Romelu lukaku song

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Romelu lukaku song

Post by Cheeseontoast » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:12 pm

Not sure if link will work, but I'll try. This is the new romelu lukaku ditty!

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by MACCA » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:31 pm

That's well funny....

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:34 am

Like them or not, United fans come up with some cracking songs

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Juan Tanamera » Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:22 am

The follow on video is quite amusing.

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by HatfieldClaret » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:02 am

I must be going deaf. I couldn't make out what they were singing..... :oops:

lyrics please someone.

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by MACCA » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:11 am

HatfieldClaret wrote:I must be going deaf. I couldn't make out what they were singing..... :oops:

lyrics please someone.
The video I watched had lyrics,
Lukaku scores goals, he has a 24" pen1s, and it touches his toes.
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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by ClaretAndJew » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:21 am

All I've deduced from this is that Lukaku has short legs
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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Darthlaw » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:37 am

Is this is the one which is being complained about for being racist?

Considering it pays no attention to his ethnicity surely the only ones drawing racial connotations are the (perpetually offended) complainers?

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by gandhisflipflop » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:40 am

Can you imagine our fans trying to sing that? It's way too slow for our support.

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:01 am

:) if they are suggesting that's racist, are they inferring white men have little penises, if so I'm deeply offended, I know hundreds of big white bellend's :)

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Hendrickxz » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:14 am

Good grief. If I had a two foot dick they could sing what the hell they wanted! I'd still be extremely happy.....

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by LS7 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:46 pm

Great chant and no way will united fans stop singing it

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by turfytopper » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:32 pm

world's gone mad...they are simply pointing out their "love" of their striker in a humourous way...the penis remark suggests "don't mess with him, you're inferior".....When I first heard of a racist chant aimed at Lukaku regarding his penis I thought A) Everton fans B) It would be far worse than that.

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by mohamed69 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:37 pm

How do they know he doesn't have a 24" penis?

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Claret Kitch » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:59 pm

Tune to "Made of Stone" by The Stone Roses, I think?? Little better than the "Xmas Eric Cantona" song in the middle of April! Man U do a couple of good chants and several truly terrible ones.

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by Claretitus » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:38 pm

To Ji Sung Park, to the tune of Lord of the Dance:
Park Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
Could be worse,
You could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Romelu lukaku song

Post by joey13 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:42 pm

I'm into something good must be one of the worst football chants ever

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