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Chris Sutton

Post by TVC15 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:00 pm

I know we all think Tim Sherwood is a pr-ick and I would not disagree but is there a bigger belmtard in football punditry than Chris Sutton ?

Currently on MOTD2 Extra and he is obnoxious.

His tone is always arrogant and confrontational.

When you add to that the annoying Norfolk accent and the fact he played for Bas-tards surely he has to be up there near the top of The Pr-ick Parade ?

His only saving grace is his time at Celtic - and I was there in person to witness the 6-2 victory v Rangers in which Sutton was brilliant.

The Celtic connection probably means that Sherwood stays at number one in The Pr-ick Parade with Sutton going straight in at number one in the Belmtard Billboard.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by taio » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:01 pm

Couldn't agree more - complete prick

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by happyclaret17 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:02 pm

I was going to post something similar...along with jimmy carrs false laugh, suttons arrogance and amazingly annoying voice is hard to listen to...a class 1 bell end.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by dermotdermot » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:04 pm

Didn't he go to Chelsea and fail miserably getting maybe only two goals all season or am I thinking of someone else?

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:04 pm

You can understand why him and Shearer didn't get on. Not sure which one is worse though.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Blackrod » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:06 pm

Quite arrogant for a Bancrupt.
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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by taio » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:10 pm

FactualFrank wrote:You can understand why him and Shearer didn't get on. Not sure which one is worse though.
Suppose Shearer couldn't give a toss given he was at least fifty times a better player

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Sidney1st » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:16 pm

dermotdermot wrote:Didn't he go to Chelsea and fail miserably getting maybe only two goals all season or am I thinking of someone else?
28 league appearances and one league goal.
Got a couple in the cups too, then off he went to Celtic.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by BurnleyFC » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:46 pm

TVC15 wrote:I know we all think Tim Sherwood is a pr-ick and I would not disagree but is there a bigger belmtard in football punditry than Chris Sutton ?

Currently on MOTD2 Extra and he is obnoxious.

His tone is always arrogant and confrontational.

When you add to that the annoying Norfolk accent and the fact he played for Bas-tards surely he has to be up there near the top of The Pr-ick Parade ?

His only saving grace is his time at Celtic - and I was there in person to witness the 6-2 victory v Rangers in which Sutton was brilliant.

The Celtic connection probably means that Sherwood stays at number one in The Pr-ick Parade with Sutton going straight in at number one in the Belmtard Billboard.
Yep, a complete prick and the fact that he played for Celtic as well makes him an even bigger one.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Man of Kent » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:00 pm

And he never hides the fact that he hates Burnley and is exceptionally jealous of our superiority over his inept former employers down the road. He predicted a 3-0 defeat for us yesterday - ignorant Richard the Third.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Sidney1st » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:01 pm

He hardly mentions us unless asked does he?

Or am I not reading him the same way as the experts on here?

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by box_of_frogs » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:04 pm

Man of Kent wrote:He predicted a 3-0 defeat for us yesterday - ignorant Richard the Third.
So did most people when they 1st saw our lineup!
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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Diesel » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:06 pm

I put something on the 'prick list' thread the other day about him, bloody hell he hates us.

Here it is...

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Juan Tanamera » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:19 pm

Come on lads and lasses, a pr-ick is useful.....

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Diesel » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:22 pm

Juan Tanamera wrote:Come on lads and lasses, a pr-ick is useful.....
True but this guy, on second thoughts, is a proper piece of sh1t.
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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Claretitus » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:32 pm

When he played for the"turds", he used to frequent The Craven Heifer in Chaigley near Clitheroe. Word from the landlord was he struggled to sign his own name when paying by card!! Proper THICK Kent.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Steve-Harpers-perm » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:32 pm

Think he's told to come across as obnoxious. Surely no one can that be miserable in real life can they?

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by tim_noone » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:34 pm

Steve-Harpers-perm wrote:Think he's told to come across as obnoxious. Surely no one can that be miserable in real life can they?
I bet steve davies is....... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Rileybobs » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:43 pm

Possibly the worst voice in the history of football punditry.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by cutsy123 » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:56 pm

What a complete jeb end

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by tim_noone » Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:28 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Possibly the worst voice in the history of football punditry.
Along with steve claridge....... no your correct.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Sidney1st » Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:29 pm

Claridge sounded like the most boring person in the world ever during the palace game.

Worse than he does on TV.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by yTib » Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:30 pm

arrogant twunt. mocking persona with zero insight.

robbing a living as a pundit.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by 50 shades of Grey » Mon May 01, 2017 8:29 am

Now, I'm not a person normally' prone to acts of violence, but I'd happily hit Sutton's very annoying face several times with a large, blunt instrument of some description then mankind does not have to suffer his presence ever again.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by karatekid » Mon May 01, 2017 9:55 am

He tucks his jumper into his pants....... Enough said.

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Melbourneclaret » Mon May 01, 2017 10:38 am

Absolute solid gold belm-tard

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon May 01, 2017 2:56 pm

This was the plank who refused to play for England B claiming he was too good for them.Then went onto star in the alehouse brawlers league North of the border.
What he knows about football can fit on the head of a pin

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Croydon Claret » Mon May 01, 2017 3:03 pm

50 shades of Grey wrote:Now, I'm not a person normally' prone to acts of violence, but I'd happily hit Sutton's very annoying face several times with a large, blunt instrument of some description then mankind does not have to suffer his presence ever again.
Can I suggest that a butternut squash would be the perfect tool of choice

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Amex » Mon May 01, 2017 5:03 pm

Is a fecking Prikc

"Only popular in BURNLEY"

Prikc

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by Saxoman » Tue May 02, 2017 12:25 am

Oh but for the SAS to have been let loose on your shower.. My only regret..

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Re: Chris Sutton

Post by TVC15 » Tue May 02, 2017 8:19 pm

Saxoman wrote:Oh but for the SAS to have been let loose on your shower.. My only regret..
Your "only" regret ?

Really ? No regrets about being in the bottom 3 and facing the prospect of playing against gillingham next season ?

Or any regrets about being owned by a bunch of chicken farmers ?

Or what about being £150m in debt with a wage bill of £25m+ and potential income next year of about £7m ?

Surely you must be embarrassed every time that pr-ick Sutton opens his mouth ?

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