Merson's thoughts on Dyche

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Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Commy » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:25 pm

Come on, own up, who's been threatening Merson? :o :o

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Wile E Coyote » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:41 pm

loudmouthed cockney has been, ex pi**head, now realising how wrong he was all along.
scribbles a few words , all spelt incorrectly, some lackie at the tabloid has to re write the mess, this is the result. well done paul, you drooling idiot.
no offence mate.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by RocketLawnChair » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:05 am

Well you learn something everyday, Paul Merson as thoughts.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by MrHungry » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:08 am

Total knob..... in the running for the next premiership job?? He has one with us.....and to say dyche will learn off his mistakes not spending and getting relegated the last time around.its well documented hed planned for promotion but not that soon! His plans are now bearing fruit....

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by ClaretTony » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:08 am

Merson was very complimentary about us last Saturday afternoon on Gillette Soccer Saturday

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by MrHungry » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:12 am

To be fair all of the pundits are now!

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by MrHungry » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:13 am

To be fair all of the pundits are now!

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:30 am

Please do f**k off, you know nothing gobsh1te............

Last time round they didn’t spend any money and went down so they’ve learned from their mistakes.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by cutsy123 » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:42 am

Stupid alcy pisspot southern wa nker

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by PaintYorkClaretnBlue » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:05 am

MrHungry wrote:Total knob..... in the running for the next premiership job?? He has one with us.....and to say dyche will learn off his mistakes not spending and getting relegated the last time around.its well documented hed planned for promotion but not that soon! His plans are now bearing fruit....
My immediate thoughts exactly! He's talking as thought we're still in the championship and Dyche would jump at the chance to manage in the premier league!! T0sser!!

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:15 am

Can't see a lot wrong with what he's said.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:34 am

My thoughts on Sean Dyche are that he's a contender to replace Arsene Venger when he leaves Arsenal.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Bobzuruncle » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:45 am

Last Sat he argued that the Arsenal last minute penalty wasn't even a foul regardless of the obvious offside and that Burnley had been treated very harshly by the officials

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Blackrod » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:56 am

Easy to predict his predictions. Sides with bigger teams until proven wrong. Can't believe Sky employ this idiot.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Transpennine » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:57 am

A pretty accurate summary. If it had been Henry winter (for example) Writing the article rather than Merson, would there be such negativity towards it?

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Post by TVC15 » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:23 am

Transpennine wrote:A pretty accurate summary. If it had been Henry winter (for example) Writing the article rather than Merson, would there be such negativity towards it?
Simple answer is no because Winter isn't a thick cockney git who can''t read or write.

Merson is now only stating the bleeding obvious - to describe us as doing "ok" is hardly the level of insightful journalism that's going to win him the Pulitzer Prize is it ?

Was not long ago he was taking the mickey out of us every week and predicting us to lose every game.

The idiot is stealing a living and has carved out his pundit career because people think it's funny that he is so thick.
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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Rileybobs » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:28 am

I can't be bothered reading the article because I'll probably lose a part of myself. But I think it's cruel that Sky exploit Merson's lack of human functionality by parading him in front of the cameras every Saturday like a modern day freak show for the amusement of the public.
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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:39 am

Transpennine wrote:A pretty accurate summary. If it had been Henry winter (for example) Writing the article rather than Merson, would there be such negativity towards it?
yes, winter is just one bloke with an opinion too, it has no more relevance what he says. Its like one of us offering a view on something, what difference is there.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Lord Beamish » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:58 am

He talks like someone who has a brain injury. I think it's quite commendably inclusive of Sky Sports.

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Re: Merson's thoughts on Dyche

Post by Devils_Advocate » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:16 am

Merson probably has a lot in common with large sections of Burnley fans in terms of working class background, limited education and love of football. He just happened to be lucky enough to have an immense amount of talent.

So he screwed up a bit with drinks and gambling but again how many lads from Burnley in the 70s and 80s would have gone that way if theyd have had fame and money thrust upon them in that environment

Soccer Saturday is meant to be a light-hearted program with lots of OTT comedy characters like Kamara and Merson and if you dont take it too serious and get too upset if someone doesnt blow smoke up Burnleys arse i think its a great program to see out Sat afternoon if Burnley arent playing or you cant get to the game

Henry Winter on the other hand is a pompous self obsessed bore but hey he says nice things about little old Burnley so what a guy
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