That one on a lads holiday....

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:26 pm

Stephen Thompson - The one who looks over his shoulder whilst leaving the club with the girl everyone else has been chasing all night like he's just scored a beauty in the playoffs

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:27 pm

Alan Moore. The one that turns up, downs 12 shots, shags 4 birds on the first night and then gets food poisoning on the second day and doesnt come out again.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:29 pm

Danny Karbasiyoon - The one that seems to spend longer at immigration than anyone else at every trip.

(It's usually me this happens to

)

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:30 pm

Shackell - The one who thinks he's a smart arse and tries ordering food in the local lingo only to insult them and you need to leave 'sharpish'

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:31 pm

Shackell - the one everyone goes quiet around as you all know his birds at home cheating on him.

mrhungryone · Post by **mrhungryone** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:32 pm

ksrclaret wrote:Danny Ings - the one who spends every hour facetiming his missus so she can make sure he ain't cheating

While he could be..

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:33 pm

Shackel - The one who the excitable Mediterranian Hotel Owner is coming after with a knife! However, he's unsure whether it's the honour of his gorgeous 43 year old MILF wife, or his stunning 19 year old Daughter, he's trying to revenge. Meanwhile, half the lads are buying popcorn waiting for events to unfold, whilst the other half are trying to bribe the owner's gormless son to get Jason's passport back from behind the reception desk, and find him a cheap Ryan-Air flight home...ASAP !!

mrhungryone · Post by **mrhungryone** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:34 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Brian Laws - The one that has a fit daughter you secretly wish was coming instead.

"Actually"

HendricksHair · Post by **HendricksHair** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:40 pm

Shackell - The one who ends up spending more time with a group of other lads he's sort of 'mates' with cos he thinks they're cooler but ends up being made to stay at their hotel to look after their stuff.

Billy_Bumface · Post by **Billy_Bumface** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:49 am

Kev McDonald, ****** off on Tuesday.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:13 am

George Oghani who keeps nicking the hotel's ironing boards.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:36 am

Owen Coyle - Didn't even turn up, but went to see his mum instead somewhere else and never had the balls to tell you.
( when you all got home he had moved away )

George Boyd - the one that gets up early and goes for a run/uses the gym.

Charlie Austin - the one you all would have guessed came with a plethora of narcotics, but doesn't do sharing.

Jack Cork - the one you never thought would, but had more than Charlie ( pun intended ) and gets smashed every night, often handing it out to anyone that will try some.

Mo Camara - the one you think is following you around to mug you, but after a week find out he is part of the group, after a late night drunk chat with someone.

Chris Eagles, has a fit mum and gets stick all holiday. Many a dig received for sharing her fake tan etc

Dave Jones - his mums a right dirty b1tch, and flirts with you all, one of the lads has banged her but he refuses to believe it and is quiet all holiday as he cant handle the banter. ( until he goes to see Jack after a week for a pick me up , and breaks down into an emotional wreck at the end of the night )

Rest of lads - mother around Jones to make him feel better and talking him out of going home early.

Terrier · Post by **Terrier** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:43 am

Ralph coates...the one who pulls the strings and makes sure everything runs smoothly!.

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:18 pm

Joe14 wrote:Gray- the one that shouts "shots" but misses his only bloody mouth by a good yard!!!

Gray - The one that shouts SHOTS and his mates turn up and do a drive by

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:27 pm

Bamford - the one whose parents give them 6 times the spending money the rest of you have saved up.

MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:30 pm

Owen Coyle the one who turns up and the pisses off to the South of France five days later, because it is 10 times better.

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:38 pm

Randall - the one that ends up staying on the p*** when everyone goes back. Oh that actually happened ha ha. Legend

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:49 pm

Akinbiyi - the one that spend the whole trip topless and looking for a reason to do press ups at any opportunity.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:51 pm

VDS - The one who promises to turn up and make it a banging holiday, but ends up vanishing when you get there never to be seen again.....

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:52 pm

Gary Cahill - the one that turns up and learns all your drinking games and jokes..... Then sods off and tries using them to make new mates.

HendricksHair · Post by **HendricksHair** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:14 pm

Wade Elliott - the one who pulls an absolute worldie and becomes a hero with the rest of the lads

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:26 pm

Kevin Ball - the one who shits in the shower for a laugh

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:39 pm

Grezza- The one who keeps taking penalties against the greek keepers to win cheap champagne and give it out to every girl who walks past.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:43 pm

Scotty Arfield - The one that gets up and sings the same song on Karaoke every single night

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:45 pm

Henri Lansbury - the one that was meant to come for 4 years in a row and didn't ..... Then finds himself in Skegness instead with other mates.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:45 pm

Ade akinbye, the one who can get away with wearing budgie smugglers.

Athletico mtoto · Post by **Athletico mtoto** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:54 pm

Gascoigne
The one who goes on holiday but can't remember where it was he went

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:00 pm

Andrew Driver - the one you keep telling him you're going to invite him and then just don't bother in the end.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:08 pm

Mitchell Thomas - brings a mate a long, only for his mate to end up being more popular than him!

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:15 pm

Easton the one who dresses up as Dorothy from the wizard of Oz because someone told him it was themed (actually happened)

MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:15 pm

Ian Woan - the always grumpy one who wants to go down the crappy Irish bar, when everyone else wants to go down the club.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:26 pm

Duff - the one who dances like THAT all the time

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:53 pm

Rouwen Hennings: Up at first light to grab the best sunbeds and then he's told to **** off home.

MarkGreen · Post by **MarkGreen** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:01 pm

Tyrone Mears - The one that backed out to go on one 10x better with his new mates.

BleedingClaret · Post by **BleedingClaret** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:41 pm

ksrclaret wrote:Marney - the one who kicks a hole through the door to his room and ends up having to ask his mum to transfer him the €200 euro fine

Did that to a door with a drunken tantrum punch in Crete plus my watch flew off my arm and broke a lamp shade.
Bashfully I reported it, and was expecting a 200 Euro bill, repair bloke came and charged me 20 Euros? Bargain!
Reason for tantrum, I hadn't been on many foreign holidays and took an insulated ski top in case it was cold at night, much to the girlfriends amusement,.
whilst enduring the 40 degree days & 39 degree nights I'd mislaid my Ski top, obviously I didn't need it but wanted it, the other half taking the p@ss relentlessly so I flipped. When i lifted the pillow to remove the glass from the broken wall light shade there it was under the pillow in case I got cold at night in the 39 degree un air conditioned cave room.
She laughed for hours until I got my 20 euro bill, well worth the release.

Longside4evr · Post by **Longside4evr** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:16 pm

Gascoigne the one that props the bar up dressed in the brightest hawaiian shorts and shirt you've ever seen big pair of dark shades sombrero and a donkey under his arm.
Talking to himself cos nobody else can understand him.

PWBFC · Post by **PWBFC** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:23 pm

Graham Branch - the one who turns up with his local phrase book only to desperately try and hide it from the others because 'it's not that sort of holiday'.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:13 pm

Longside4evr wrote:Gascoigne the one that props the bar up dressed in the brightest hawaiian shorts and shirt you've ever seen big pair of dark shades sombrero and a donkey under his arm.
Talking to himself cos nobody else can understand him.

Reminded me of this pic

en route to airport for a stag do.

Sat in the luggage section at back of a minibus on a deck chair as there weren't enough seats for us all

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:35 pm

Martin Paterson - The one who plays "Knock a door run" in the hotel corridors

Clarke Carlisle - The one who isn't allowed to drink (Too soon?)

Shipandpilotdevon · Post by **Shipandpilotdevon** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:42 pm

Kurt nogan, the one who thinks he can drink large, but in fact can't, gets wasted passes out in a taxi with a bottle of champagne and covered in his own **** and vomit.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:50 pm

Adrian Heath - the one who gets asked for ID at every bar.

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:56 pm

Brian Flynn - the one that was able go under the "child goes free" offer

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:33 pm

Gary Linekar (sp?) The one who shits himself.