Ashley's hair

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:26 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsCG5w-R4FA

Inchy · Post by **Inchy** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:54 am

If you have the cash why not.

I've noticed my hair is receding a bit but I don't think I'm going bald because it doesn't run in the family.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:00 am

Fair play to the lad.......seems a real decent sort of person very grounded and honest.

ants_g · Post by **ants_g** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:12 am

Good on him and fair play for talking openly about it.

ian · Post by **ian** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:40 am

So happy about this, I want my favourite player to be perfect in every way. Go Ashley Ashley Barnes!!!!111

Rumpelstiltskin · Post by **Rumpelstiltskin** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:10 am

Good Luck with this Ash...Hope you have chosen a different clinic than Rooney...His transplant really hasn't been a success !

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:11 am

Top guy is Barnes and even talking about something as superflous as a hair transplant he appears so grounded and a million miles away from the average Premier League player (in personality).

So glad he stayed with us.

Pearcey · Post by **Pearcey** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:14 am

Big tart!

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:42 am

Pearcey wrote:Big tart!

Dare you to say that to his face

TVC15 · Post by **TVC15** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:52 am

He's got a "hair island" !!

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Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:05 am

Rumpelstiltskin wrote:Good Luck with this Ash...Hope you have chosen a different clinic than Rooney...His transplant really hasn't been a success !

Have you seen it recently? Looks good. Just needs to stop dyeing it.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:17 am

Vegas Claret wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsCG5w-R4FA

Oh no this is where Rooney started to go wrong

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:23 am

The Enclosure wrote:Fair play to the lad.......seems a real decent sort of person very grounded and honest.

Only spoken to him the once and that was during his rehab after the injury. I was down at Gawthorpe for a youth game and he was just getting into his car so I asked him how things were going and he gave me chapter and verse. Came across really well.

But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.

On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:48 am

That interviews quite an illusion shatterer. I thought he'd be all gravel voiced and full of bravado like a Neil Razor Ruddock type character.

I'm glad we didn't lose him during the transfer window cattle market.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:50 am

[quote="ClaretTony"]Only spoken to him the once and that was during his rehab after the injury. I was down at Gawthorpe for a youth game and he was just getting into his car so I asked him how things were going and he gave me chapter and verse. Came across really well.

But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.

On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?[/quot

"Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say."

Not surprising if he was brought up down here, good area to bring children up in general terms in my experience.

LittleBritton · Post by **LittleBritton** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 am

Can only see him being a fringe player anyway this year....

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:31 am

Let's see how the season unfolds.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:36 am

South West Claret. wrote:

I can imagine the southwest is a good place to be brought up. Maybe not a Plymouth housing estate, though.

Ightenclaret · Post by **Ightenclaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:42 am

Ahhhh, bless him.

Isnt there some sort of law to stop using innocents in the marketing of surgical procedures?

I hope the consent procedure took at least a week.

We love you Ashley, no matter how you look!

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:51 am

He's big! he's scary!
Now considerably more hairy!
Ashley Barnes! Ashley Barnes!

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:06 am

[quote="TVC15"]"hair island" !!/quote]

All Brazilians are banned.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:17 am

Quicknick wrote:I can imagine the southwest is a good place to be brought up. Maybe not a Plymouth housing estate, though.

If your going to quote someone on here QN can you do it properly next time.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:51 am

South West Claret. wrote:If your going to quote someone on here QN can you do it properly next time.

What bit did I get wrong? You said the southwest was a good place to be brought up. I added the bit about Plymouth.

Walton · Post by **Walton** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:00 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?

Jones had his ears pinned forward

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:03 pm

Good lad Ashley, I'd do the same if I started to go bald.

BleedingClaret · Post by **BleedingClaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:05 pm

I think Ash the Bash needs a Marouane Felaini look to compliment his style

CaptainClaret · Post by **CaptainClaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:13 pm

Fair play to him. Think he should have a word with Defour!
*I say this as someone who is sadly going through the same painful stage of life... clippers all round when it gets to the "hair island" stage

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:25 pm

Walton wrote:Jones had his ears pinned forward

He certainly had something done with his hair too - got a full head now.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:32 pm

ClaretTony wrote:On the hair subject - I think it's too late for me now but didn't David Jones and Kights do similar?

What about "Just for Men"?

bfcmik · Post by **bfcmik** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:02 pm

Spijed wrote:What about "Just for Men"?

I think there has to be some hair there for 'Just for Men' to have any effect

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:36 pm

LittleBritton wrote:Can only see him being a fringe player anyway this year....

You`ve started it now. Hair we go! A huge relief for me he didn`t leave in the transfer window. A cut above the rest. He`s not the fastest but when he gets a full head of steam going, he`s hard to stop. For those that have criticised him saying he offers nothing up top should b ashamed of themselves. GOOD NIGHT and apologies.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:52 pm

Gouing to bed early, Hiroshima, even taking account of the time difference. Full session on the Asahi Super Dry?

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:20 pm

ClaretTony wrote:But a couple of people I know who are involved with the squad tell me he's the best lad in there, absolutely nothing like the aggressive player we see on the pitch. Decent, grounded and honest - that's what they say.

Reminds me of Wade Elliott in some ways. Really got stuck in when he needed to but the nicest guy you could meet off the pitch.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:31 pm

All these nice south coast lads we have and had. Big Sam is another.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:44 pm

Remember Stephen Ireland and his magic hair do?

welsbyswife · Post by **welsbyswife** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:22 pm

Don't know why but he reminds me of Mark Cavendish on that clip. Hard to put it into figures or points won but the character and team spirit we have is a massive part of where we are. Long may it continue.

Burnleyareback2 · Post by **Burnleyareback2** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:29 pm

Delighted he is still here, he has a habit of scoring the important goals.

happyclaret17 · Post by **happyclaret17** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:33 pm

just for the craic
if he scores
how about a chorus of " bald headed b---ard, you're just a bald headed b---ard"...lol...probably the most unusual crowd reaction ever to a goal.

happyclaret17 · Post by **happyclaret17** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:35 pm

or
ashley barnes ashley barnes ashley ashley barnes...he's got no hair but we dont care ashley ashley barns.....

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:42 pm

I think I read somewhere that Chelsea manager Conte has either had a hair transplant or it's a wig

claretdj · Post by **claretdj** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:07 pm

Go Bald gracefully I say. I see Rooney had the same treatment, but now he looks like he needs it re-seeding! Only thing is he can't drive to London himself to get it done.. utc

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:21 pm

Ashley Barnes has grown in confidence, stature and now hair, since being a Claret.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:11 pm

Quicknick wrote:What bit did I get wrong? You said the southwest was a good place to be brought up. I added the bit about Plymouth.

No I said this "Not surprising if he was brought up down here, good area to bring children up in general terms in my experience."

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:19 pm

He's pubes on his head Ashley Barnes he's pubes on his head.

3putt · Post by **3putt** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:25 pm

Hair today gone tomorrow

k90bfc · Post by **k90bfc** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:24 pm

It never bothered Andy Lochhead!