Plenty of Claret fish ...

[bfccrazy]

Rules are simple - Pick ANY poster .... then using whatever vibe you get from them you can make a short paragraph which you feel would sum them up if used on a dating profile.

Rather than just abuse - try and keep it light hearted or witty please.

[Rick_Muller]

this could be fun...

[ClaretAndJew]

Do me first

[bfccrazy]

Do me first

Short and sweet -

Looking for a lady with a car as I will never be able to pick you up in mine.

[HatfieldClaret]

Short and sweet -

Looking for a lady with a car as I will never be able to pick you up in mine. Please send photo of car.

[RMutt]

Do me first

I thought the idea was for other people to write it for you.

[starting_11]

Imploding Turtle

"I live in my mothers basement and have an unhealthy collection of my computer"

Edit: Profile pic is his Eve Online avatar

[pushpinpussy]

ill do KRBFC

unemployed and mentally handicapped but otherwise a real catch

[bfccrazy]

Imploding Turtle

"I live in my mothers basement and have an unhealthy collection of my computer"

We can go on a date but I will require solid references.

[starting_11]

UpTheBeeHole

Nothing written but has a "I'm with Corbin" profile pic.

[FactualFrank]

Do me first

Thats my profile.

[Holmeclaret]

I thought the idea was for other people to write it for you.

#6

[Sidney1st]

ABC - ask me anything you want, I'll never give you a straight answer and I'll never come and see you.

[HatfieldClaret]

Ringo

I'm right on Brexit, but for just all the wrong reasons.

[SammyBoy]

Rowls - Not picky, but the suitable candidate must be able to kick it with the host of liberal, multiracial friends and acquaintances I have over here in France.

[Goobs]

pushpinpussy

Looking for an imaginary girlfriend to get along with my imaginary neighbours

[whiffa]

ClaretTony

I'm the boss, the top dog. I'll always have the inside story, but can never tell you what it is - just trust me.

(Don't ban me please)

[CnBtruntru]

ABC - ask me anything you want, I'll never give you a straight answer and I'll never come and see you.

That's only because he doesn't know where Burnley is

[Hipper]

Redbeard.

An admirable fellow who sails both ways but has a penchant for coloured birds.

[quoonbeatz]

ringo

Bring out yer dead... Bring out yer dead.


admittedly, it's a fairly niche dating site.

[RingoMcCartney]

ringo

Bring out yer dead... Bring out yer dead.


admittedly, it's a fairly niche dating site.

Missed a trick there. I'd be.

Hi ladies! Looking for Mr Far Right?

[RingoMcCartney]

Imploding Turtles Head-

Looking for a non gender specific being, to share the code for the Turtle Bunker security pad with.

[Darthlaw]

Sidney1st - Unlucky in love and looking for Miss Right, with a good sense of humour and preferably does not own any knives.

[Goobs]

KRBFC

Looking for a masseuse to show me the ropes as I spend most of my time rubbing people up the wrong way.

[BleedingClaret]

Leisure

I love to travel, and like eating out & going to live events all over the country
small print....
Coach will cost you on £25 on average, and will periodically set on fire, yes it is a Wetherspoons again, I have shares and whats wrong with a day trip to Bournemouth for an outdoor event on a an Autumnal evening.

[starting_11]

Starting 11...

"11 inches...

AROUND!"

[Rick_Muller]

Starting 11...

"11 inches...

AROUND!"

Is that your head circumference?

[starting_11]

yes

...and shaft

[Sidney1st]

Sidney1st - Unlucky in love and looking for Miss Right, with a good sense of humour and preferably does not own any knives.

Well timed..I'm sat round the ex missus house seeing my daughter and laughing at this..

I'm waiting for the inevitable question of what am I laughing at

[starting_11]

Ambrose;

"PAYPAL £2 TO VIEW PROFILE PIC"

[Goobs]

yes

...and shaft

Most people call it a neck