all.

Tomato sauce on a bacon butty is a court marshall offense in my house.

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Post by RammyClaret61 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:51 am

Bullabill wrote:Rammy,
Where do you get 'proper' HP?
Coles & Woolworths sell the squeezey bottle version. If you prefer the glass bottle then the British shop.

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:56 am

Bacon / bacon & egg - Brown sauce
Sausage - red sauce
Burgers - red sauce

It is that easy.

Red sauce on bacon is like putting a dash of blackcurrent/lime/lemonade in your pint...

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Post by brexit » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:05 am

Mayo, Lettuce and Tomato.
The Worsthorne Bacon Butty

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Falcon » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:35 am

I'm an adult (at least in years) and it has to be red sauce for me, although I tend to go for sausage and egg rather than bacon.

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Post by taio » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:38 am

Sausage = Brown sauce
Bacon = red sauce
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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:44 am

MACCA wrote:Bacon / bacon & egg - Brown sauce
Sausage - red sauce
Burgers - red sauce

It is that easy.

Red sauce on bacon is like putting a dash of blackcurrent/lime/lemonade in your pint...
100% correct.

For the record, Ketchup is allowed on Sausages and Burgers, ketchup is sweeter so it just doesn't go with salty bacon. If you think otherwise then you are wrong.

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Post by john'sroseyspecs » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:45 am

I didn't realise people were so militant on the sauce issue. What kind of bacon should it be?

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Post by taio » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:48 am

Claretmatt4 wrote:100% correct.

For the record, Ketchup is allowed on Sausages and Burgers, ketchup is sweeter so it just doesn't go with salty bacon. If you think otherwise then you are wrong.
You are clearly clueless and lack sauce experience if that's your view.

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:50 am

john'sroseyspecs wrote:I didn't realise people were so militant on the sauce issue. What kind of bacon should it be?
Smoked. Next question.

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:51 am

taio wrote:You are clearly clueless and lack sauce experience if that's your view.
Come at me bro

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Post by ClaretEngineer » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:51 am

john'sroseyspecs wrote:I didn't realise people were so militant on the sauce issue. What kind of bacon should it be?
This should be interesting. :lol:

For me its smoked middle bacon.

Occasionally I will accompany the bacon with a sausage (or two), fried egg and some fried mushrooms.

The bread has to be Warburtons Blue, though I am partial to having a sarnie with a Sheldons Oven Bottom Barm.

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Post by Falcon » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:52 am

Unsmoked bacon, just about cooked (crispy is the devil's work), red sauce, white teacake, real butter

IDST

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:53 am

Falcon wrote:Unsmoked bacon, just about cooked (crispy is the devil's work), red sauce, white teacake, real butter

IDST
Foe list.

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Post by taio » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:55 am

I shouldn't accuse you of lacking sauce experience coz I tend to have bacon without any sauce

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Post by ClaretEngineer » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:59 am

Falcon wrote:Unsmoked bacon, just about cooked (crispy is the devil's work), red sauce, white teacake, real butter

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Re: Is it just children and people who live in the south...

Post by Walton » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:07 am

Always HP sauce on a bacon butty, and anyone who calls ketchup 'red sauce' is a pleb of the highest order.

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Post by taio » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:10 am

Anyone who says HP sauce instead of brown sauce sits down to wee.

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Post by ClaretEngineer » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:12 am

taio wrote:Anyone who says HP sauce instead of brown sauce sits down to wee.
It HAS to HP sauce, it distinguishes it from other lesser brown sauces.

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Post by Lord Beamish » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:13 am

A friend of mine's wife says Tommy K for Tomato Ketchup. It really grinds my gears.

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Post by Wilsdenclaret » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:16 am

Ketchup and HP mixed together

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Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:23 am

Pork and leak sausage
Lurpack butter
On Toast
Red Sauce
Tea 2
Heart attack material.
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Post by LongsideFacingUp » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:24 am

Pretty sure that when Dyche was on this show: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b043wrw1 he told Danny Baker that he has lashings of red sauce on his bacon/sausage butties.

Grounds for dismissal?

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Post by taio » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:25 am

Appalling choice of bread Macca, which invalidates your view completely

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Post by Darthlaw » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:28 am

Smoked bacon, oven bottom and no sauce at all. Why dilute the flavour of the meat?

If tha wants moisture, put an egg on it.
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Post by Walton » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:29 am

taio wrote:Anyone who says HP sauce instead of brown sauce sits down to wee.
Anyone accepting any other brown sauce than HP is wrong. HP is the only true brown sauce.
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Post by Walton » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:30 am

I do always wonder whether people who call ketchup 'red sauce' call lager 'yellow beer'

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Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:32 am

taio wrote:Appalling choice of bread Macca, which invalidates your view completely
I know.
Got to let the wife have some control. Bread is that control. It's helthier apparently..

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Post by boatshed bill » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:40 am

Sauce is an insult to bacon.

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Post by BarstewardsEnquiry » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:16 am

Anything resembling a breakfast, bacon butty sausage butty beans on toast MUST have HP sauce! Its the rules. End of discussion. Other brown sauces are acceptable, just. Barbecue sauce? No! Children and southerners need to man up!!!

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Post by Lord Beamish » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:36 am

MACCA wrote:Pork and leak sausage
Lurpack butter
On Toast
Red Sauce
Tea 2
Heart attack material.
Are your pork sausages leaking, Macca?

Best not to prick them.

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Post by duncandisorderly » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:42 am

I put mayo on mine....

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Post by South West Claret. » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:48 am

I agree "Real" sausages don't need pricking.

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Post by DocFoster » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:51 am

Walton wrote:Anyone accepting any other brown sauce than HP is wrong. HP is the only true brown sauce.
HP (Houses of Parliament) sauce production was moved from Coventry to Holland 10 years ago. Anyone buying or consuming it should be locked in the Tower. Bloody traitors.

But HP Sauce is going Dutch.
Production of the brand is to move to Holland in March as its factory in Aston, Birmingham, shuts after 103 years, with the loss of 125 jobs.
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