Purge List

[ClaretFelix]

Katie Price, - face now like a melted welly but desperate to remain in the 'public eye' by any means, another child/marriage/affair/text scandal/opinion/'business deal'

when in fact she is just some slapper who got her tits out ages ago.

[starting_11]

Legitimate business woman these days.

Funny how as soon as every guy in the country stopped wanting to **** her, women began respecting her as a "modern businesswoman"

[catcatcher]

A ladies view.....

Jamie Oliver-fat smug face
Davina McCall -shouty loud mouthed bint
Keith Lemon- gives me the creeps
Claudia Winkleman- not funny and stupid fringe
Paul Hollywood- thinks he's a sex god and he isn't
Russell Brand- ditto
Sandi Tozvig- unfunny lesbian dwarf
Our old neighbours for never taking their pyrannian mountain dog for a walk so it leapt at our fence every time you went in the garden and then it proceeded to woof like a monster.
Our other old neighbour who got ****** every Sunday on Red wine then effed and blinded at his kids for being noisy whilst he turned up 80s tunes and sang like a banshee. He was also given a CBE for doing his job- being in charge of job centres!- Nob!!!!

Phew best stop now just warming up!

[IanMcL]

Margaret Thatcher but I was too late.

[Chobulous]

Definitely Emily Thorneberry
Any useless clothes horse poncing about on a TV ad
Chris Evans
Jeremy Clarkson
Tom Parker Bowles
Jamie Oliver
That chef on Saturday Kitchen that looks like Corbyn
Any chef on Saturday Kitchen
TV chefs
Richard Littlejohn
Richard Madely
Chloe Madely
Labour politicians in London constituencies
Tory politicians
Vince Cable
Paddy Ashdown
Ming Campbell
Alex Salmond
Nicola Stourgen
People with that poncy posh south east accent
Teenagers
Eastenders
Knobenders
Bellenders

I can't go on any further or I will self destruct

[FactualFrank]

Michael Owen
Russell Brand
Sam Allardyce
Paddy Mcguinness
Stephen Fry

[Sausage]

Kate Walsh.

Who?

The BBC1 continuity announcer with the Darwen accent. Like nails on a ******* blackboard. Or, as she'd say it, a 'blackborrrrrrrd'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQYhR5n1P50

[Chobulous]

How could I forget that ultimate hanger-on Paddy McGuinness

[Brunlea]

Barry Scott (bloke off cillit bang advert)

[starting_11]

Barry Scott (bloke off cillit bang advert)

What kind of animal could possibly want harm bringing to Barry Scott?

[Silkyskills1]

Some cracking names on here. Can I just add Phil Jupitas and Alan Pardew. Oh, and that fellow from X Factor,Dermot O'Leary?? who spoilt Saturday mornings by taking the Sounds of the Sixties slot.

[timshorts]

A lot of assholes on here, but I don't see that I'd particularly want to hit any of them. What for? I'd not get anything much out of it, and unless I did a particularly good job, they'd recover soon enough.

I'd get a lot more fun out of thinking up more appropriate unpleasantness to happen to people. For a start,
a) we can "Brexit" Farage's wife and send her home.
b) Tottenham Sugar can get suffer from a nasty libel action, get fired from every position he holds and lose all his assets.
c) Mrs Brown can get some illness that makes him look like that naturally.
d) Boris can get caught shagging some mutt with HIV (on CCTV) and die a slow painful death, and
e) Russell Brand can stick his head up his own arse once too often so it gets stuck.

[boatshed bill]

I don't really want to punch anyone, but if I was inclined my list would include :
Russell Brand,
Jonathan Woss,
Pep Guardiola
Mrs Brown (whatever it is)
Farage,
and anyone who disagrees with me

[Healeywoodclaret]

Jeremy Corbyn
Robbie Savage
UpTheBeehole

[rufus lumley]

Frank Skinner.

[Inchy]

Wouldn’t punch anyone because I’d probably kill them but if I had to

Postman pat
Tinky winky
Dipsy
La la
Po
Bing
Fireman Sam
The whole cast of in the night garden
The go jetters
The cast of Mrs Browns Boys

[holdyourfire]

Wife would like to punch vordeman

[diamondpocket]

I know it's wrong to punch women but I don't think I could stop myself if Katie Hopkins started balling out her shite in front of me.
A horrid women!

[bfcjg]

Ant and Dec.
Garth Crooks
Bono
Tony Blair
Rolf Harris
Russel Brand
David Dunn.

[bobinho]

Chris Evans.
Nick grimshaw
Russel brand
Johnathan woss (don’t normally mock the afflicted, but this two hat is an exception)
Simon Garner
David Dunn
Owen Coyle
Tony bliar (sp intentional)
Alastair Campbell
Adrian Durham
Chris moyles
Piers Morgan
Any Leeds player from the ‘70’s
Anyone who intentionally hurts animals
Michael McIntyre.

My god, can’t believe how big my list is!!!

Thought I was reasonably chilled???

Ok, just one then. Chris Evans. And I wouldn’t stop punching until both he AND I are crying.

[aclaretinstevenage]

I hope Im not the bloke across the road from you (I may have got this wrong but hoping your from Stevenage ) If not challenge you to B&B with pints of Thwaites bitter chasers 7 of those you can punch me for free

I do indeed live in Stevenage so if your house is No 8 and you drive a Silver Kia Sorento you could be in trouble!!

[aclaretinstevenage]

I know it's wrong to punch women but I don't think I could stop myself if Katie Hopkins started balling out her shite in front of me.
A horrid women!

Yes of course, she could slot in to my list just below Mourinho!!

[Steve1956]

Wife would like to punch vordeman

My wife commented on this when I mentioned it to her....she said Rolf Harris

[kritichris]

I don't want to hit anyone but I'd quite happily sh!t on Boris johnson's face.

[boatshed bill]

I don't want to hit anyone but I'd quite happily sh!t on Boris johnson's face.

are you sure he wouldn't enjoy it?

[yTib]

richard hammond
mary portas
alan sugar
noel edmonds
anne robinson
nick knowles
sarah beeny
stephen fry
kirstie allsop
greg wallace
jilly ghoulden
huw edwards
christa ackroyd
robbie savage
simon cowell
caroline quentin
jeremy clarkson
that go compare wazzock
dom littlewood
alan davies
anybody that has ever appeared on never mind the buzzcocks ever
catherine tate
david walliams
russell howard
micky flanagan
danny wallace
john bishop
saira khan
mark dolan
gary barlow
ed sheeran
boris johnson
that wazzock off the top cash back adverts

[Hendrickxz]

Christa Ackroyd? You must live in Yorkshire? I used to work at the same place as her many years ago -- you wouldn't have smacked he in the gob then. You might have told her to shurrup though.....

[FactualFrank]

Martin Lewis.

[iowalan]

sarah millican grrrr

[FactualFrank]

sarah millican grrrr

Oh yes shes on the list for sure. How anybody can tolerate that voice is beyond me.

[FactualFrank]

Elton John.

[50 shades of Grey]

anyone from TOWIE (what a crock of shi te this is, I'm mean, what's it all about?)
Russell Brand
Shami Chakrabarti
David Dunn
Simon (toothless) Garner
That Biggins chap (what a chopper he is)
Jack Holden (I know, he's dead, still annoys me even now)
that woman and bloke off the toothpaste ad, where they're 'close' together on a crowded bus, inanely grinning at each other with perfect pearlies
Chris foo kin Tarrant
Chris foo kin Moyles
That Grimshaw character - 'grimmy' as they call him, it's not what I'd call him
'Superstar' DJ's (erm, you just spin a few records, whilst off yer ti ts, nowt to it really)
Sonia (that scouse singing thing, just made a comback apparently)
aled jones
noel edmonds
richard arnold GMTV blood's boiling now.....
Loose Women or whatever it's called, just pointless
all the commentators when England are playing
paul merson (thicker than whale spu nk)

that'll do for now, need a lie down after that.

[Claret-On-A-T-Rex]

The Queen.
Anyone who voted "Leave".