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Caption competiton

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:04 am

Outrage as the pope goes down on little portugeezer
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by dsr » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:10 am

Bernardo Silva: "He touched me! He touched me!
Kenneth Williams: "Mmmm - Lucky you!"
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by No Ney Never » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:26 am

OK Bernardo, we're going to film the Cum shot....and action!
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by JohnMac » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:13 am

"As a good Catholic I must fling myself at the feet of the Pope"
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by RammyClaret61 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:14 am

Aggghhhhhh...... I've been shot!

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Darthlaw » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:27 am

“Supporters were astounded in the Manchester City game today when Bernardo Silva was bitten on the ankle, before being carried away by an invisible T-Rex.”

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Claret&Green » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:28 am

Up up and away!!!

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Lancasterclaret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:56 am

"Houston, we have a negative on that trajectory"

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by FulledgeClaret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:00 am

Look Wendy I can fly so long as there's contact
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by clarethrough » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:03 am

Do my ******** look bigger from this angle?

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:33 am

Manchester "UFO Mystery" solved.

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Brunlea » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:37 am

"ladies and gentleman let's have a look at the nominations for best male in a dramatic performance..

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by iluva64 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:53 am

Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game :roll:

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:54 am

"Look Mum, no hands. Look Dad, no teeth"

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:56 am

"The Portuguese judges scored 5.6 5.8 5.6 5.7 5.9"

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:59 am

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Claretmatt4 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:00 am

Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:01 am

"Lord Vader, I was only joking. Please put me down"

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:14 am

Claretmatt4 wrote:Actual footage of Bernardo Silva being told that all the bacon has run out and he'll have to order something else.
Fair reaction, tbh.

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:16 am

OUCH! My foot is trapped!

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Selby Claret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:27 am

Fly Etihad
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Re: Caption competiton

Post by HatfieldClaret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:40 pm

"Sponsors reach deal with Manchester City for players to undertake more promotional duties."

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:51 pm

iluva64 wrote:Ahhhh f*<k...........Cricketfield claret has posted another well informed and scintillating post regarding his observations from yesterdays game :roll:
Another easy bite :lol:

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by 2 Bee Holed » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:07 pm

"Come on Sean, if that's only worth 8/10, how high do you want me to jump?"

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by bfcjg » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:45 pm

Portuguese man of soar.

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by HatfieldClaret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:55 pm

If you crop out the bottom half of the photo....

.....you have a fantastic impression of Andreas Boccelli belting one out !

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Re: Caption competiton

Post by Vintage Claret » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:34 pm

Bernardo Silva takes evasive action as he mistakes discarded chewing gum on the pitch for a spider.

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