ablueclaptrap retires from the forum

ablueclaret · Post by **ablueclaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:43 pm

Just for awhile, till the beginning of July or of course if Dyche leaves, to enable all the true fans to celebrate this season unemcumbered by the less than delerious ones.
Young keen and committed, that's all I ask in the transfer market, no marque or video signings, and if we venture into Europe no older than 24.
Now for that allotment ravaged by newly enlivened weeds and that tandem aching to get back on the towpath.

Enjoy the respite, ablue will be back.
But will it be under a New Labour Government, not sure Jeremy does that.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:45 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Just for awhile, till the beginning of July or of course if Dyche leaves, to enable all the true fans to celebrate this season unemcumbered by the less than delerious ones.

ablueclaret wrote:Enjoy the respite, ablue will be back.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:46 pm

I give it a week

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:48 pm

dont look at me, I'm shy...

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claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:51 pm

You can tell a lot about someone who feels the need to tell people he doesn't know and will never meet that he is taking a break from a forum on the internet.

Do you need an apprentice muck spreader krbfc is after a summer job once schools break up ?

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:53 pm

Which unlucky sod has the misfortune to share a tandem with you?

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:56 pm

Can we have a minutes celebratory applause?

claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:56 pm

box_of_frogs wrote:Can we have a minutes celebratory applause?

He sounds about 106 yr old, do we have to wait for extra time in a cup game ?

brigante · Post by **brigante** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:58 pm

Fake news

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:59 pm

claretdom wrote:He sounds about 106 yr old, do we have to wait for extra time in a cup game ?

1st minute vs WHU. It'll be on here to celebrate the fact that he's never been to a match.

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:25 pm

Burnley staying up

Bar Stewards going down

ABC retires

I'm off to put £2 on the lottery

Can we come to a deal now ABC? If Labour don't form a new Government, you'll stay away until they do !

BleedingClaret · Post by **BleedingClaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:39 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Just for awhile, till the beginning of July or of course if Dyche leaves, to enable all the true fans to celebrate this season unemcumbered by the less than delerious ones.
Young keen and committed, that's all I ask in the transfer market, no marque or video signings, and if we venture into Europe no older than 24.
Now for that allotment ravaged by newly enlivened weeds and that tandem aching to get back on the towpath.

Enjoy the respite, ablue will be back.
But will it be under a New Labour Government, not sure Jeremy does that.

Why don't you stay on but just not be a tosser for a while?

lovebeingaclaret · Post by **lovebeingaclaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:57 pm

I'm quite enjoying reading a few of his posts from pre season. Will have to combine a few

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:04 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Which unlucky sod has the misfortune to share a tandem with you?

KRBFC's on the back, holding his nose

COYC73 · Post by **COYC73** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:09 pm

WOW....has he always been that much of an attention seeker.....?

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:22 pm

COYC73 wrote:WOW....has he always been that much of an attention seeker.....?

Yep.
Used to bump up his own 'ignored' or less responded to threads on CM quite shamelessly.

He's on a role now though.

Herts Clarets · Post by **Herts Clarets** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:27 pm

If you shared a tandem, you wouldn't want to be the one at the back, closest to the orifice he talks out of.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:32 pm

claretdom wrote:You can tell a lot about someone who feels the need to tell people he doesn't know and will never meet that he is taking a break from a forum on the internet.

Do you need an apprentice muck spreader krbfc is after a summer job once schools break up ?

and you can tell a lot more about people who need to put the boot in needlessly for no good reason.

ablue sees it all for a bit of banter, and with humour. you should try it claretdom, it might help get that holier than thou chip of your shoulder.

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:51 pm

[quote="BleedingClaret"]Why don't you stay on but just not be a tosser for a while?[/quote

Even better - just not be a tosser full stop!

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Mon May 15, 2017 7:09 pm

he'll come back purple as his 3rd, or will that be 4th persona?

S0S-1971 · Post by **S0S-1971** » Mon May 15, 2017 7:13 pm

I think he's doing a stretch

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Mon May 15, 2017 7:23 pm

Good riddance you ****.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Mon May 15, 2017 7:52 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:and you can tell a lot more about people who need to put the boot in needlessly for no good reason.

ablue sees it all for a bit of banter, and with humour. you should try it claretdom, it might help get that holier than thou chip of your shoulder.

It'd be nice if he/you decided to retire this Username for a bit, too.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Mon May 15, 2017 7:59 pm

I like that ablue feels the need to create a thread announcing his departure. Attention seeking of the highest order as usual

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Mon May 15, 2017 8:15 pm

Its a shame that just because someone has a different opinion to a lot of the brainless sheep on here or isn't a fully paid up member of the Dyche can do no wrong brigade that they're constantly ridiculed. Though this was supposed to be a discussion board?

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:12 pm

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:25 pm

It must be harvesting time at the allotment.

If anyone is after any of Wiltshire's finest rolling cabbage then get your orders in on here.

The only side effect's are wanting defenders to play in midfield and youth players (who you've never seen) to come into the side over seasoned professionals.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:36 pm

Great news, you won't be missed. In fact, you would probably get more likes if you never came back.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:38 pm

It's not goodbye, it's bon voyage.

Nah, it's goodbye,

Zugunruhe · Post by **Zugunruhe** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:54 pm

How sad and needy does a person have to be to start a thread like this one?

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:12 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote:Burnley staying up

Bar Stewards going down

ABC retires

I'm off to put £2 on the lottery

Can we come to a deal now ABC? If Labour don't form a new Government, you'll stay away until they do !

Notice you not doing Spot the Ball

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:26 pm

Zugunruhe wrote:How sad and needy does a person have to be to start a thread like this one?

you dont get it at all mate, there's nothing sad or needy, don't notice many contributions from yourself ?

ablue keeps the board entertained more often than not.

philh2004 · Post by **philh2004** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:26 pm

He said he'd leave once before & came back again. Like a bad smell he just won't go away!

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:33 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Just for awhile, till the beginning of July or of course if Dyche leaves, to enable all the true fans to celebrate this season unemcumbered by the less than delerious ones.
Young keen and committed, that's all I ask in the transfer market, no marque or video signings, and if we venture into Europe no older than 24.
Now for that allotment ravaged by newly enlivened weeds and that tandem aching to get back on the towpath.

Enjoy the respite, ablue will be back.
But will it be under a New Labour Government, not sure Jeremy does that.

Really? You will be critising the Club for signing players with not enough experience next!

Whatever the Club and Manager do, you know better.

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:44 pm

CnBtruntru wrote:Notice you not doing Spot the Ball

Spot is hanging up his "Spot the Ball" Bingo Dabber

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:50 pm

Zugunruhe wrote:How sad and needy does a person have to be to start a thread like this one?

Probably as sad and needy as you have to be as a man of his age trolling Burnley message boards for pleasure.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:51 pm

I sometimes deactivate my facebook account in the hope that somebody will notice and miss me. Nobody ever does though

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:56 pm

I'd certainly miss you Morpheus, if I had Facebook account.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Mon May 15, 2017 10:59 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:I'd certainly miss you Morpheus, if I had Facebook account.

Thank you BOT, that means so much to me xx

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Mon May 15, 2017 11:39 pm

morpheus2 wrote:Thank you BOT, that means so much to me xx

I'm filling up now.

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Mon May 15, 2017 11:46 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:ablue sees it all for a bit of banter, and with humour.

Granted, it's a bizarre type of humour, inviting all the stick he gets. Daft as a brush he may be but he's not malicious and I've never known him blow up and see red on here.

In an odd kind of way I bet he's enjoying this.

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Mon May 15, 2017 11:52 pm

boiledclaret wrote:
In an odd kind of way I bet he's enjoying this.

Of course he/she is, they're both getting the attention they crave.
(And I'm daft enough to contribute to it)

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue May 16, 2017 1:23 am

if you support Burnley and you find it difficult to accept diverse opinions, then you aren't really a football fan. If you were, then itwould be so easy to grasp why some fans take a sideways look at the club. I have never understood the defences that go up against critics. All they are doing is venting frustration. If you dont occasionally get frustrated, then maybe you should change sports and follow something more insipid.
ablue just looks at it from a different angle. Really shocked so many are incapable of seing that. its just a light hearted means of expression.

claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Tue May 16, 2017 7:31 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:and you can tell a lot more about people who need to put the boot in needlessly for no good reason.

ablue sees it all for a bit of banter, and with humour. you should try it claretdom, it might help get that holier than thou chip of your shoulder.

yes abluebutterfly

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue May 16, 2017 7:38 am

Negative "banter" and no humour that I've noticed. Good riddance.

COYC73 · Post by **COYC73** » Tue May 16, 2017 8:08 am

Is "Wile E Coyote" Ablue is disguise by any chance.....? It certainly comes across that way....

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Tue May 16, 2017 9:07 am

The admirable Rowls has done a similar thing on at least two occasions in the past.

A couple of years ago he took a sabbatical to travel to Eastern Europe to find out whether or not Marshall Tito was more of an alcoholic than Winston Churchill. He then took the time out to travel west in the quest of discovering if Gore Vidal was actually a hairdresser at some stage.

On both occasions he returned as a more informed and wisened individual.

Whether the same thing will happen in this case remains to be seen.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue May 16, 2017 9:18 am

COYC73 wrote:Is "Wile E Coyote" Ablue is disguise by any chance.....? It certainly comes across that way....

YAWN , ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Tue May 16, 2017 9:42 am

I wont believe this is actually true until I see another four threads from ABC saying the same thing...

No doubt he'll be back from his self imposed exile early anyway like his year off when we got promoted last time. I think he lasted 3 months.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue May 16, 2017 11:32 am

"On both occasions he returned as a more informed and wisened individual."

I suspect rowls returned rather more wizened than wisened....