That one on a lads holiday....
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That one on a lads holiday....
Had a laugh doing this with a mate a bit ago after commenting which players would be "that lad on a Jolly Boys Outing".
We had Things like -
Defour - the one who turns up to airport prebooked into the VIP lounge and has a Louis Vuitton travel bag.
Hendrick - the one all the girls ask if they can touch his hair
Mee - the one that sits in the shade trying to act sober whilst bright red with beer flush after 2 pints.
Barnes - The one that shouts "SHOTS!!" everywhere you go.
Tark - the one that throws your clothes in the swimming pool.
Ward - the one you've never spoken to but turns out to be really sound ..... You plan a drink when you get home but never actually have one.
Barton - the one you have to stop kicking off all the time.
Vokes - the one that pulls the girls but can't talk to them so is still a virgin.
Any to add?
*past or present players for a bit of fun*
We had Things like -
Defour - the one who turns up to airport prebooked into the VIP lounge and has a Louis Vuitton travel bag.
Hendrick - the one all the girls ask if they can touch his hair
Mee - the one that sits in the shade trying to act sober whilst bright red with beer flush after 2 pints.
Barnes - The one that shouts "SHOTS!!" everywhere you go.
Tark - the one that throws your clothes in the swimming pool.
Ward - the one you've never spoken to but turns out to be really sound ..... You plan a drink when you get home but never actually have one.
Barton - the one you have to stop kicking off all the time.
Vokes - the one that pulls the girls but can't talk to them so is still a virgin.
Any to add?
*past or present players for a bit of fun*
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Jimmy Mcilroy..the one that walks on water whilst all around him sink..
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Gray- the one that shouts "shots" but misses his only bloody mouth by a good yard!!!
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Boyd - the one who wears "Toms" and linen trousers everywhere.
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Little- the one who turns up at airport in a string vest
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Keane - the one who wakes everyone up early and has the entire week planned minute by minute
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Adam Kay - the one that drives you to the airport.
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Marney - the one who kicks a hole through the door to his room and ends up having to ask his mum to transfer him the €200 euro fine
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Boyd - The one with a suitcase full of cosmetics
Dyche - The one who gets 'kavos 17' tattooed on his cock
Dyche - The one who gets 'kavos 17' tattooed on his cock
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Vokes - the one that spends the whole trip telling everyone he had a better trip last summer to France with his other mates.
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Brady - the one who gets absolutely smashed but manages to drink everyone else under the table first.
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Heaton - the one who maintains the chunder chart
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Heaton - the one that will go out at night but is home at midnight so that he can get up early to save the best loungers round the pool for al the lads
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Lowton - The one who sneaks off to meet a girl he spoke to on the plane over and you see him 3 days later with a thumbprint on his forehead and sobbing whilst using the free wifi wishing her a safe trip home.
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Flanagan - the one who wears the same awful t-shirt every day and night because its got a designer logo on it the size of texas
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Nick Pope - The one who wants to go sightseeing instead of getting smashed and goes home at 1am on a night out
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Arfield - the one that went to the same place 7 years ago with his parents and is now entrusted to know where all the best places are to drink and find girls.
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Darikwa - The one who has 32 pints 43 shots gets knocked off a scooter falls off the balcony and sleeps at the bottom of the pool and still looks fresh as owt
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Brian Jensen - The one that makes sure everyone is safe and spends most nights with Ben Mee draped over his shoulder.
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Funny as ****!!!
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Westwood - the lad you didnt even know was on the trip with you until he ends up sat next to you on way home.
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Kevin Long - the one who drinks every bar dry yet is still the most sober and then scrans 2 kebabs on the way home
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Jay Rod - they one that, when asked by a local "where you are from?", answers with "Burnley" rather than "near Manchester"
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Long - the one who spent the last 6 months telling everyone else he would drink them under the table and shag 6273627 birds........ But ends up booking an early flight home.
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Trippier - The one who doesn't even make the holiday because he's too ****** to fly. At 7.30 in the morning.
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Arthur Gnohere - The one that doesnt take his Burnley shirt off and you feel comfortable acting a dick cos' you know he'll have your back.
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Bamford - the one that rings his Mum every night to let her know he's ok and not got alcohol poisoning
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Tarky - The one who doesn't do anything all night yet somehow manages to pull 6 birds
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Bamford - The one who face times his mum every morning and rings her crying during nights out cos he didn't get picked to play a drinking game
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Robinson - the one who stands at the bar buying girls drinks in the hope they talk to him. They don't.
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Jason Tindall. The one who puts Eddie Howes sun lotion on for him.
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Danny Ings - the one who spends every hour facetiming his missus so she can make sure he ain't cheating
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Ian Wright - the one that is on a few bob more than the rest so drinks cocktails.
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Chris Eagles - the one that ends up moving over there every summer for 12 years.
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Andre Gray - The one who 'accidentally' leads everyone into a gay bar
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Graham Alexander. The one thats been going Benidorm on 40ths every year for 20 years.
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If you've seen his current missus he'd be a fool to even think about itksrclaret wrote:Danny Ings - the one who spends every hour facetiming his missus so she can make sure he ain't cheating
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Chris McCann - the one who doesn't go cos he's going to benidorm with his bird and her grandma
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Brian Laws - The one that has a fit daughter you secretly wish was coming instead.
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Kyle Lafferty the one that gets thrown out of every single bar he goes in and gets everyone banned.
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Well, he ain't gonna be putting any on himselfcricketfieldclarets wrote:Jason Tindall. The one who puts Eddie Howes sun lotion on for him.
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Andy Payton. The one that starts a fight with every group of lads from anywhere south of Burnley.
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Matt Lowton: the one on his laptop telling all the lads what we are saying about em on uptheclarets
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Stan Ternent - the one who dives straight into the first shop he sees for 800 camels and complains at all the foreign muck on the menu
Andre Bikey - the one who sneaks off from the group during the day to flog sunglasses and gold bracelets
Andre Bikey - the one who sneaks off from the group during the day to flog sunglasses and gold bracelets
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Ronnie Jepson. The one that beats the 25 year old record on the punchbag with his first jab. Then beats it again.
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Kevin Long. The one that nobody quite knows which one of the group knows him or invited him but he is always there!
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Barnes- the one they're "still looking for" since 1996
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Robbie Blake. The one who turns up with no money and borrows off everyone because he has a mate out there that owes him £3k and he will pay you back when you get there.
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Dyched wrote:Boyd - The one with a suitcase full of cosmetics
Dyche - The one who gets 'kavos 17' tattooed on his cock
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Steve Davis. The one that brings a travel guide and a document wallet and plans out everything for everyone before they all mysteriously lose him when they land.