Duvan Zapata

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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by Steddyman » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:43 pm

Looks crap. Poor version of Sam Vokes.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:48 pm

Well, I watched the videos and wondered what I was looking at. Got to admit he
didn't look anything special to me to be honest.

Leave him where he is for me.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by Long Time Lurker » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:56 pm

JohnDearyMe wrote:I would also like Zoltar from Big to be hired alongside them.
Oh my, I wasn't thinking BIG enough. A Zoltar transfer machine would be perfect. Do you think we could really have one, can we, can we, pleeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeee
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by scouseclaret » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:03 am

Can't believe this thread has made it to a second page, based on a story from the Mail online, and nowhere else.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:17 am

Can't believe this thread has made it to a second page, based on a story from the Mail online, and nowhere else.
Are you bloody joking?

With a name like this and you didn't expect at least 27 pages???

Brit Assombalonga got 53 pages and he was way less exotic.

This is surely better than that pointless Adeola Wednesday thing? At least this is proppa tastey!
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by superdimitri » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:46 am

If he has the strength to knock Chiellini off his feet and the right attitude I don't see why he wouldn't be successful with the right management. Gotta remember that Italians park the pus in defence. That won't be the case in the premier league.

Can't see us spending 30m on him though, more like 15.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by IndigoLake » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:49 am

I have a theory that the better a player's name sounds when scoring a goal, the better he is.

VOOOOOKESSSS
GRAAAAAAAAY
BAAAAAAARNES

All respectable. However...

ZAPATAAAAAAAA

No comparison.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by ClaretAndBlue94 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:35 am

We have as much chance of signing Zapata as we have Dyche making himself the 4th choice centre half
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by kentonclaret » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:39 am

This thread isn't long enough yet.

With a name like duvan there should be sheets and sheets and sheets - blanket coverage. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by scouseclaret » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:49 am

Guller Bull wrote:Are you bloody joking?

With a name like this and you didn't expect at least 27 pages???

Brit Assombalonga got 53 pages and he was way less exotic.

This is surely better than that pointless Adeola Wednesday thing? At least this is proppa tastey!
Have people not yet learned that the Mail will put out any old shite to get a few clicks?
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by IanMcL » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:32 pm

Image

Viva Zapata indeed.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by Down_Rover » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:36 pm

ClaretAndBlue94 wrote:We have as much chance of signing Zapata as we have Dyche making himself the 4th choice centre half
Sean Dyche could be whatever choice he likes for any position he likes

Who's arguing?
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by mohamed69 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:34 pm

Alright time to sign this shoe muthafucka
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by NottsClaret » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:41 pm

IndigoLake wrote:I have a theory that the better a player's name sounds when scoring a goal, the better he is.

VOOOOOKESSSS
GRAAAAAAAAY
BAAAAAAARNES

All respectable. However...

ZAPATAAAAAAAA
JUTKIEWICZZZZZ!!

You might be on to something.
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Re: Duvan Zapata

Post by IndigoLake » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:49 pm

NottsClaret wrote:JUTKIEWICZZZZZ!!

You might be on to something.
:lol: I didn't say it was full-proof!
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