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Agent Coyle

Post by Vegas Claret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:24 pm

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Bazer1882 » Sun May 07, 2017 2:33 pm

Bolton - Relegated
Wigan - Relegated
Barstewards - Relegated

What a Guy !!!!!
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:34 pm

Yep.
Special mention must go to the Boil that's Coyle and his excellent 'Loser Virus'.
Seeded and cultivated in the right place, just at the right time.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by CombatClaret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:35 pm

Outstanding effort from him
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Tribesmen » Sun May 07, 2017 2:35 pm

Funny really as we all know some team will hire him again

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by minnieclaret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:36 pm

Must have earned a tad of forgiveness.
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by South West Claret. » Sun May 07, 2017 2:38 pm

What's he up to now?

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by ClaretTony » Sun May 07, 2017 2:38 pm

minnieclaret wrote:Must have earned a tad of forgiveness.
Absolutely not - some thanks, yes, forgiveness, never.
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:38 pm

minnieclaret wrote:Must have earned a tad of forgiveness.
Now come on, Minnie.
Let's not go overboard. :lol:

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by minnieclaret » Sun May 07, 2017 2:39 pm

Sorry guys. The euphoria hasn't worn off yet.
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Tribesmen » Sun May 07, 2017 2:46 pm

minnieclaret wrote:Sorry guys. The euphoria hasn't worn off yet.
hummmmmmmmmmmmmm not yet Minnie i will let you know in a few months time :lol:
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by brexit » Sun May 07, 2017 2:46 pm

What an interesting thing memory is. I still remember this boards reverence him after he got us promoted.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Blackrod » Sun May 07, 2017 2:48 pm

What's he up to now ? Binge drinking on Irn Bru in celebration at his destruction of Lancashire football.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by jedi_master » Sun May 07, 2017 2:50 pm

Bygones are bygones for me now.

He got us promoted to the Premier League and then was critical in taking Blackburn Rovers to League One.

I am going to forget the bit in the middle now - Owen Coyle is a Burnley FC legend and should do the halftime draw annually.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by sox8595 » Sun May 07, 2017 2:50 pm

brexit wrote:What an interesting thing memory is. I still remember this boards reverence him after he got us promoted.
Therefore you should remember when he left us mid season taking all the backroom staff and making it practically impossible for us to remain in the prem.
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by South West Claret. » Sun May 07, 2017 2:50 pm

South West Claret. wrote:What's he up to now?
To answer my own question.. sitting on his hands :)

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by gandhisflipflop » Sun May 07, 2017 2:58 pm

It's all square now in my eyes
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by IndigoLake » Sun May 07, 2017 3:03 pm

Yes, the man deserves a lot of credit. I think I can now finally forgive him.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by FactualFrank » Sun May 07, 2017 3:04 pm

Bazer1882 wrote:Bolton - Relegated
Wigan - Relegated
Barstewards - Relegated

What a Guy !!!!!
Burnley - would have been relegated

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by CombatClaret » Sun May 07, 2017 3:07 pm

brexit wrote:What an interesting thing memory is. I still remember this boards reverence him after he got us promoted.
Another Brexiter living in the past ;)
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by brexit » Sun May 07, 2017 4:19 pm

CombatClaret wrote:Another Brexiter living in the past ;)
We prefer the term winners :mrgreen:

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by ElectroClaret » Sun May 07, 2017 4:23 pm

Not forgiven, but some kudos in the bank, did his bit.

The double over Newcastle was a masterpiece of deception. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Sun May 07, 2017 4:24 pm

A shame he couldn't see the job through himself but a success nonetheless.
Well done Owen.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun May 07, 2017 4:24 pm

brexit wrote:What an interesting thing memory is. I still remember this boards reverence him after he got us promoted.
You are so right-ish (this Board wasn't born then but we'll let you off with that one)

He was revered for what he achieved at t'Turf, then spit on his chips in the way that he ****** off to Horwich.

He has recovered some of his lost reverence this Season, helping to free up a place in the Championship for (hopefully) Fleetwood Town.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Quicknick » Sun May 07, 2017 4:33 pm

Definitely Fleetwood and not Bfd Shitty, I hope.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by 3putt » Sun May 07, 2017 4:56 pm

Hero to Zero and back to Hero again (for a little while) :-)

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Vegas Claret » Mon May 08, 2017 12:53 am

I think he's gone a long way towards redemption :lol:

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by what_no_pies » Mon May 08, 2017 1:44 am

Statue surely?

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by fatboy47 » Mon May 08, 2017 6:52 am

Came through for us in the end.

Big style.

Fair play.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon May 08, 2017 7:52 am

It makes you wonder what other factors were in play for him to do so well here, and so poorly elsewhere.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by iluva64 » Mon May 08, 2017 7:59 am

IndigoLake wrote:Yes, the man deserves a lot of credit. I think I can now finally forgive him.
He might have saved himself from the firing squad, but he can have a cyanide pill instead

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Lord Beamish » Mon May 08, 2017 7:59 am

In fairness, C&J, he had a similar amount of success at Bolton. He kept them up twice and got them to a Semi Final(where they tanked spectacularly). It was his third season there that it went utterly pear-shaped.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon May 08, 2017 8:06 am

True mate.

I wonder if he just burnt out, like some kind of Scottish shooting star. Too bright too fast.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Acting Claret » Mon May 08, 2017 8:10 am

His devastating style has taken three semi established premier league outfits and left them languishing in div 3 after his antics.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by morpheus2 » Mon May 08, 2017 8:12 am

Very clever Owen, he loves the Clarets so so much that, as soon as he realised he couldn't stop a team from being relegated he took it on himself in a courageous act of selflessness and self-sacrifice to do what was best for the Clarets and leave them in better hands, and then systematically destroy every other team in Lancashire(ish) utterly decimating our closest rivals for us, knowing that this would leave his beloved Clarets 10 years ahead and top dogs in these parts for many many years....

Forgiven? Surely it is now clear that this was our own demi-god's plan from the outset, there is nothing to forgive, in fact we should be asking forgiveness for our doubt and blasphemy, I never doubted you oh sweet saviour. Ameen
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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by lakesclaret » Mon May 08, 2017 8:18 am

Bolton
Wigan
Blackburn
Burnley (let's face it)

He even left his yank outfit winless and floundering at the bottom of the league

His managerial record is closing in on the late Alan Ball

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Lancasterclaret » Mon May 08, 2017 8:27 am

I am going to forget the bit in the middle now - Owen Coyle is a Burnley FC legend and should do the halftime draw annually.
I'd change "annually" to "weekly" to be honest at the moment.

What a job he did for them!

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by lakesclaret » Mon May 08, 2017 8:36 am

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by mdd2 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:12 am

I presume he is finished now as a manager having left or been sacked from 5 clubs he has helped to relegate namely us, Notlob, Wigan, Rovers and Ross County-clearly a man who "knows not and knows not that he knows not"

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Jimmymaccer » Sun May 13, 2018 10:31 am

Who?

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 am

mdd2 wrote:I presume he is finished now as a manager having left or been sacked from 5 clubs he has helped to relegate namely us, Notlob, Wigan, Rovers and Ross County-clearly a man who "knows not and knows not that he knows not"
Pretty sure Houston were bottom of their league when he left on Aunty Watch.

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by kaptin1 » Sun May 13, 2018 11:38 am

If you want to get relegated, Coyle is yer man, so will probably end up at Sunderland...

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Re: Agent Coyle

Post by BennyD » Sun May 13, 2018 11:48 am

You know you’ve hit bedrock when even Leeds aren't looking at you, and you are thought to be worse than Hockaday.

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