God enters football...

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IanMcL
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God enters football...

Post by IanMcL » Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:15 am

We have Jesus, Moses, Gabriel and Abrahams for starters...

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Re: God enters football...

Post by HendricksHair » Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:34 am

what you watch in your spare time is nothing to do with this board ;)

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Re: God enters football...

Post by clarethrough » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:35 am

you missed the obvious JUDAS
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Re: God enters football...

Post by gawthorpe_view » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:37 am

Dyche = Deity.

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Re: God enters football...

Post by Falcon » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:33 am

Stoke have Adam
Forest Green have Eve

Spurs have Kane
Hull have Abel
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Re: God enters football...

Post by vinrogue » Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:56 am

Over at Deadwood there will soon be a JOB probably an EXODUS with NUMBERS dwindling, no KINGS will have an answer, it will be reported in the CHRONICLES that the signing of MICAH Richards isn't the answer either. The new Board of MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE and JOHN also fail to be a REVELATION. UTC

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Post by dibraidio » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:06 am

Christ vinrouge, that was a punfest of biblical proportions.
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Re: God enters football...

Post by minnieclaret » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:11 am

Sign on a Liverpool church "Jesus is coming. What will you do?"

Some wag wrote "move St. John to inside right"

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Re: God enters football...

Post by HatfieldClaret » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:12 am

Just a few Mohammeds about too.

There's a Musa (arabic for Moses) a few Yousefs (Joseph), Ibrahims (Abraham)

There's even an ALLAHdyce
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