LOWTON

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:07 pm

His name is Lowton for those who don't know.
To those who do, calling him Lawton isn't, mildly, amusing

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:14 pm

piston broke wrote:His name is Lowton for those who don't know.
To those who do, calling him Lawton isn't, mildly, amusing

Matt himself pronounces it as in LAWTON

IWOODLOVETT · Post by **IWOODLOVETT** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:15 pm

piston broke wrote:His name is Lowton for those who don't know.
To those who do, calling him Lawton isn't, mildly, amusing

PMT ???

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:20 pm

Is he your boyfriend or something ?

Very, very touchy.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:47 pm

Like those with the first name Ralph wanting to be known as Rafe.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:47 pm

I always assumed Loughton (as in ow it hurts) but heard it pronounced 'low'ton (low as in not high!) on TV. But it is 'Law''ton then.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:52 pm

These threads are starting to become a little tiresome. The only good one of late was removed on by the mods on Monday morning for whatever reason I can't think why.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:52 pm

Hipper wrote:I always assumed Loughton (as in ow it hurts) but heard it pronounced 'low'ton (low as in not high!) on TV. But it is 'Law''ton then.

It is Low as in not high rather than Low as in ow.

HelloHiGoodbye · Post by **HelloHiGoodbye** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:59 pm

Lowton not Lawton.
Hendrick not Hendricks.

That should be on the club badge somewhere. Drives me in insane.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:04 pm

Low is pronounced the same way as Law. This thread is hopeless. Is it pronounced like Cow-ton or Saw-ton?

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:07 pm

Apparently 'coe' (toe') ton!

Or sew (as in needlework) ton.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:10 pm

We should sell this player and bring in Taylor (Taylaw, Tayler?)

Holtyclaret · Post by **Holtyclaret** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:11 pm

And his nickname is lowts. (Like ow I've banged me head)

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:15 pm

I don't give a flying f*+k how people pronounce it my post was for all the posters who write Lawton not Lowton and there are a few.

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:20 pm

According to 5 Live some bloke at Spurs called 'Trippy A' signed a new contract last week.

Alanstevensonsgloves · Post by **Alanstevensonsgloves** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:20 pm

Sir Menzies Campbell or Sir Ming Campbell?

Alex McLeish or Alec McLeish?

Gordon Strachan (strakan) or Gordon Strachan (strawn)?

Tim Sherwood or Prick?

Simon Garner or Twa.... You get the idea....

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:22 pm

Afraid your thread has been hijacked by those that do!

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:25 pm

piston broke wrote:I don't give a flying f*+k how people pronounce it my post was for all the posters who write Lawton not Lowton and there are a few.

Are you ok mate?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:36 pm

Lewton it is then.

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:47 pm

I prefer Luwton

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:53 pm

piston broke wrote:His name is Lowton for those who don't know.
To those who do, calling him Lawton isn't, mildly, amusing

This is a bad case of Notts Forest syndrome.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:00 pm

Can he play midfield?

holdyourfire · Post by **holdyourfire** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:14 pm

IanMcL wrote:Can he play midfield?

He prefers MUDFIELD.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:40 pm

Sinjun or St. John?

Mackillroy or M'killroy?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:45 pm

geopancake wrote:This is a bad case of Notts Forest syndrome.

It's Notts Forrest. With a double R.

The syndrome relates to having to mention early 1980s successes at regular intervals without prompting.

There's a regular support group held fortnightly at the City Ground in Nottm to help sufferers. They all pay to watch a useless team play awful Championship football to take their mind off past glories.

The success of the treatment is moderate. The only thing that really helps with the condition is taking so much Harvest Pale Ale they can no longer talk coherently.

Sadly, the ale is rather weak and anyone in the vicinity will suffer from regular mentions of the European Cup until the alcohol can render the patient truly incapacitated.

It's tragic. I had to move away to escape the misery.

beeholeclaret · Post by **beeholeclaret** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:51 pm

"Lewton it is then". What Luton Airport?

Can he play midfield? Migfield as heard up Towneley? (In-joke Longsidetrumpet)

Connelllly or Connolli ?

Silly season in full flow on here.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:21 pm

With a nickname of Lowt's as in outs, how can he call himself Lowton as in High/Low or Luton?

Got to be Lowton as in Out on the town!

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:29 pm

Rowls wrote:It's Notts Forrest. With a double R.
It's tragic. I had to move away to escape the misery.

I'd always believed it came from them considering themselves Nottm Florist as opposed to their neighbours being Notts County.
As you were local to there I won't argue it out.

either way it winds them up.

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