Middleton wedding.

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Middleton wedding.

Post by Heathclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 11:46 am

Why is it news? Almost everyday this week on the BBC website it has been reported about, is it really of national importance? I try to ignore it, but as I read the news, the headline is updated. FFS, it's not news.
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Post by LoveCurryPies » Sat May 20, 2017 11:48 am

Why is it on this forum :lol:
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Post by ClaretAndJew » Sat May 20, 2017 11:50 am

I love threads like this.

Highlighting things that people don't want highlighting.
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Post by Heathclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 11:51 am

I know, I'm sorry! But it's driving me mad. I'm going to lock myself in a dark room, with a case of red wine, until it's all over. :D

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Post by bobinho » Sat May 20, 2017 11:54 am

Papers going on about her arse, when she's stood behind Kate, who knocks her into a cocked hat!!!

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Post by Heathclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 11:55 am

C&J, I'm sorry for bringing it to your attention, I wish I had your powers of crap avoidance. :shock:
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Post by ClaretAndJew » Sat May 20, 2017 11:58 am

I didn't even know she was getting married until I saw this.
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Post by Heathclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 12:04 pm

RM, Not good my fellow claret. I now have to go and open another bottle......... ;)
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Post by Corky » Sat May 20, 2017 12:23 pm

It's today, i didn't realise it was being held today!!!!! I've gone all to pieces.
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Post by !aiboforceN » Sat May 20, 2017 12:29 pm

Do we have any idea what attracted her to that multi-millionaire hedge-fund manager?
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Post by bfcjg » Sat May 20, 2017 12:45 pm

Was that the one she met in the Prinny Royal when her family had sod all and she was a glass collector ?

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Post by Sidney1st » Sat May 20, 2017 12:51 pm

Its news because of who her sister is and because its all being carefully orchestrated by her mum, much like where she chose Kate went for her education etc.

Her mum isn't daft, her family get more media exposure, her own private businesses will also get more exposure and she will therefore make more money.

Bit like Trump does but no one over here deems it important like they do when Trump's businesses benefit from his current position.

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Post by Buxtonclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 1:08 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:I didn't even know she was getting married until I saw this.


Me neither... :roll:

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat May 20, 2017 1:10 pm

it is a disgrace that we are force fed endless stories and pictures of these wealthy toffs and their parasitic lives.
It shouldnt happen in 2017, quite ridiculous.

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Post by CnBtruntru » Sat May 20, 2017 7:12 pm

Because it has cost something like £430,000 for what is a jolly old **** up, that's why it is news and the fact she's fit.

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Post by FactualFrank » Sat May 20, 2017 7:34 pm

I think it's sad to see so many snide comments about the wedding on social media. How would you like it if people tried to spoil the happiest payday of your life?

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Post by Burnley Ace » Sat May 20, 2017 8:37 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:it is a disgrace that we are force fed endless stories and pictures of these wealthy toffs and their parasitic lives.
It shouldnt happen in 2017, quite ridiculous.

Force fed? I'm getting a mental image of you being reprogrammed like Alex in Clockwork Orange!

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Post by Sidney1st » Sat May 20, 2017 8:47 pm

FactualFrank wrote:I think it's sad to see so many snide comments about the wedding on social media. How would you like it if people tried to spoil the happiest payday of your life?


My mother in law tried her best to ruin it, my mum had a little word with her though, I think it involved a threat of violence :lol:

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Post by tim_noone » Sat May 20, 2017 8:54 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Its news because of who her sister is and because its all being carefully orchestrated by her mum, much like where she chose Kate went for her education etc.

Her mum isn't daft, her family get more media exposure, her own private businesses will also get more exposure and she will therefore make more money.

Bit like Trump does but no one over here deems it important like they do when Trump's businesses benefit from his current position.
who is her sister??

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat May 20, 2017 11:19 pm

the whole thing is utter pap from start to finish, ultra wealthy flaunting their wealth and then the scummy red tops and womens magazines going nuts about it, that is force feeding us.
You'll get idiots copying "That dress" and budget versions of it made so that hundreds of Take a break readers daughters can wear some ten bob version of it when she get married. Its usually derranged types that queue all day in the rain that adore all this crap.
The floral arrangements at the church door were over £30.000, then the endless troop of Lucinda's and Tarquins who own half of Sussex and play polo sipping pimm's and flogging their stories to Tatler magazine !! it stinks, and those that enjoy it are wrong in the head.

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Post by dsr » Sat May 20, 2017 11:22 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:the whole thing is utter pap from start to finish, ultra wealthy flaunting their wealth and then the scummy red tops and womens magazines going nuts about it, that is force feeding us.
You'll get idiots copying "That dress" and budget versions of it made so that hundreds of Take a break readers daughters can wear some ten bob version of it when she get married. Its usually derranged types that queue all day in the rain that adore all this crap.
The floral arrangements at the church door were over £30.000, then the endless troop of Lucinda's and Tarquins who own half of Sussex and play polo sipping pimm's and flogging their stories to Tatler magazine !! it stinks, and those that enjoy it are wrong in the head.

I don't know where you live or who you live with, Wile, but if someone is holding you down and forcing you to read scummy red tops and women's magazines, then something is seriously wrong. You need to get round to the police station when your jailer isn't looking and get something done about it.

Virtually everyone else in the world has a choixce about scummy red tops and women's magazines - for example, I dare say I may have glimpsed one in the newsagent, but I certainly haven't read one, let alone been forced to read it. It just isn't normal. You have a problem.

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Post by Vino blanco » Sat May 20, 2017 11:25 pm

A lot of envious people on here. My, my you'll be saying you are against fox hunting next. Get over it.
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Post by Murger » Sat May 20, 2017 11:36 pm

She has a nice arse though.
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Post by Heathclaret » Sat May 20, 2017 11:37 pm

I'm against fox hunting.

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat May 20, 2017 11:45 pm

dsr wrote:I don't know where you live or who you live with, Wile, but if someone is holding you down and forcing you to read scummy red tops and women's magazines, then something is seriously wrong. You need to get round to the police station when your jailer isn't looking and get something done about it.

Virtually everyone else in the world has a choixce about scummy red tops and women's magazines - for example, I dare say I may have glimpsed one in the newsagent, but I certainly haven't read one, let alone been forced to read it. It just isn't normal. You have a problem.


well, if you cannot see the influence these papers or their online versions can have on the populace, then there's little hope for you.
All the big hitters in any political party go to great lengths to cosy up to the media outlet bigwigs.
If you believe general elections aren't affected by journalists then you are beyond help.
These rags and their online counterparts do want you to be royalists and not to question the establishment. Obviously with dimwits such as yourself, half their work is done.
Now, hurry along and get measured up for your dress.

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Post by dsr » Sat May 20, 2017 11:51 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:well, if you cannot see the influence these papers or their online versions can have on the populace, then there's little hope for you.
All the big hitters in any political party go to great lengths to cosy up to the media outlet bigwigs.
If you believe general elections aren't affected by journalists then you are beyond help.
These rags and their online counterparts do want you to be royalists and not to question the establishment. Obviously with dimwits such as yourself, half their work is done.
Now, hurry along and get measured up for your dress.

Are you sure you're not getting a bit confused between Pippa Middleton's wedding and the general election? They're not the same thing, you know.

Incidentally, I'm not sure why I'm the stupid one for not reading this stuff, and you're the clever one because you can't stop yourself reading it. Would I become as clever as you if I read the Sun and its friends as often as you do? :roll:

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun May 21, 2017 12:01 am

dsr wrote:Are you sure you're not getting a bit confused between Pippa Middleton's wedding and the general election? They're not the same thing, you know.

Incidentally, I'm not sure why I'm the stupid one for not reading this stuff, and you're the clever one because you can't stop yourself reading it. Would I become as clever as you if I read the Sun and its friends as often as you do? :roll:


pretty simple really, this post was about THE WEDDING , I merely commented on it, therefore it has relevance.
As for your final question....no, you would not.

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Post by ElectroClaret » Sun May 21, 2017 12:02 am

Heathclaret wrote:I'm against fox hunting.


I wish I was against her arse. :D
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Post by dsr » Sun May 21, 2017 12:30 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:pretty simple really, this post was about THE WEDDING , I merely commented on it, therefore it has relevance.

Wile E Coyote wrote:well, if you cannot see the influence these papers or their online versions can have on the populace, then there's little hope for you.
All the big hitters in any political party go to great lengths to cosy up to the media outlet bigwigs.
If you believe general elections aren't affected by journalists then you are beyond help.

Are you sure that's about the wedding?
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Post by califclaret » Sun May 21, 2017 1:02 am

Where in Burnley is the wedding ?
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Post by Heathclaret » Sun May 21, 2017 8:22 am

Estimated cost of the wedding £700,000.00. No, I'm not envious. Although I realise it's an important day, it most certainly is not the most important day of your life and, let's face it, a wedding like this, is not about two people getting married because they love each other, that can be done at a registry office any day of the week, this is showing off. A spitfire fly past at the end, really?

I'm off to open another bottle of red..........

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Post by cutsy123 » Sun May 21, 2017 8:40 am

Royal pricks

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