Joey (sorry, Joseph) Barton

[boatshed bill]

Signed up for Talk Sport on Saturdays.
I guess it's at match time, may get a bit interesting

[basil6345789]

Got his hardback book when it came out but it's been at daughters and one of her dogs chewed the cover so she got the paperback for me to read on hols. Super read (is there more in this second edition?). We haven't seen the last of him - he won't lie down.

[Goalposts]

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.

[Devils_Advocate]

fame hungry gobshite gets job at radio station full of gobshites......sounds like a good fit to me

[HatfieldClaret]

What ? Burnley may get a positive mention on Talkcrap ?

[Rojales Claret]

Saw a Range Rover outside Turf yesterday. J1 BTN. Would that be Joey?

[Il Duce]

He's been very active on Instagram over the last couple of days with pictures of himself in Iceland, doubt that the vehicle you saw was his.

[Dyched]

Saw a Range Rover outside Turf yesterday. J1 BTN. Would that be Joey?

Nah we've signed Jenson Button as 1st team bus driver. We need to park it better now Keanes gone

[ontario claret]

Wow!!! Shakespeare being quoted on "Up the Clarets". I, for one, never thought I would live to see the day. Maybe one day Sir Joseph will be up foe an OBE? If Jimmy Mac could do it, why not our Joey?

[ontario claret]

And don't bet on it, Hatfield.

[HatfieldClaret]

And don't bet on it, Hatfield.

Already have.

[Rowls]

Wow!!! Shakespeare being quoted on "Up the Clarets". I, for one, never thought I would live to see the day.

Dylan Thomas?

[boatshed bill]

I can cope with Jim White, and he does get some decent interviewees in, but that's all I listen to.

[Wile E Coyote]

oh look its only me boatshed, you know, ablueclaret, just thought I'ed pop in and let you know how clever and insightful your posts are.

[Bin Ont Turf]

oh look its only me boatshed, you know, ablueclaret, just thought I'ed pop in and let you know how clever and insightful your posts are.

An anvil on your bonce because you're a boring dick head.

[Wile E Coyote]

even your attempts at humour are sickeningly wide of the mark, you're just a tedious fat slob with stains on your shirt Bin.

[grapidianclaret]

Dylan Thomas?

fkin Canadians.

"You been watching that game of thrones Eh?"
"I have indeed Eh?"
"That Shakespeare guy is amazing Eh"
"Oh, Shakespeare wrote that Eh? I thought it was Martin Short Eh?"

[claretblue]

He's been very active on Instagram over the last couple of days with pictures of himself in Iceland, doubt that the vehicle you saw was his.

I saw him in Farmfoods!

[evensteadiereddie]

Wow!!! Shakespeare being quoted on "Up the Clarets". I, for one, never thought I would live to see the day. Maybe one day Sir Joseph will be up foe an OBE? If Jimmy Mac could do it, why not our Joey?

[claretblue]

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[Sutton-Claret]

fame hungry gobshite gets job at radio station full of gobshites......sounds like a good fit to me

Don't hold back.... say what you really mean

[gc14]

Does his ban allow this ? Is he not banned from all Football related activities ? I
Thought journalism and punditry was included ..

[TVC15]

even your attempts at humour are sickeningly wide of the mark, you're just a tedious fat slob with stains on your shirt Bin.

Is that a quote from Midsummer Nights Dream ?

[nil_desperandum]

Wow!!! Shakespeare being quoted on "Up the Clarets". I, for one, never thought I would live to see the day.

It's not - of course - Shakespeare - as Rowls correctly pointed out, but just to mention that I doubt there's a day goes by when Shakespeare isn't quoted on this site.
Here's a few - (others may wish to add others):
"For goodness sake" - Henry VIII

"Neither here nor there" - Othello

"Mum's the word" - Henry VI, Part II

"Eaten out of house and home" - Henry IV, Part II

"All's well that ends well" - All's Well That Ends Well

"With bated breath" - The Merchant of Venice

"A wild goose chase" - Romeo and Juliet

"Too much of a good thing" - As You Like It

"A heart of gold" - Henry V

"Such stuff as dreams are made on" - The Tempest

"Dead as a doornail" - Henry VI, Part II

"The world's mine oyster" - The Merry Wives of Windsor

"Send him packing" - Henry IV

"Vanish into thin air" - Othello

"Own flesh and blood" - Hamlet

"There's method in my madness" - Hamlet

"Wear your heart on your sleeve" - Othello

"Full circle" - King Lear

"There's the rub" - Hamlet

[HatfieldClaret]

Dooby Dooby Doo - Frank Sinatra

[conyoviejo]

even your attempts at humour are sickeningly wide of the mark, you're just a tedious fat slob with stains on your shirt Bin.

Beer stains or seaman Stains ..

Anyway back to my holidays ..

[Saxoman]

Another talksport troll.

[Saxoman]

An anvil on your bonce because you're a boring dick head.

I thought I was the boring dickhead..?

[ontario claret]

It's not Shakespeare? I guess I'm from Llakcuf.

[ontario claret]

And you are, Saxo. Just not to the same degree. (Does that make you feel better?)

[ontario claret]

Rowls, of course, is right.

[ontario claret]

Sorry, that should have been "I'm from Llareggub".