Jack Cork

Qwerty · Post by **Qwerty** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:06 pm

In need of some new chants so how about something like this for Cork.

Jack Cork had a dream, to play for Burnley
We had no money so we signed the fella on loan
We played from the back with Jay in attack
Southampton to Swansea and then he came back!

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:40 pm

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:47 pm

Off to Everton in Jan so I wouldnt spend to much time thinking up chants

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:21 pm

Here's one:

To the tune of 'I like to move it move it'...

I like to Cork it Cork it, I like to Cork it Cork it, I like to....Cork it.

I'm going to sing it, even if nobody else does.

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:24 pm

Corky, Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky.

....to the tune of 'Amazing Grace', of course.

Shouldn't be too difficult!

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:26 pm

Whatever songs are made they will be sang at 100mph and inaudible

Shadeyclaret · Post by **Shadeyclaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:29 pm

Cork,Cork,he’s our champagne Cork.He makes a pass that’s just pure class,Jackie Jackie Cork.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:39 pm

Saying Jackie Jackie makes him sound like a girly.... somehow

pureclaret · Post by **pureclaret** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:46 pm

or a magazine that was read in the dark ages with a dear doctor page that the girls at school used to read. I think it finished in the early 90s

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:49 pm

Another one here:

Cork shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

Cork shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes

Annnnd eyes, ears eyelids and nose...

Cork shoulders knees and toes.

This is a winner.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:51 pm

How about Corky is a claret to the message in a bottle tune..... it’s about our level

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:15 pm

Oh the Corky,Corky
Oh the Corky,Corky

Works even at 100mph.
Would go down well in the Cricket Field Stand,hope to hear it at the next home game.

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:28 pm

Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Brady, Hendrick and Defour!

To the tune of okey cokey

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:36 pm

arise_sir_charge wrote:Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Brady, Hendrick and Defour!

To the tune of okey cokey

That's my tune!
I do like the additions though.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:38 pm

Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:46 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Just yes to this

claretspice · Post by **claretspice** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:30 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:Just yes to this

Perhaps change "leaving today" to "leading the way" but other than that, this is brilliant

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:45 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Start spreading the news
He’s leading the way
He wants to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Burnley loyal · Post by **Burnley loyal** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:49 pm

Brilliant

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:52 pm

Let get it going away on Saturday then - being one of their old boys too

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:15 pm

What about the 2nd line being
'He's playing today'

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:20 pm

With the knife of Defour
And the bottle of Cork
I got BURNLEY
Goin' around my brain...

I Got BURNLEY
Goin' around my brain...

(Dillinger)

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:29 pm

I am sure some of you wordsmiths out there could come up with something based on the
Coke ad and it being the real thing.

brigante · Post by **brigante** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:33 pm

Jack jack jack coooork
Jack ja ja ja jack jack coooork

To the tune of jack your body, obviously. Would even benefit from getting progressively faster.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:37 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:I am sure some of you wordsmiths out there could come up with something based on the
Coke ad and it being the real thing.

Coke ad...

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

How about...

Sean Dyche has taught the lads to play
In perfect harmony
With Hendrick, Brady and Jack Cork
Tarkowski and Ben Mee
We’re the real thing...

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:44 pm

That's very good, I must admit. Got a swing to it too.

Could be on to something here, me thinks.

Can't be sung too quickly either.

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:01 am

Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Yes!

Craigyp01 · Post by **Craigyp01** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:19 am

Rick_Muller wrote:Start spreading the news
He’s leading the way
He wants to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

What about...

In Claret and Blue
Showing you how to play
Right at the very heart of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:34 am

Craigyp01 wrote:What about...

In Claret and Blue
Showing you how to play
Right at the very heart of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Like it, but second line doesn't roll as much - perhaps just Show you how to play - just got to get it sung on Saturday now

Sleeping Cat · Post by **Sleeping Cat** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:19 am

Taking a similar approach to RileyBobs but with Empire State of Mind

Oh Jack Cork
Plays on the turf where dreams are made of
There's nothing we can't do
Now we've got Jack Cork
His passing will make you feel brand new
Big tackles inspire you
Let's hear it for Jack Cork, Jack Cork, Jack Cork

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:54 pm

on which claret planet do some of you lot think the CFS mob could get their collective heads around that!

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:21 pm

A better holding midfield player than Henderson and worthy of a cap.But we have the five minute wonder Winks getting to benefit from the Spurs bias in Southgates head .This is depite Jack having far more Premier league experience over a number years

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