Manure v Swans

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Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:48 am

One of those rare occasions I'll be wanting that lot from Salford to win today.
Here's hoping. :)

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:52 am

Don't give a ****. We're safe.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by taio » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:54 am

There'll be an usual amount of support for Man United on here today and rightly so

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:54 am

Probably, Turtle.
Nice to be certain though.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by CleggHall » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:55 am

Lancastrian solidarity!
For one day only.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:56 am

I'm a massive United fan today. 5 points difference with 3 to play would still be good but come on, 8 points is all but insurmountable. Here's hoping the Swans get stuffed!
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by dermotdermot » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:57 am

At the moment both Hull and Swansea can reach 43 points. We have 39.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:58 am

I see Cork isn't playing. Injured?

Edit - Ah, seen he's on the bench.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:59 am

I'd love us to sign Llorente.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:06 pm

dermotdermot wrote:At the moment both Hull and Swansea can reach 43 points. We have 39.
Neither of them would reach that if they were given ten extra games to play.
We're perfectly safe.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:07 pm

Even a draw wouldn't be so bad. We'd be 7 points clear and so Swansea would need to win their 3 remaining games, with 8 not being possible from 3 games.

But if United don't win this, there's something wrong.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by taio » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:09 pm

Frank, you can finally rest easy

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:13 pm

Manure do still look dodgy at the back, when you get at 'em.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:13 pm

United under pressure there!

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:14 pm

Crap defending.
Swans should have scored.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:15 pm

Crap FK. Is he blind?

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by dermotdermot » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:16 pm

ElectroClaret wrote:Neither of them would reach that if they were given ten extra games to play.
We're perfectly safe.
If you could see this game at the moment, you would think differently.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:17 pm

I wouldn't mind us signing Fabianski if Heaton (God forbid) was poached by a bigger club. Great keeper.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:25 pm

As long as Ashley Young is playing, Swansea have a chance. I don't know how he's still at United tbh.

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Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:30 pm

Good effort from Martial there.

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Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:33 pm

Save from De Gea

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Post by IndigoLake » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:48 pm

United penalty!

1-0!
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Chester Perry » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:48 pm

right on ht - bloody perfect

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by taio » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:49 pm

Get in. Never a pen. Dive.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:49 pm

dermotdermot wrote:If you could see this game at the moment, you would think differently.
I'm watching it, Dermot. Swansea are fired up by desperation. And United are winning. :D
Stop worrying, for god's sake.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:50 pm

great, very unsportingly, I havent a care about whether it was a pen or not, they are getting beat, all that matters.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by happyclaret17 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:50 pm

never a pen in a million years...the sooner attacking players get penalised after the game for cheating the better...he dropped his foot to try and get the keeper to touch him....bet mourinho doesnt mention that after the game.
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Vegas Claret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:50 pm

great for us but tv replays can't come soon enough, diabolical from Rashford
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by mkmel » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:52 pm

No way should that have been a penalty

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Quicknick » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:52 pm

We've all had this happen to us, but referees need to sort it out.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by dermotdermot » Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:54 pm

ElectroClaret wrote:I'm watching it, Dermot. Swansea are fired up by desperation. And United are winning. :D
Stop worrying, for god's sake.
Okay, it's looking a bit better now.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:09 pm

The sooner they start retrospective punishment for that sort of cheating- suspensions, even points deduction, the better.
That was so blatant it's embarrassing!

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:13 pm

No doubt Clement will be moaning about it.
He wasn't too worried about Ben Mee being blatantly fouled when
they scored the winner at their place.

F**k em.
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:21 pm

Yep.
Take that point, Electro.
I've no sympathy for Swansea.
We've had some crap thrown our way on the 'rub of the green' stuff this season. Probably much more against than for.
But that sort of cynical cheating just isn't good for the game as a whole.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by MiltonKeynesClaret93 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:39 pm

Ander Herrera, what on earth

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:40 pm

Everybody PANIC!!!

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Mayoclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:45 pm

MiltonKeynesClaret93 wrote:Ander Herrera, what on earth
It was De Gea's shout - he waved him back into the wall when he'd come back on the line. Rooney at fault also - needless challenge which lead to free kick

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:46 pm

ElectroClaret wrote:Everybody PANIC!!!

Image

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:48 pm

If Swansea win it late then get 9 points from their remaining 3 games and Hull do likewise...both in the 40s.

p.s. there was an Englishman, a Spaniard, a Portugese chap and a Welshman in a pub...
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Blackrod » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:51 pm

Swansea were always capable of getting a result in this game as posted on earlier threads.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:51 pm

What a miss!

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by KefkaClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:56 pm

United have the most mediocre unbeaten streak of all tme
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by claretblue » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:56 pm

Full time

1 - 1

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:56 pm

United have been sh!t.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Tall Paul » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:58 pm

Blackrod wrote:Swansea were always capable of getting a result in this game as posted on earlier threads.
The same earlier threads that mostly said we weren't capable of one at Palace?

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by jlup1980 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:59 pm

That'll do for me. I would suggest we can all relax a little now! 7 points clear, 3 games left and a much better goal difference than Swansea. They need to win all 3 remaining games to get above us and I can't see that happening. Match their result next weekend and we're officially safe.
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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Spijed » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:59 pm

I'll bet Clement won't mention the fact that had Llorente scored he was clearly offside!

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Lancasterclaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:59 pm

Doesn't change things that much from our point of view, but that game between Palace and Hull is going to be crucial

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by Quicknick » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:59 pm

7 points behind us.

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Re: Manure v Swans

Post by KefkaClaret » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:00 pm

Really don't see Palace being dragged into it. Between Hull and Swansea.

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