'Uddersfield versus Mighty Clarets

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:30 pm

The Clarets are roaring and keen to claim all the points today. Madge is fired up and ready to do her bit. Let's all get behind the lads and see them home.

End the year on the high we have earned.

Come on you Clarets!

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:40 pm

I wonder if Madge knows that she is our pin up mascot? Why don't you write to her Ian and let her know, it has been a few seasons now.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:52 pm

Write to her ? She lives in the cupboard under his stairs,,,,,

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:00 pm

HatfieldClaret wrote:Write to her ? She lives in the cupboard under his stairs,,,,,

....and I thought she lived in Todmorden under Holy Custard's stairs lol .

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:17 pm

The Enclosure wrote:....and I thought she lived in Todmorden under Holy Custard's stairs lol .

Yes, Ian only borrows her for match days. She is returned to his Holiness after.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:24 pm

I’ve seen her working on Holy Custard’s DVD Stall on Tod Indoor Market.

Belgianclaret · Post by **Belgianclaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:30 pm

Any special Madge dance to close the year Ian?

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:31 pm

After too much cheese for supper, Madge and a young Ursula Andress appeared in one of my dreams over the festive period! I can't recall the precise details but I do remember smiling alot !

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:41 pm

Belgianclaret wrote:Any special Madge dance to close the year Ian?

A lovely tune for you, BC !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6NrWsaZU8

Belgianclaret · Post by **Belgianclaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:03 pm

Clarets4me wrote:A lovely tune for you, BC !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6NrWsaZU8

Thanks, that's more like it !

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:05 pm

Burnley: Pope, Bardsley, Long, Mee, Taylor, Berg Gudmundsson, Cork, Defour, Arfield, Hendrick, Barnes,

Subs: Anders Lindegaard (22), Matthew Lowton (2), Nahki Wells (21), Ashley Westwood (18), Dean Marney (8), Jonathan Walters (19), Sam Vokes (9)

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:08 pm

No Wood.
Barnes has done well recently though.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:12 pm

Get Nahki Wells on.......old boys returning always bag a goal or two (unless it’s Shackell!)

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:27 pm

The kids are in bed, the missus is her usual grumpy self on the sofa BUT I have procured 2 bottles of the finest Chimay in honour of OLd Trafford`s free-kick specialist, the one and only, Steven Defour.

Come on Burnley, wrap up this magnificent year in style!!!!!!!!

snapcrackleandpop · Post by **snapcrackleandpop** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:31 pm

Sat in Outback bar in Benidorm 80 degrees and full of Clatets, happy days.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:34 pm

Cheers Hiroshima
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IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:35 pm

Good afternoon everyone. It's sunny and mild here in Barcelona. Couldn't catch the last game due to Boxing Day commitments and all that jazz. I know, I know...it's no excuse. But I'm here today and ready to cheer on a thrilling 0-1 Burnley win.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:39 pm

Jimmymaccer wrote:Get Nahki Wells on.......old boys returning always bag a goal or two (unless it’s Shackell!)

Shackell did bag one on his return and bloomin funny it was too

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:41 pm

Afternoon all from what is a cloudy , cold and somewhat crap sort of day here in Galway .
Now can't really bitch too much as myself and Mrs Tribes spent 19 hours trying to get home form Stansted a few days ago due to an inch of snow on the runway .......................
Now as for today going to be very close and one goal will win it , so step forward Mr Long as this is his day .

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:48 pm

The Enclosure wrote:Cheers Hiroshima
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Chimay `Red` is one of the finest ales in the world. Cheers!!!! かんぱい！！！！

derryclaret · Post by **derryclaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:49 pm

Afternoon from a sunny day in Derry although storm Dylan is fast approaching with a blowing wind.
Confidence is high and with Walters on the bench he could be the man to take the 3 pts UTC

Clevedon Claret · Post by **Clevedon Claret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:56 pm

Afternoon All.

COME ON YOU CLARETS.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:56 pm

Good afternoon fellow Clarets. Let's hope it's a better match than the first leg but 3 points are all that matter.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:57 pm

Where's Chris Wood? Has he picked up an injury?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:58 pm

I'm sat in the pub watching Soccer Saturday.
The last time I was in here, it was the Lincoln game.

Apologies in advance.

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:59 pm

Come on you Clarets...............

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:59 pm

Minute of applause and then we'll be underway!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:59 pm

A special Madge twirl for those who commented early on.
Come on Burnley

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:59 pm

Always fun listening to a stream in Arabic. But no Tarko-whiskey today. Shame. However, we do have Poppy in goal.

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:00 pm

Minutes applause. Always seems disrespectful to me.

Clevedon Claret · Post by **Clevedon Claret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:00 pm

we're off

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:01 pm

We're off

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:01 pm

got up in time....just

icu81b4 · Post by **icu81b4** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:01 pm

Afternoon everyone, ... Come on you Clarets

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:02 pm

Good Morning to you all from a cold and wet Vancouver

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:03 pm

Chelsea 1 Stoke 0

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:05 pm

Liverpool 0 Leicester 1

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:05 pm

Leicester 1 - 0 Liverpool

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:05 pm

I bet MOTD already have this pencilled in as the last game for tonight's show.

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:06 pm

COME ON BURNLEY!

This Arabic commentator says Burnley with a B'burn accent - Burrrrnley

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:06 pm

Udders hands all over Ash and the p1llock gives hand ball to them!!!!!!!!!!

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:07 pm

IndigoLake wrote:Liverpool 0 Leicester 1

VVD has a big job on his hands coming into that defence.

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:08 pm

next foul yellow for ASH

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:08 pm

Chelsea 2 - 0 Stoke

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:09 pm

Afternoon all.

COME ON UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CLARETS!!

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:09 pm

Foulthrow wrote:I bet MOTD already have this pencilled in as the last game for tonight's show.

and only because they are contracted to include it

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:09 pm

Save by Pope. 2 successive Hudds corners. Not come to anything.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:10 pm

P1llock calls Ben over for a word about Ash.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:10 pm

tiger76 wrote:VVD has a big job on his hands coming into that defence.

They're awful defensively. van Dijk might change that but I doubt it - more down to coaching and tactics than anything!

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:11 pm

What the **** is wrong with the ref?