I posted this in the Matt Lowton thread but it was suggested that it needs its own thread. New chant:

Ben Mee, Wardy, Lowton and Tarkowski. They’re our defenders and they’re alright.
To the tune of Bend Me, Shake Me, Anyway you want me...

What do you reckon?

Sounds pretty good to me Fella , trouble is we sing everything at 500 miles an hour , so like most songs on the turf no one else can understand what were singing

I like it. It will also work if Longy or Charlie ever appear.

Tragic that we’re so lacking in imagination that we’re relying on supporters of other clubs to come up with chants for us.

Love it though.

Similar one that occurred to me s while since :

Tarkowski, tarkowski,
Stevie Ward, Ben Mee & Matty Lowton.

To the tune of Prince Charming.

jackie1971 wrote:Similar one that occurred to me s while since :

Tarkowski, tarkowski,
Stevie Ward, Ben Mee & Matty Lowton.

To the tune of Prince Charming.

I'll claim the royalties to that one :-

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Sorry Cheshireclaret , not sure if I had seen your post before or if it's a case of great minds think alike !

And yes . It does work !!!

How about to the tune of oh Christmas tree...

James Tarkowski James Tarkowski how,lovely are your... erm.... Branches?

Or James Tarkowski James Tarkowski Matt Lowton Steve Ward and Ben Mee

If you really want to get seasonal

O come, all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to Burnley
Come and behold Him
Michael Keane's replacement!

O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
Tarkowski

Or to gypsies tramps and thieves

Ben Mee Tarkowski
Wardy and Lowton
You can’t get past
Ben Mee Tarkowski
Wardy and Lowton

Love it.

Much better than 'Deeefence, Deeefence' as per the NFL.

Here's an imaginative one. "You're ***. You're really *******. And your mother's ugly." Just fill in the blanks. Easy.