Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
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Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Half mile wide asteroid been tracked by NASA and they say it'll miss us by 32 million miles.
However a Russian astronomer called Dr. Dyomin Zakharovich says they're lying
And it's on course for us and we're screwed.
So cancel the milk.
However a Russian astronomer called Dr. Dyomin Zakharovich says they're lying
And it's on course for us and we're screwed.
So cancel the milk.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
NASA or one guy. Hmm
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
I've just quit my job.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
No need to sweat over whether we sign Brady or not then.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Just our luck....we'll get to 38 points, and then life on earth will be obliterated...typical.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
I might have a fag.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Won't bother renewing for season then.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
32 million miles. As close as a Dean Marney long shot.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Just got 10/1 on SkyBet for this to happen, put a cheeky £20 on.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Just when I was about to start walking football ! Not worth it now.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
typical sign brady ..look like staying up and pfff all gone in a blink
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Ha ha, how thick are you.Rileybobs wrote:Just got 10/1 on SkyBet for this to happen, put a cheeky £20 on.
If we all blow up, how you going to collect your winnings??
Bookies love gamblers like you!!!
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Can we not fire that 'dustification' ray gun type thingy at it, and erm, dustify it. You know, the one some tin foil head was banging on about on the recent twin towers conspiracy thread.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Jeez Macca, I heard the whoooosh from here!
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Not around for 4 months so doubt it.
If that was the case, how much have you put on?
If that was the case, how much have you put on?
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About as much chance of it hitting earth as there is of BFC spending £20.0m plus on a couple of players.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Half a mile? I've sh!t bigger!
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This might count as a Burnley or Middlesbrough long ball :p
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Reckon anything half a mile wide will only make a small dent.
Probably enough to obliterate somewhere like Blackburn, Middlesbrough or arsene wingers house.
Now there's a real bet. Like to see him get his handbag out and push that one away
Probably enough to obliterate somewhere like Blackburn, Middlesbrough or arsene wingers house.
Now there's a real bet. Like to see him get his handbag out and push that one away
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
This better be true. I quit my job and went round to the wife's sister's house and...
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
"Probably enough to obliterate somewhere like Blackburn, Middlesbrough or arsene wingers house."
He will claim that he didn't see it anyway.
He will claim that he didn't see it anyway.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Armageddon out of here. Send for Bruce Willis.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
SCAREMONGERING! STOP TALKING BRITAIN DOWN!
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Don't worry Keane will head it away.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
'NASA or one guy. Hmm'
I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.
I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Its a pretty shitty state of affairs when a massive rock hitting the earth will probably actually improves things
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Stick Donald trump under it, his hair will provide it a soft landing spot.
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Just paid off my bloody mortgage, typical.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Well, this could add a whole new dimension to Spot The Ball.
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The four horsemen are starting to saddle up!
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.minnieclaret wrote:Armageddon out of here. Send for Bruce Willis.
http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I've got 15 years left on mine. Up yours Skipton building society. You'll never see that now!CnBtruntru wrote:Just paid off my bloody mortgage, typical.
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What you now 84?Man of Kent wrote:Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.
http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
P.S. Just checked mine and I'm ******. There's an asteroid gonna hit the Earth next month and the clock has stopped
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Good it will stop all this brexit nonesence
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Which day did they say it'll hit cos if its a Friday I'll be well p*****d off. Can't they postpone till a monday
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Hold on..... did you say a Russian !!!!!!! well then its more likely to be BS then - or on steroids.
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And it'll stop all those greenies droning on about how we're destroying the planet
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
That's upset me. I'll live to 90 but Mrs Minnie has less than a year.Man of Kent wrote:Stop worrying and speculating about whether some asteroid is going to kill us all. This will tell you the day on which you're going to die - exactly! Apparently I'm going to die on December 3rd 2057 - well chuffed about that. Forty years left.
http://deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Can we speak to Clark Kent and get it put back a few weeks? I've got a holiday planned for next month !
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I'm going to die in March 2023. I'll be 51. What a load of balls........ hopefully
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That'll teach you for clicking onto a Bullsh*t site! You'll not be able to enjoy New Year's Eve 2023 nowSutton-Claret wrote:I'm going to die in March 2023. I'll be 51. What a load of balls........ hopefully
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That's OK. As long as it lands on Deadwood Park.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Just the sort of pace we're looking for.
Does it like omlettes?
Does it like omlettes?
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No worries now. I massaged some of my answers and I've now got till August 2065. Which will make me 92. Not bad for a fat bloke.RalphCoatesComb wrote:That'll teach you for clicking onto a Bullsh*t site! You'll not be able to enjoy New Year's Eve 2023 now
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Don't worry, it'll f*ck off back to outer space when Nasa sends Sean up in a rocket to face it down.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Who's bigger, Sutton? You or the asteroid? (I almost spelt it arseteroid. Well, better than hemeroid.)
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I'm already dead, according to that. I died in 1996.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
Pstotto wrote:I'm already dead, according to that. I died in 1996.
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Re: Asteroid To Destroy Earth Next Month
[quote="yorkyclaret"]Don't worry Keane will head it away.[/quote
after Ben Mee has blocked it on the line - with his face...
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after Ben Mee has blocked it on the line - with his face...
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