Purge List

aclaretinstevenage · Post by **aclaretinstevenage** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:41 pm

Listening to Simon Mayo interviewing Lee Child - Author of Jack Reacher thrillers - Mayo asked him if when writing the fight sequences he actually thought of himself fighting people he doesn't like. Lee Childs said Yes of course everyone has a list of people they would like to punch in the face if they had a free go. That rang true for me so I drew up a quick first list - there could be so many more.

So in no particular order - except the first one!!

Mourinho
Russell Brand
Deli Ali
Naomi Campbell
James Cordon
Anjem Choudhry
Grayson Perry
Tony Blair
Frankie Boyle
The bloke who lives opposite me

What about you?

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:43 pm

This could be a very interesting lively thread

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:46 pm

Might be best just to paste The Prick List.

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:53 pm

Piers Morgan (1 punch wouldn't be enough)
Gary Barlow
The bloke on the A64 last week who was beckoning me to pull over for a fight
A bloke in our village who cheated on his wife but nobody knows yet everyone thinks he's some kind of superdad

The Project Manager of my last contract
Mourinho
Anybody who jokes ''heard dyches gone to Everton''...

Piers Morgan
Peter Andre
The whole cast of 'The only way id Essex'
The whole cast of 'Made in Chelsea'
Gino D'Acampo
Robbie Williams
James Arthur

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:56 pm

Piers Morgan
Chris Moyles
Adrian Durham
Simon Garner
Russell Howard
Stephen Mulhern
Miranda Hart
Claudia Winkleman

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:01 pm

Gary Barlow would be first up against the wall!

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:03 pm

Spijed wrote:Gary Barlow would be first up against the wall!

Pardon..

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:07 pm

Spijed wrote:Gary Barlow would be first up against the wall!

There are specialist websites for that sort of behaviour

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:14 pm

Jonathan Ross
Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Any boxing MC who drawls out the boxer's name. Really gets on my mammaries.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:16 pm

Sutton-Claret wrote:There are specialist websites for that sort of behaviour

For clarification, I meant firing squad!

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:23 pm

Jedward
Nick Grimshaw
Jamie Oliver
The bloke who plays Mrs Brown in Mrs Brown's Boys
Sam Allardyce
Mark Pougatch

and many, many of the already nominated.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:25 pm

Nick Clegg,
Simon Garner,
Stephen Nolan,
Richard Bacon,
Jean Claude Juncker,
Owen Jones,
John " Fudge " Hutchinson, former Calder Vale Prop....

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:25 pm

James Corden

But I'm sure if faced by him I find him "charming" and we'd laugh loudly and become good chums.

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:28 pm

Stephen Hawking - So smug

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:29 pm

Oh yeah, forgot James Corden - I'd love to make him laugh on the other side of his face.

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:31 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Jonathan Ross
Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Any boxing MC who drawls out the boxer's name. Really gets on my mammaries.

And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As said by Russell Brand

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:35 pm

Just two lads I went to high school with.

Anyone else I can tolerate if I get to bury those two.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:40 pm

geopancake wrote:And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As said by Russell Brand

Like that one - good job I can't hear it or see it though as I would really be in a frenzy.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:41 pm

I met Frank Bruno last night.

Definitely not him, he would get back up and murder me.

He still looks fit and toned.

Now Graham Norton better watch out !

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:43 pm

Well I am surprised Ant & Dec are not on any list yet.

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:43 pm

Russel Howard
Tony Blair
Owen Jones
Beyonce
Russel Brand

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:44 pm

Norman Hunter, for Frank.
Piers Morgan
Russell Brand, should be Bland but he's certainly not funny.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:48 pm

jeez, a lot of very short lists !

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:50 pm

piston broke wrote:Norman Hunter, for Frank.
Piers Morgan
Russell Brand, should be Bland but he's certainly not funny.

On my list too

Shouldnt it read: Russell Brand, should be Bland because he's certainly not funny?

Just saying like

Right_winger · Post by **Right_winger** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:42 pm

Ok here goes,

Dianne Abbot,
Alex Salmond,
Neil Lennon,
Gerry Adams,
Cristiano Ronaldo,
Amir Khan,
Caroline Lucas,
Tony Bliar,
Lewis Hamilton.

nil_desperandum · Post by **nil_desperandum** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:42 pm

David Cameron
Russel Brand
Keith Lemon
Simon Garner
Graham Liver
and.... not mentioned so far (surprise) Owen Coyle

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:49 pm

Gary Lineker

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:07 pm

Imploding Turtle
Bin Ont Turf
Ablueclaret
KRBFC.....and Saxo

pureclaret · Post by **pureclaret** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:22 pm

I hope Im not the bloke across the road from you (I may have got this wrong but hoping your from Stevenage ) If not challenge you to B&B with pints of Thwaites bitter chasers 7 of those you can punch me for free

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:32 pm

Simon Cowell.
Simon Garner.
That smug t**t on radio blackburn whose roverrrrs commentary. Andy Base??
Piers Morgan.
The lazy f****r across the road who has never worked a day in his life.
Gary Barlow.
Gok Wan.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:40 pm

Life's too short.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:53 pm

Both Corbyn and Alistair Campbell have the sort of face you wouldn't get sick of kicking. So does Cherie Blair, Donald Trump, Barnier and Juncker. All of them want shooting.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:59 pm

Well thank God Christmas is coming and Good will to all men and that

hampsteadclaret · Post by **hampsteadclaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:43 am

Wot..no Garth Crooks or Chris Evans yet..?

I agree with every name on this list.

All those on the 'Pricks List' should be punched/rabbit punched as well..

- as should every judge on the X-factor, that dancing programme, and that other shiite programme where the judges may or may not turn their chairs around [give me strength]..that covers just about everyone.

+ Boris Johnson.

Pearcey · Post by **Pearcey** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:59 am

Jamie Oliver
Loads of politicians
Russell Brand
Quite a few blokes from work.

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:14 am

geopancake wrote:And here he is..........FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As said by Russell Brand

Jonathon Ross would do it better

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNKKKKKYYYYDDDDWWWWWWWUUUUUMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRDDDWWWWUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

alboclaret · Post by **alboclaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:39 am

Cant beleive David dunn is not on yet

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:41 am

alboclaret wrote:Cant beleive David dunn is not on yet

Who's he?

Suratclaret · Post by **Suratclaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:52 am

Kim Jong Un
John Bercow
Boris Johnson
Tony Blair
Chris Sutton
Garth Crooks
Graham Norton

NottsClaret · Post by **NottsClaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:41 am

Can’t think of anyone really. Sounds exhausting, getting angry about so many folk.

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:47 am

Jeremy Hunt.

Sometimes cockney rhyming slang just writes itself.

JegunClaret · Post by **JegunClaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:32 am

Richard Branson
Bono
Emily Thornberry
Anna Soubry
Alastair Campbell
Benedict Cumberbatch

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:47 am

Some common names cropping up.

These spring to mind:
James Corden
Russell Brand
Paul O Grady
As annoying as Mrs Brown is the person that plays her is actually a decent sort of bloke out of character. I avoid anything that the others appear in so I don't have to put up with them.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:49 am

Oh and Piers Morgan.

Hendrickxz · Post by **Hendrickxz** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:54 am

Graham Norton
Jools Holland
Jonathan Ross
Chris Packham
Nigel Evans
Anyone on Strictly
Adam Henson
Tony Blair
Any Welsh Politician
Nicola Sturgeon
Alec Salmond
Anybody wiv a savvan accent who can't pronounce "three"
Anyone who says" I'm like" every other word
Anyone who starts sentences with "So..."
People who constantly say "absolutely"
Martin Olsson (sp?)
The smarmy gets behind trade counters
Most "modern" comedians
Ricky Gervais most of all
Lord Sugar
Most smug football pundits
Anyone who says "I am not selling anything" when actually they bloody well are
People who ambush you in the street and try to extract money from you
People from round here who try to talk like they aren't
Ex public school know-alls
People who "know everything" about every subject
People who say the ale's alright when it tastes like ****

And that's just for starters!

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:38 am

Far too many to mention.

Stephen Fry: the new laws in the UK might as well be, if Fry says it, then it's true, because we're all a brainless set of dummies compared to anyone who went to Cambridge.

Philip Schofield: it almost feels like some people would never survive life without the guru wisdom of the silver haired anointed one. Holly sitting beside him, complete with confused look, only adds to the effect.

All Chris Evans, Chris Moyles, Posh, Cowell, Piers......celebs, that we apparently like to hate because they're the successful, types.

They signify the rise and normalization of the celebrity who has far more ego than talent.

Dum Spiro Spero · Post by **Dum Spiro Spero** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:46 am

Anyone who makes a list

smudge · Post by **smudge** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:50 am

Nigel Farage
Love to knock the smirk off that face.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:09 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:Jedward
Nick Grimshaw
Jamie Oliver
The bloke who plays Mrs Brown in Mrs Brown's Boys
Sam Allardyce
Mark Pougatch

and many, many of the already nominated.

Was just thinking there wasn't anyone that really annoyed me that much until I saw Nick Grimshaw's name. Don't know why but I really can't stand him & it isn't as though I listen to his radio show or see him on TV much.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:14 pm

smudge wrote:Nigel Farage
Love to knock the smirk off that face.

You heard his latest? Telling people not to listen to "clever people" who say smoking kills.