Now I want to start a boring repetitive thread on the matter. I have got a few ace cards -spin off facts with minimal relevance to the debate but will bolster my credibility as looking remotely knowledgeable in the 'row' ahead.
It all surrounds this messageboard and the rise (this is a lie here there isn't a rise, people will pull and quote this and either totally degrade me or come at me with cyber threats . It can go either way) in serious threads debating different subjects that breakdown often into slanging matches.
Professional statistical analysts at INSO have concluded that the rise (which could be as high as 21.3% after 4.12 pm on weekday evenings) in people arguing about nothing and getting angry in meaningless and endless debates is in fact (not a fact) - Due to the Burnley FC doing really well.
We only have to go back to January 1882 and see when had a record League victory: 9–0 v Darwen, Division 1,
A police report by a sergeant constable Bill Shutt can be read below.
'The feyting was unfathomable int ale houses all over town by end a neyt. It were barmy to think aĺl these friends ont terraces who had stood together were now knocking shiiite out of each other after such a bloody good win over them horse aris messing muckys downt road'
So are we seeing the early correlation between working class towns football teams having success and the natural urge for people to moan argue and resolve debate by one means or another when the football couldn't be whinged about. Lets reference a time when fans were happy and united as one and jump to May 9, 1987, Burnley 2 Leyton Orient 1 FOUNDER members of the Football League, Burnley were 90 minutes from dropping out of it on the final day of the season. In a football sense Burnley had never been so low but in morale its people had never been so unified on the terraces and after the game a sense of pride at the new start ahead and at the inevitable rise from the bottom which would surely happen? No complaining no debating football afterwards just relief , pride in each other and utter joy.
So as it appears in this department of M.N.I. graph below you can see how happiness is realised when one realises what they have .
This problem with football fans being unhappy when their team does well because they start to disect every other inch of their lives is now proven to be a global issue across history as these images below prove .
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(All images provided and with courtesy from the IA football galleries)
So as you can see the information provided and without going into any real depth or knowledge it has proven that everyone's being knobs because the teams doing well ,arguing and debating things because they cant slate anything bfc related and the same the protectors of the BFC institution have nothing to defend.
A petition signed by three people for an additional message board named the 'badlands' for none football topic has been handed to CT ( which I can confirm he hasn't authorised or even seen) and should hopefully be available after our next win.(curse dont speak of next win 72 match losing streak will be my fault )
I would like to thank all of my reference sources for information provided the INSO, M.N.I., IA
If I have offended anyody then good. And to declare nothing in this post is real or matters it has no reference to any individuals on this board even if i blatently meant it.
Godbless goodnight/morning Dr's Monday sort this sleep thing out.
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