Caption competiton
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Caption competiton
Outrage as the pope goes down on little portugeezer
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Bernardo Silva: "He touched me! He touched me!
Kenneth Williams: "Mmmm - Lucky you!"
Kenneth Williams: "Mmmm - Lucky you!"
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OK Bernardo, we're going to film the Cum shot....and action!
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"As a good Catholic I must fling myself at the feet of the Pope"
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Aggghhhhhh...... I've been shot!
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“Supporters were astounded in the Manchester City game today when Bernardo Silva was bitten on the ankle, before being carried away by an invisible T-Rex.”
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Up up and away!!!
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"Houston, we have a negative on that trajectory"
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Look Wendy I can fly so long as there's contact
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Do my ******** look bigger from this angle?
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Manchester "UFO Mystery" solved.
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"ladies and gentleman let's have a look at the nominations for best male in a dramatic performance..
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Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game
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"Look Mum, no hands. Look Dad, no teeth"
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"The Portuguese judges scored 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.7 5.9"
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"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
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Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.
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"Lord Vader, I was only joking. Please put me down"
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Fair reaction, tbh.Claretmatt4 wrote:Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.
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OUCH! My foot is trapped!
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"Sponsors reach deal with Manchester City for players to undertake more promotional duties."
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Another easy biteiluva64 wrote:Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game
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"Come on Sean, if that's only worth 8/10, how high do you want me to jump?"
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Portuguese man of soar.
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If you crop out the bottom half of the photo....
.....you have a fantastic impression of Andreas Boccelli belting one out !
.....you have a fantastic impression of Andreas Boccelli belting one out !
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Bernardo Silva takes evasive action as he mistakes discarded chewing gum on the pitch for a spider.