How Big Is Romelu Lukaku's Penis?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:19 pm

The correct answer is - don't ask.

And don't infer that it might be large.

In "this day and age" it is "insulting", "cheap", "offensive" and "derogatory" to suggest he might have a whopping big Donkey Kong.

In my life I've found this was one stereotype black men were very keen to perpetuate.

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ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:22 pm

It's hardly a racist term either. In fact it isn't racist at all.

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:24 pm

Jim White had a rant as an opening gambit on his radio show this morning. He ended the rant by saying "I've put it on my Twitter feed (The chant) and it's grown and become massive"

I'm not quite sure what Jim was on about

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:25 pm

gandhisflipflop · Post by **gandhisflipflop** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:25 pm

I wonder what kick it outs opinion of the black lawyers society are? Kick it out want kicking out. It was a good initiative when it first got going now though it's just a band wagon jumper like the rest of the left.

"It does perpetuate a racist stereotype and I don't think it's a chant that is going to survive for any great length of time because people are realising that fact."

I hope it becomes their main chant to show just how pathetic people really are.

bedfords · Post by **bedfords** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:26 pm

Maybe we'll soon have songs about white guys being massive bigot pricks.

Dom · Post by **Dom** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:27 pm

I can't believe it's caused such a fuss. Yes it's a chant that plays on a stereotype of black males, only this stereotype is a positive one. I can't imagine there is a single black male that would be offended by the stereotype of having a massive schlong.

I will call out racism whenever and wherever I see it. But this to me isn't racist. It's daft hand-wringing by Kick It Out.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:29 pm

It is enforcing a stereotype though

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:29 pm

Never mind the size of the stick, what about the size of the hole?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:33 pm

bedfords wrote:Maybe we'll soon have songs about white guys being massive bigot pricks.

That would definitely be racist if it was purely about white guys. Probably. Or maybe not because you can't be racist to a white guy?

Look, I don't know. All I know is there is an intelligent debate to be had here but organisations attempting to rule as "definitive" jurors on what is "racist" and what is not are going to fall foul of the nuances of context. That's going to happen here. It already is happening.

Incidentally, Wolves had a very similar chant in the 90s about their goalkeeper Michael Oakes (who apparently had a legendary whopper) and he was white. Was this a racist chant? If not, why not? If not, aren't we discriminating against chanting the same thing to cheer on a black man that would be OK to chant to cheer on a white man?

Perhaps it's actually more racist to make an accusation of the chant being "racist" because it assumes it won't ever be chanted at a white man?

As I say, I don't know. There's an intelligent debate to be had here, but I doubt it will happen.

Dom · Post by **Dom** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:33 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:It is enforcing a stereotype though

True. I suppose it could be seen as negative if there were women who wouldn't want to go with a black man if she thought he had something between his legs that would leave her looking like a punched lasagna.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:35 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:It is enforcing a stereotype though

I think you mean "reinforcing".

There's an intelligent debate to be had here. What you've posted doesn't touch on it though.

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:36 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:It is enforcing a stereotype though

Just like the perception that Germans are efficient.

That's a stereotype, again a positive on. I don't hear the Germans up in arms about it, in fact they probably welcome it in a business sense.

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:37 pm

Dom wrote:True. I suppose it could be seen as negative if there were women who wouldn't want to go with a black man if she thought he had something between his legs that would leave her looking like a punched lasagna.

Such a powerful image

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:37 pm

Did anyone think to ask Romelu his thoughts on the chant before this story broke?

Can it be "racist" if Romelu finds it funny or enjoys it?

Perhaps he's very happy to have thousands of fans celebrating the -supposed- size of his ding dong?

Dom · Post by **Dom** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:41 pm

Rowls wrote:Did anyone think to ask Romelu his thoughts on the chant before this story broke?

Can it be "racist" if Romelu finds it funny or enjoys it?

Perhaps he's very happy to have thousands of fans celebrating the -supposed- size of his ding dong?

Doesn't always work that way though, someone might not be offended about something that is clearly racist, sexist, homophobic but it can still be any of those things, offence is subjective.

Positive stereotypes around the black male member don't seem to me, to be offensive, but someone else might deem it to be so. Especially a black man. I've yet to hear of any black man that's offended by it though.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:44 pm

I don't hear the Germans up in arms about it

Hells lads, stop mentioning that bloody war!

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:44 pm

Here's a thread I think people might want to report for "racism".

It's a whole thread about who might be the "largest" Premier League footballer.

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... tballer/p3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It will require all of the black players to be removed from the thread.

Perhaps we should seek advice over whether mixed race footballers are allowed to feature?

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:46 pm

The song doesn't refer to his ethnicity. How can you say it is racist?

If it was something like 'he's black, he's long, he's got a massive dong' then that is obviously referring to his ethnicity.

Alright, it says he's Belgian, but given most Belgians are white that's not relevant.

It's like saying our old Chris Eagles chant is offensive to those with long hair "I want girly hair too"

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:46 pm

And here's a topic pertaining to the size of Michael Oakes knobstick:

http://www.heroesandvillains.info/forum ... ic=41078.0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It does mention Dion Dublin (that's clearly "racist") but should the bits about Michael Oakes be allowed to stay online?

Again, this all needs referring to the designated arbiters of what is RACIST! and what isn't.

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:47 pm

I can confirm that big lump in his shorts was his money belt

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:48 pm

Dom wrote:Positive stereotypes around the black male member don't seem to me, to be offensive.

I disagree.

BUT

I is only sayin dat coz i is white

innit

Dom · Post by **Dom** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:50 pm

Eddie Murphy in Delirious wasn't offended by it, neither was the largely black audience. Although if you're chinese or white you might be offended by his subsequent jokes.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBVigPKzFtk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:51 pm

'Kick It Out' do a lot of great work but I fear they look a bit silly on this one. Any definition of racism you look at mentions prejudice, exclusion, etc, none of which are present here, and as others have pointed out nobody really worries about positive stereotypes (German efficiency, French being romantics, Italians great lovers, etc.). All a bit silly really. Plus suspect whoever put the chant together was more concerned about something that rhymed and was amusing (remembering that a lot of men still have the same sense of humour as five year olds when it comes to 'willies'!)

Shappie · Post by **Shappie** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:53 pm

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Forward to approx 1.45!

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:53 pm

martin_p wrote:'Kick It Out' do a lot of great work but I fear they look a bit silly on this one. Any definition of racism you look at mentions prejudice, exclusion, etc, none of which are present here, and as others have pointed out nobody really worries about positive stereotypes (German efficiency, French being romantics, Italians great lovers, etc.). All a bit silly really. Plus suspect whoever put the chant together was more concerned about something that rhymed and was amusing (remembering that a lot of men still have the same sense of humour as five year olds when it comes to 'willies'!)

Well how about that martin_p --- you've written something I agree with.

I'm off to make a brew to celebrate.

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:55 pm

So basically other people, who seem to be in a tiny minority from the reaction on social media to the chant, are getting offended on someone else behalf?

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 pm

martin_p wrote:'Kick It Out' do a lot of great work but I fear they look a bit silly on this one. Any definition of racism you look at mentions prejudice, exclusion, etc, none of which are present here, and as others have pointed out nobody really worries about positive stereotypes (German efficiency, French being romantics, Italians great lovers, etc.). All a bit silly really. Plus suspect whoever put the chant together was more concerned about something that rhymed and was amusing (remembering that a lot of men still have the same sense of humour as five year olds when it comes to 'willies'!)

I think you've got it bang on there.

Kick It Out risk overshadowing all their good work with this silliness. In future their response to actual legitimate examples of racism will be belittled by people saying that they're always just looking to take offence to be PC, using this as their evidence.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:01 pm

Spot on martin

Think we are going to have that rarest of rare things on here, a consensus.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:01 pm

He will just have to get it out next time he scores

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:03 pm

Sidney1st wrote:He will just have to get it out next time he scores

Obviously that would be silly, but I do hope he and his team mates work on a celebration referencing it somehow.

Dom · Post by **Dom** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:03 pm

Sidney1st wrote:He will just have to get it out next time he scores

Since televisions have become widescreen it might not all fit on unless he lays down...

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:04 pm

Sidney1st wrote:He will just have to get it out next time he scores

Imagine the uproar if he gets it out and its more Bonsai than Redwood.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:10 pm

Shame we couldn't have kept it all to one thread mind...

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... =2&t=20645

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:15 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:Shame we couldn't have kept it all to one thread mind...

Crying shame.

I had a look and couldn't find anything.

My title's more catchy though, dontcha fink?

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:17 pm

Bearing in mind the front page of the messageboard goes back to half 9 last night, and the thread was posted this morning under the title 'Romelu Lukaku song', I'd have thought that if you were looking for a thread about a Romelu Lukaku song you might have seen that one.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:18 pm

I missed it. See my previous post, above.

edit - but you raise yet another interesting point. Thanks for contributing.

NottsClaret · Post by **NottsClaret** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:26 pm

That Park Ji-sung song was racist, but he was Korean and nobody gave a s**t so they sang it for years.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:29 pm

Romelu's agent had confirmed that his client is furious about the chant:

"Romelu's cock is a whopping 27". He is outraged that he's had 3" lopped off"

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:30 pm

Rowls wrote:Crying shame.

I had a look and couldn't find anything.

My title's more catchy though, dontcha fink?

To be honest, I believe it is too big to fit on one thread

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:30 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:Shame we couldn't have kept it all to one thread mind...

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... =2&t=20645

It's too big for one thread...

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TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:36 pm

Falcon wrote:Obviously that would be silly, but I do hope he and his team mates work on a celebration referencing it somehow.

Maybe Pogba will kneel down two feet in front of him and mime giving him a blowjob

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:39 pm

i've tweeted steve defour to ask

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:46 pm

Defour's wife is waiting with interest to find out.

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:49 pm

I can only find the word "Belgian" as any reference to race in that song.

Are Belgians unfairly known for their penis size or something?

Apologies Belgians for any offence caused.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:50 pm

Where's our resident Belgianclaret when you need them?

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:54 pm

Falcon wrote:Obviously that would be silly, but I do hope he and his team mates work on a celebration referencing it somehow.

Considering what is near his toes, the following might seem appropriate...

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:56 pm

starting_11 wrote:I can only find the word "Belgian" as any reference to race in that song.

Are Belgians unfairly known for their penis size or something?

Apologies Belgians for any offence caused.

Belgian isn't a race.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:56 pm

starting_11 wrote:I can only find the word "Belgian" as any reference to race in that song.

Are Belgians unfairly known for their penis size or something?

Apologies Belgians for any offence caused.

Belgian isn't a race.

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:02 pm

As a black man, I find it extremely offensive even if factual to my own particular dimensions.