Lying on the Super-King size bed, with his $1,000,000 in $50 bills staring at him from his opened briefcase, a glass of Dom Perignon Champagne in his hand and the two young ladies in question approaching him seductively, he reached for the house phone..
" Is that reception ? This mattress is far too soft and frankly the less said about this fizzy Pop, the better ! I'd like a Bene and hot, with two packets of Pork Scratchings, and be sharp about it !! "
