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bfccrazy
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by bfccrazy » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:41 pm
conyoviejo wrote:People who start their reply with "Actually"
I used to do this without knowing I was doing it.
Was brought to my attention by a family member and I consciously changed the way I replied to people.
I also started replies with "No, but....."
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Funny thing is that now I know I used to do this and how negative it comes across .... It really annoys me when others do it
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by mrhungryone » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:46 pm
'How are you' good,good,good!!
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by mrhungryone » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:51 pm
spadesclaret wrote:Posters who don't know the difference between accept and except.
I cant except that for one minute of a ticking watch.
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by bfccrazy » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:00 pm
When you get a round in and ask what somebody wants and they reply "i'll have anything".
They're not happy when they get a pint of water for some reason.
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by Rileybobs » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:20 pm
minnieclaret wrote:HS2.estimated at £30m which will end up being £60m minimum.
To save half an hour from London to Glasgow. If it's goods it doesn't matter. If it's people take a flight.
£30m???
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South West Claret.
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by South West Claret. » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:24 pm
Rileybobs wrote:£30m???
Indeed RB more like 50 and 80 or more.
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by Rileybobs » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:26 pm
South West Claret. wrote:Indeed RB more like 50 and 80 or more.
I think we're talking billions, not millions.
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by minnieclaret » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:38 pm
Rileybobs wrote:I think we're talking billions, not millions.
I've never been one for over estimating. billions is what I meant what a waste of money and devastation to the poor sods who will be uprooted.
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by TheFamilyCat » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:43 pm
People who reply to Saxo.
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by TheFamilyCat » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:43 pm
Threads about Saxo.
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South West Claret.
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by South West Claret. » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:44 pm
50 and 80 or more billion? (thanks RB) what happened to austerity then?
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by Vintage Claret » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:57 pm
J12 exit on the east bound M65 when people drive up the left hand lane (which is for turning left to Lomeshaye Estate only) but instead of turning left cut right across the roundabout into the right hand lanes heading towards Nelson/Brierfield.
Just frickin queue in the correct lane like sensible motorists do rather than try and save 2 minutes of your precious time and risk an accident.
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by bfcjg » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:59 pm
Having to ask to get a pint topped up, they wouldnt let you pay 25p less for a pint so why try to short measure people and look grumpy when you ask for what you have been asked to pay for.
Soft crisps, so annoying when you sit down get the bag, open them and they are soft, Grrr.
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by Mrpotatohead » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:33 pm
Radio shows playing the commentary of a goal to report on a football match. I dont mind listening to the game live on the radio, but nothing annoys me more than playing the commentary of each goal back to back during the reports later in the day.
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by Flatline » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:11 pm
Clowbrigde reservoir, taking a year and a half to build a small bridge that no-one is ever working on.
Tarmacked pavements that used to be stone(where did the stone go ?).
Road Tax that doesn't contribute to the roads(fecking shambles).
I could go on but I'll stop there.
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by Chobulous » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:12 am
Vintage Claret wrote:J12 exit on the east bound M65 when people drive up the left hand lane (which is for turning left to Lomeshaye Estate only) but instead of turning left cut right across the roundabout into the right hand lanes heading towards Nelson/Brierfield.
Just frickin queue in the correct lane like sensible motorists do rather than try and save 2 minutes of your precious time and risk an accident.
Annoying I grant you that but far more annoying are those total two hats who, travelling west bound, exit at J10 and get in the left hand lane then come straight out at the top of the exit road at Gannow without stopping and try to cut across all of the traffic to get to Accy Road or towards Padiham. Bastards!
Last week I was able to get alongside one two hat doing that and keep pace with him forcing him down to the traffic lights at the Mitre. The most childish thing I have ever done, but so deeply satisfying.
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by Sutton-Claret » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:56 am
Chobulous wrote:Annoying I grant you that but far more annoying are those total two hats who, travelling west bound, exit at J10 and get in the left hand lane then come straight out at the top of the exit road at Gannow without stopping and try to cut across all of the traffic to get to Accy Road or towards Padiham. Bastards!
Last week I was able to get alongside one two hat doing that and keep pace with him forcing him down to the traffic lights at the Mitre. The most childish thing I have ever done, but so deeply satisfying.
I do this every night getting off the A64 onto the York ring road - its sooo satisfying knowing you've forced some knob to go around the roundabout. There's quite an art to it.....
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Mala591
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by Mala591 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:18 am
Dust
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by TheOriginalLongsider » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:43 am
bfcjg wrote:Come on grumpies we haven't had one for a few weeks which in itself is annoying
The adverts for The Nationwide building society are stupid condescending and highlight that they cannot brag about interest rates as they give F all. Smug Rsoles reciting poetry smirking and walking away "I have a house you proberbly ain't I off to the shops to buy me some paint " grrrr
Also car parking spaces at the front of super markets reserved because you have kids !!!!and we wonder why so many of them are obese what next escalator to the pop and toffee aisles so the lazy buggers don't even have to walk.
Members of think tanks coming on the Tele telling us what to think. What the F is that all about don't the rest of us not think? and why a tank I actually think this when they are on "F off you pompous twohat I can think for myself thanks."
I feel better now
I swear at the tv every time those adverts are on.
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by Alanstevensonsgloves » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:13 pm
My girlfriends son will ask for something, eg a biscuit in the following way:
"Am I allowed a biscuit or not?"
It is a question, but no inclusion of the word 'please' and actually sounds very negative.
Compare that to "Can I have a biscuit please?" The two are worlds apart.
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andyh
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by andyh » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:22 pm
Conceding injury time winners
Conceding last minute equalisers
Conceding after opening the scoring
Conceding first away
Oh heck just conceding
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by BFCmaj » Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:00 pm
Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:My girlfriends son will ask for something, eg a biscuit in the following way:
"Am I allowed a biscuit or not?"
It is a question, but no inclusion of the word 'please' and actually sounds very negative.
Compare that to "Can I have a biscuit please?" The two are worlds apart.
People who say "Can I have a biscuit please?" Instead of "Please may I have a biscuit?".
That plastic film stuff that's on the scratch plate when you buy a new guitar.
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by john'sroseyspecs » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:39 pm
When there are two lanes at traffic lights or a mini roundabout you always get some knobbler turning right who thinks they have to swing left into your lane first. It's like a 3 mph version of a rally driving Scandinavian flick. Does my head in.
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by gandhisflipflop » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:54 pm
People who can't get a simple name correctly, often adding a letter 's' on the end where none exists
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by Barry_Chuckle » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:10 pm
I've not read through the guff on these 3 pages but I'm sure Saxo has been mentioned
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by leedsdave » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:46 am
Bosses who refer to the end of the working day as "Close of Play"
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by Walton » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:56 am
Sutton-Claret wrote:I do this every night getting off the A64 onto the York ring road - its sooo satisfying knowing you've forced some knob to go around the roundabout. There's quite an art to it.....
I used to enjoy doing this at the Askham Bryan turnoff, although sometimes it was safer to just go up that right hand lane and go round the roundabout, if the queue was stretching back onto the A64.
The best place for doing it though was getting on the M1, near Arla. Every single time the lights went green there'd be 3 or 4 cars trying to get into the left hand lane from the middle lane, where they'd been trying to sneak up. It was good fun blocking them off and sending them round the roundabout.
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by Lord Beamish » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:23 am
'Love Shack' by the B52s.
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by 50 shades of Grey » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:59 pm
The M6 (hate that motorway with a passion);
Simon Garner;
Fans that sing, 'Burnley's a sh it hole' (when they're from a sh it hole);
Bloke I work with who turns up when he wants, and nowt ever gets said to him;
My missus;
My ex-missus;
My (always) empty bank account;
McDonalds;
TOWIE;
that Scarlett Moffatt woman, who seems to pops up everywhere.
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by timshorts » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:13 pm
People bleating on about how good Steven Gerrard was.
The English rugby team. What they stand for - and now their irritating coach too.
Soap Operas, and the way that the Daily Mirror appears to believe that they are real.
The Beatles. Although they probably should be top of the list on an "overrated" thread.
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by bfcjg » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:18 pm
Rafa Benitez
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by Flatline » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:00 pm
Chobulous wrote:Annoying I grant you that but far more annoying are those total two hats who, travelling west bound, exit at J10 and get in the left hand lane then come straight out at the top of the exit road at Gannow without stopping and try to cut across all of the traffic to get to Accy Road or towards Padiham. Bastards!
Last week I was able to get alongside one two hat doing that and keep pace with him forcing him down to the traffic lights at the Mitre. The most childish thing I have ever done, but so deeply satisfying.
It's an overflow lane and it's perfectly legal to crossover all three lanes.
I do it every time and laugh at some of the sad barstewards getting road rage.No one's ever forced me down towards the Mitre,many have tried but I just stop if they do and then someone has to let me across.
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by Middle-agedClaret » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:45 pm
People who throw their fast-food detritus and other rubbish out of their car window.
Managers who refer to "the football club" rather than the name of their team.
Zombie phone users.
The hysterical reaction of Eddie Jones and others to Italy's tactics on Saturday.
The clear inability of most England rugby players to use their brains or initiative to counter the Italian tactics.
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by CSI Wycoller » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:13 pm
Joe Public and his craving for the ordinary - Russell Howard and the Mumfords spring readily to mind!
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by vinrogue » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:45 am
Cold fries from McDonalds, I perhaps have one McD's a month on average and it never fails to annoy me when I get cold fries. So much so that I have been known to scare the staff with my comments of don't serve me cold fries without having the manager stood by your side young man/young lady!! If I had wanted cold fries I would have asked for them.....!
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by Wile E Coyote » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:00 am
dogs not being able to talk.
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Mala591
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by Mala591 » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:29 am
Burnley's appalling climate.
Now where are those vitamin D capsules?
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by Firthy » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:56 pm
Does Sound of the 60's moving to 6.00 on a Saturday morning class as annoying. 8-10 was the perfect slot, now we have to put up with Dermot O'Leary instead. Fortunately I can record Sound of the 60's on Sky and play it back at a better time to suit me.
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ontario claret
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by ontario claret » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:39 pm
People who list lists of annoying things.
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by yorkyclaret » Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:29 am
The idiots who drive up lane 1 at Eastbound junction 10 M65 then stop at the top. Only thing worse is people who whinge about drivers correctly not stopping for no reason.
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Chobulous
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by Chobulous » Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:31 am
If you drive up any lane at eastbound junction 10 you have to stop at the top most of the time whichever lane you are in because of the traffic lights. Try doing a bit of research before casting your line. Wouldn't expect anything else though from a pig ignorant Tyke.
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Chobulous
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by Chobulous » Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:33 am
Add Yorkshiremen to the list
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Firthy
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by Firthy » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:21 am
Chobulous wrote:Add Yorkshiremen to the list
As a Yorkshireman I'm upset by that
Time for a new thread. Wonder how many Burnley supporters are from Yorkshire?
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by Falcon » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:54 am
South West Claret. wrote:Football grounds referred to as stadiums.
Exactly. Everyone knows the plural is 'stadia'.
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by Falcon » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:56 am
BFC Gold wrote:The absolute waste of taxpayers money being thrown at the roundabouts with traffic lights on the junctions of 11, 12 and 13 of the M65 between Burnley and Barrowford. A mind blowingly stupid waste of everyones time, money and patience.
There's no lights at junction 11?
The lights at junction 12 have taken approx 15 minutes off my commute home from work as I can now get off the industrial estate without waiting in stop start traffic for 20 mins. Well worth every penny for me.
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by yorkyclaret » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:39 am
Chobulous wrote:If you drive up any lane at eastbound junction 10 you have to stop at the top most of the time whichever lane you are in because of the traffic lights. Try doing a bit of research before casting your line. Wouldn't expect anything else though from a pig ignorant Tyke.
Oops I meant Westbound, ever so sorry.
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Chobulous
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by Chobulous » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:45 am
No wonder you blunder straight out into oncoming traffic if you don't even know which direction you're travelling in. You do know J10 M65 is in Lancashire don't you. We're a bit more advanced than farm carts and tractors. Normal traffic moves a lot faster, thus more consideration is needed.
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by yorkyclaret » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:49 am
Idiots who can't drive properly anger me so much I lose my sense of direction occasionally.
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by yorkyclaret » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:15 am
Luckily 99% of drivers are capable of using that junction correctly, shame there has to be the odd one who thinks they know better though....