Song for Nkoudou

[cricketfieldclarets]

Nkodou dou dou to Gudmundsson back to Mee
Nkodou dou dou to Gudmundsson back to Mee
To Defour to Jack Cork knock it around and then to Vokes
To Matt Lowton on the right who'll set up our Ashley...

Fits perfectly woth the 4 lines of the chorus to Agadou. Line 4 is a different pace to the first 3 which may confuse the speed singers. If you dont mind a dubious search history click link tp see what I mean for line 4...

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[claretlegend]

To the Heartbeat theme tune...

GK, GK Nkoudou runs down the wing for me... da da da da da, da da da da da (repeat)

[ClaretTony]

The N at the start of his surname is silent - pronounced KU-DU

[claretlegend]

Although I do like the Agadou effort Cricketfieldclarets

[cricketfieldclarets]

The N at the start of his surname is silent - pronounced KU-DU

Not in Burnley its not. (Burnley with a non silent B)

[Blackrod]

OP I like it. There's some poor attempts at songs but NKoudou is perfect for the Agadoo song. Will the locals get their heads around the lyrics though ? I'm looking forward to hearing all the different attempts at his name

[ClaretTony]

Not in Burnley its not. (Burnley with a non silent B)

OK - he doesn't pronounce the N

[Blackrod]

I seem to remember Peter Ndlovu 'a name being pronounce 'N love' with an N.

[Rileybobs]

I think in African languages the ‘n’ at the beginning of a word is pronounced as a click. I might be chatting shite though.

[piston broke]

Like it CFC but am concerned as to WTF put Agadoo into your head?

[TheOriginalLongsider]

Don’t be clever. Just change Nkoudou for Agadoo and keep the original lyrics and everyone will sing it !

[MACCA]

Nkoudou do do push pineapple shake a tree
Nkoudou do do came coz Brady broke his knee
On the left on the right giving defenders the fright
Pace to burn with a trick, bet he's got a massive d1ck!

Sang like Agadoo

[cricketfieldclarets]

Like it CFC but am concerned as to WTF put Agadoo into your head?

4 hours on the m6 does a lot to a mans brain.

[Longsider]

Nkoudou do do push pineapple shake a tree
Nkoudou do do came coz Brady broke his knee
On the left on the right giving defenders the fright
Pace to burn with a trick, bet he's got a massive d1ck!

Sang like Agadoo

Ha ha ha ha.

[piston broke]

Don’t be clever. Just change Nkoudou for Agadoo and keep the original lyrics and everyone will sing it !

You're probably right but in the current climate it would stir up allsorts of racist conotations.

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody


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[bob-the-scutter]

[john'sroseyspecs]

You're probably right but in the current climate it would stir up allsorts of racist conotations.

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody


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It's Blacklace not blackface.

[JohnMac]

The only thing currently springing to mind is
'Who the f*****g hell are you'?

No doubt everyone else knows everything about him though...

I hope he is a good 'un and can help us back to winning ways.

[Vegas Claret]

jesus, people can't even sing "Sean Dyche's Claret and Blue army" correctly - I wish CC all the best with that!

[Indecisive]

Drop the big dick line.

Can't be arsed with another l'equipe/Indy article on us.

[dpinsussex]

The N at the start of his surname is silent - pronounced KU-DU

KU -DU you think you are. Burnley , Burnley

[ClaretAL]

we cant say your name
we cant say your naaaame
nnnnkkkuooddoodudi
we cant say your name

[IAmAClaret]

Got a name made for this -> https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY

"We've got Georges N-kou-dou"

Simple. If pronouncing correctly, "Ku-Du",You'll need to find an extra syllable somewhere!

[LoveCurryPies]

Nkoudou do do push pineapple shake a tree
Nkoudou do do came coz Brady broke his knee
On the left on the right giving defenders the fright
Pace to burn with a trick, bet he's got a massive d1ck!

Sang like Agadoo

You serious?

[MACCA]

You serious?

Serious in what way?

[CFS]

Your just a s**t Dane Richard
S**t Dane Richard
Your just a s**t Dane Richard

[Chuckypad]

Nkoudou do do came coz Brady broke his knee

[LoveCurryPies]

Serious in what way?

Well maybe your words:
“...bet he's got a massive d1ck!”

Usual racist stereotype?

[karatekid]

We can't write songs
We can't write songs
We're Burnley FC
And we can't write songs.


Ken dodds dad's dog died
I don't know why
But it was nothing to do with
Georges Kevin Nkoudou

[Inchysince93]

To the Heartbeat theme tune...

GK, GK Nkoudou runs down the wing for me... da da da da da, da da da da da (repeat)

This

[MACCA]

Well maybe your words:
“...bet he's got a massive d1ck!”

Usual racist stereotype?

Usual racist stereotype?



Yeah, good one. I was clearly aiming to be racist whilst makig some 30 seconds, quicky thought up rhyme with Agadoo.