FAO Sean Dyche

[Bin Ont Turf]

Hello

When doing interviews would it be possible for you not to talk over the interviewer at the end of their sentence/question?

It's only a minor irritation but it is a tad rude and happens in nearly every interview. There's no need to look to insert your authority as you are the King of all the Claret realm anyway.

Other than that carry on, you're doing a brilliant job.

[cricketfieldclarets]

DYCHE OUT

[Mala591]

p.s.

Can you also allocate more coaching time to shooting from outside the box. Definitely room for vast improvement.

Thank you Sean

[simonclaret]

Also, please refer to our ground properly, this 'Turf' business just doesn't cut it round here.

[IndigoLake]

Yes, I've also noticed he does that. I suppose he's a busy man and can shave off valuable seconds by doing so!

[Bin Ont Turf]

Also, please refer to our ground properly, this 'Turf' business just doesn't cut it round here.

Now you're just being picky.

He's not from round here, so rather than putting on a silly fake accent he will and should carry on with the 'Turf' business.

[Colburn_Claret]

p.p.s. Can I have your omelette recipe

[Bertiebeehead]

Can you also look at the Twix pricing policy.

[piston broke]

and could the FBs ,occasionally, cut inside instead of always going down the outside.

[Juan Tanamera]

And could you do my late shift for me this week?

[Steve1956]

And can you give me your hairdresser's number I think your hair is fantastic,along with those pointy sideburns.

[Dike Muff]

My wife's boobs are saggy, my eight year old persistently wets the bed at night, and my coffee is awful.

What can I do?

[Chip Harrison]

I have a job interview next week. Please can you send me your power point presentation?

Just in case I don't get the job, can you send me details of what you said to the Watford chairman when you left.

[harpers_perm]

Sean - What's your view on the use of iridium spark plugs on 4 stroke engines? A response with emphasis on the combustion head and ignition coil would be appreciated.

[BleedingClaret]

It's "on t' Turf" Sean not "on Turf"
And whilst we're at it £1.40?

[Gnulty]

Mr Dyche. Just curious to know where around Turf Moor you would like the monument/statue of your self to be placed...?

[Tall Paul]

p.s.

Can you also allocate more coaching time to shooting from outside the box. Definitely room for vast improvement.

Thank you Sean

Only 4 teams scored more goals from outside the box than we did last season.

[ablueclaret]

Get some youngsters in Sean before the team becomes senile.

[Gnulty]

Some years before the senile team joins you at the home ablue...

[fidelcastro]

Get some youngsters in Sean before the team becomes senile.

In where?

We have a development squad. That is what it is for.

Surely, you can't mean going straight into the starting XI, can you? That would be beyond stupid!

[Mala591]

Only 4 teams scored more goals from outside the box than we did last season.

Now that is a surprising stat. Tall Paul.

Do you have a comparison of how many we scored from outside the box vs how many from within it?

[Devils_Advocate]

Can you please have a word with some of the folks on here who take this message board and the club so seriously they get all upset and defensive at the slightest hint of criticism of you and your team.

They seem to hang on your every word so im sure if you told them to lighten up they would have no choice but to obey.

[Tall Paul]

Now that is a surprising stat. Tall Paul.

Do you have a comparison of how many we scored from outside the box vs how many from within it?

8 from outside the box (5th in the PL), 31 from inside (18th, only Boro and Sunderland with fewer).

Link to PL stats page

[Mala591]

8 from outside the box (5th in the PL), 31 from inside (18th, only Boro and Sunderland with fewer).

Link to PL stats page

Thanks Paul, interesting stats.

Dear Sean

Can you please asign more coaching time to scoring goals from INSIDE the box. Much room for improvement

[HatfieldClaret]

Dear Sean, I don't want your babies.

I've had your babies !

[TheFamilyCat]

Dear Sean

Please can you sell more players to 3rd division teams so they can score against Blackburn Rovers?

Thanks

[Roosterbooster]

8 from outside the box (5th in the PL), 31 from inside (18th, only Boro and Sunderland with fewer).

Link to PL stats page

8??

I can only remember 4 - Defour v Hull, Hendrick v Bmouth, Brady v Chelsea, Joey v Soton

[beeholeclaret]

8??

I can only remember 4 - Defour v Hull, Hendrick v Bmouth, Brady v Chelsea, Joey v Soton

Marney v Man City at 'Turf ?

Vokes v Liverpool at Turf.

Also was Gray's left footer in same game not just in the D outside the box?

[Braindead]

Gudmunsson at home to Palace will be the other one

[BennyD]

I'm sorry, but SD can do no wrong. The fact we are a league 1 team punching way above our weight, kind of proves this.

[Bin Ont Turf]

I'm sorry, but SD can do no wrong. The fact we are a league 1 team punching way above our weight, kind of proves this.

The fact that you're talking b0llocks doesn't prove anything.

[Roosterbooster]

Marney v Man City at 'Turf ?

Vokes v Liverpool at Turf.

Also was Gray's left footer in same game not just in the D outside the box?

Yeah. Marney and Vokes. JBG v Palace. And I think technicallly gray was outside the area. By about an inch

I'm surprised!

[BennyD]

The fact that you're talking b0llocks doesn't prove anything.

Neither does the fact that you are a bellend.

[Bin Ont Turf]

You've really hurt my feelings BennyD.

[KateR]

I've decided I don't want to popular like Sean, people ask to much of you, can envisage it to when I had 4 young ones at home and was sure the only words they knew were "mum can I have" Never again thank you, carry on Sean you're doing a super job

[Bin Ont Turf]

Only seemed to do it just a couple of times in the pre match press conference.

There was even one question where he was about to interrupt but he managed to stop himself.

Has someone had a word?

[PutTheWheelieBinsOut]

Sean, Brexit hasn't started yet, so you are still allowed to employ people from Europe.