Rangers Fans

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:56 pm

On a thread the other day titled 'Celtic fans', some posters tried desperately to get Rangers fans in to the discussion.

Well here's your chance on this clearly titled thread, so fill your boots.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/rangers-f ... -1-8678226" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:01 pm

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/rangers-f ... -1-8679397

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:07 pm

It would be nice if they sent him a new green wig as well.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:28 pm

B b b but what about the Old Testament? There's violence in that too!

Edit: Sorry I got confused.

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 6:34 pm

Pet hate. People who walk round in burnley with either a celtic or rangers top and no scottish affiliations in their family

Walton · Post by **Walton** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:01 pm

There's a massive correlation of horrible players, same colours and low fan IQ level between Rangers and Blackburn Rovers.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:11 pm

Imagine how cringy and embarrassing it would be these days to start that chant that used to go round the home ends of some football grounds, one section shouting "Celtic!" another shouting "Rangers!"....as cringey as the LiverpoolCeltic fans love-in singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" in unison at friendlies and in Europe, half n half scarves etc *shudder*

Damn, I keep mentioning Celtic, sorry.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:13 pm

Walton wrote:There's a massive correlation of horrible players, same colours and low fan IQ level between Rangers and Blackburn Rovers.

I'd never thought about it before now.

I make you right though.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:15 pm

morpheus2 wrote:Imagine how cringy and embarrassing it would be these days to start that chant that used to go round the home ends of some football grounds, one section shouting "Celtic!" another shouting "Rangers!"....as cringey as the LiverpoolCeltic fans love-in singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" in unison at friendlies and in Europe, half n half scarves etc *shudder*

Damn, I keep mentioning Celtic, sorry.

Them half Burnley and half Rangers or Celtic wooly hats in the late 80's made me f***ing spew.

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:21 pm

One of my earliest memories on the Turf was some clowns chanting for Rangers and Celtic at Burnley games.
It always p xxxed me off as a pointless thing to do..
Why chant about Scottish pub sides playing in a lower league?

Right_winger · Post by **Right_winger** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:34 pm

Rangers fans > Celtic fans

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:53 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote:One of my earliest memories on the Turf was some clowns chanting for Rangers and Celtic at Burnley games.
It always p xxxed me off as a pointless thing to do..
Why chant about Scottish pub sides playing in a lower league?

I don't remember that as much as the bit of a cheer that went up on the Longside, when the half time scores were being read out and Man Utd were winning.

It had me apoplectically seething did that.

Get in the away end you dick heads!

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:07 pm

Don't Celtic fans qualify as an oppressed minority that our sjw's should be defending?
In fact they've likely been afforded 'race' status by now, stop being racist.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:21 pm

I know that according to the Turtle I should know all the abbreviations on the internet, but I don't.

What does sjw stand for?

And while we're at it, what does FWIW stand for?

Folk can't be in that much of a rush on the internet to get shut of so many letters, when they are always on the internet.

Up The Clarets for example, takes no time at all.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:29 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:I know that according to the Turtle I should know all the abbreviations on the internet, but I don't.

What does sjw stand for?

And while we're at it, what does FWIW stand for?

Folk can't be in that much of a rush on the internet to get shut of so many letters, when they are always on the internet.

Up The Clarets for example, takes no time at all.

'sjw' Sociopsychological Justifiability Wittgensteinian

I don't know FWIW.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:34 pm

Crikey, I wasn't expecting that.

Splendid.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:37 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Crikey, I wasn't expecting that.

Splendid.

Yeah, for what it's worth you can see why people might want to abbv it.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:41 pm

At this point in time, Celtic are by far the bigger club. That's because they've always been more open to players and fans crossing "The Great Divide."

duncandisorderly · Post by **duncandisorderly** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:15 pm

Sweet Jesus Wept. It's the feeling you get when you end up talking about social justice warriors instead of football. FYI.

TractorFace · Post by **TractorFace** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:24 pm

Pet hate. People who walk round in burnley with either a celtic or rangers top and no scottish affiliations in their family

How do you know that they have no Scottish affiliations in their family - do tell them you're into genealogy and start doing their family tree?

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:26 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:Sweet Jesus Wept. It's the feeling you get when you end up talking about social justice warriors instead of football. FYI.

OMG don't confuse BoT anymore.....and what the hell's a 'social justice warrior'?

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:33 pm

Much to my annoyance I know what FYI means.

F***ing stupid kids saying anyway.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:07 pm

Social Justice Worker=Brave New World. Be very, very afraid.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:49 am

cutsy123 wrote:Pet hate. People who walk round in burnley with either a celtic or rangers top and no scottish affiliations in their family

Do you still wear arsenal strips?

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:28 am

Those wandering around Burnley in mongy replica kit relating to plastic clubs are fair game to me and I've no compunction in making derogatory asides intended for their hearing...or even, on occasion, if they are loud in any way, telling them to do one....they're nearly always scrawny teenage brats or farty middle class offspring...and I'm a pretty ugly so and so.

fwiw, I've more respect for that last dying rump of Blackbum fans who might be daft enough to reveal themselves on our manor....

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:39 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Do you still wear arsenal strips?

Do u still walk round with your laces untied?

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:43 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Do you still wear arsenal strips?

Oh and i forgot ur 1 if these 2hats that wear rangers tops too even if its not when your playing football

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:40 am

Given our history with Celtic it would be fairly unusual to be a Burnley fan and a Celtic fan

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:09 am

cutsy123 wrote:Do u still walk round with your laces untied?

No i wear sandals now.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:10 am

cutsy123 wrote:Oh and i forgot ur 1 if these 2hats that wear rangers tops too even if its not when your playing football

But its not a pet hate of mine.

Do you still wear Arsenal shirts to work?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:23 am

Fair point cf it's he's pet hate not yours...

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:35 am

SalisburyClaret wrote:Given our history with Celtic it would be fairly unusual to be a Burnley fan and a Celtic fan

It was one game, 40 years ago. Means nothing to anyone under the age of 50.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:43 am

I don't like Celtic simply because most of their fans never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages, and the domination of alien episcopal supremacy.

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:47 am

"Do u still walk round with your laces untied?"
"Oh and i forgot ur 1 if these 2hats that wear rangers tops too even if its not when your playing football"

Speak English you tw@t.

Mods please ban this text speak b0llocks

Holtyclaret · Post by **Holtyclaret** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:58 am

Fwiw - for what it's worth

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:16 am

I spent my formative years in Scotland and grew to love everything about Rangers; except the fans. If you were a kid on your own and out without something to prove you were a Rangers fan you faced the possibility of getting the **** kicked out of you if a group of kids decided you were having a bad day.

In hindsight it was probably just kids being little shits, but it coloured my view of the lot of them anyway. Which probably makes me racist.

claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:18 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I spent my formative years in Scotland and grew to love everything about Rangers; except the fans. If you were a kid on your own and out without something to prove you were a Rangers fan you faced the possibility of getting the **** kicked out of you if a group of kids decided you were having a bad day.

In hindsight it was probably just kids being little shits, but it coloured my view of the lot of them anyway. Which probably makes me racist.

Was it all kids or just you ?

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:44 pm

Chobulous wrote:"Do u still walk round with your laces untied?"
"Oh and i forgot ur 1 if these 2hats that wear rangers tops too even if its not when your playing football"

Speak English you tw@t.

Mods please ban this text speak b0llocks

Ban me

Prick

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:45 pm

Hey Salisbury, looking forward to playing Bristol Manor Farm this year?

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:07 am

cutsy123 wrote:Ban me

Prick

Read what it says you c0ckhead or can you only read text speak.

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:34 am

Chobulous wrote:Read what it says you c0ckhead or can you only read text speak.

Speak english you tw@t
C0ckhead

Is there really any need