Mighty Clarets versus Manchester United

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:48 am

I am on the road early tomorrow, so leave you with Madge to fire up the match day following.

Big day for us Clarets.

Come on you Clarets!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:58 am

I'm sorry Ian but we've moved away from Madge because she's riddled with tattoos and the small matter that she's French (UptheBeehole has just got an erection at that).

We've moved on to our Kate, or Kudge if you want.

Happy safe travelling Ian.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:32 am

Isle of Man Clarets on their way, just at the airport.........who’d have thought it a few years ago, Clarets v Manure, whilst our neighbours have a “big one” at the Highbury!!!!!

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:01 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:I'm sorry Ian but we've moved away from Madge because she's riddled with tattoos and the small matter that she's French (UptheBeehole has just got an erection at that).

We've moved on to our Kate, or Kudge if you want.

Happy safe travelling Ian.

NO . There is only one Madge. Not some old tart stinking of fag Ash.

JimmyMac'sMate · Post by **JimmyMac'sMate** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:18 am

Good morning everybody another great day to be a claret utc

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:27 am

Was listening to 2BR on the internet at 0800 and the sports news section the lady said “Burnley have Man U at the Turf today and Rovers are away at Fleetwood Town”
Wow we have come a long way

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IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:23 am

Madge is a wholesome animated gif!
The gif that keeps on giving!

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:33 pm

I'm with BOT on this one.

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:01 pm

Pope, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor, Bardsley, Cork, Arfield, Defour, Hendrick, Berg Gudmundsson, Barnes
Subs: Lindegaard, Long, Lowton, Nkoudou, Westwood, Vokes, Wells

de Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Young, Jones, Lingard, Martial, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Lukaku
Subs: Romero, Rojo, Shaw, Fellaini, McTominay, Herrera, Rashford

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:04 pm

For the first time I seriously have to question the line up. Hendrick ????

KefkaClaret · Post by **KefkaClaret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:05 pm

No chance we are scoring today

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:08 pm

KefkaClaret wrote:No chance we are scoring today

Where the "Dislike" button?

bfc1984 · Post by **bfc1984** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:09 pm

KefkaClaret wrote:No chance we are scoring today

bet you 100% we do!

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:11 pm

Wot'appn this day?

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:13 pm

Let's hope Hendrick shows why he is worth his place today. Would have put Lowton in today.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:16 pm

I would have started Lowton today. Bardsley done ok and I backed him,
but he's had a couple of poor games and now I think Lowton should start.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:17 pm

Hendrick will score first today, I’ve just told Mr Coral.

Reecey1987 · Post by **Reecey1987** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:22 pm

Mourinho talking rubbish again last night on sky saying that he thinks shaw is the best left back in the league and then goes and drops him

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:23 pm

Reecey1987 wrote:Mourinho talking rubbish again last night on sky

Could have just left it there

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:25 pm

Right c'mon Burnley. I've had enough of this not winning malarky. We are the bestest team in the land. We win today. No if no buts. We win!! Jeff if you're there. Pull ya finger out and score at least 2.

Thankyou Boys
Go get em!!

PS. I love you

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:31 pm

how many minutes until Young dives ? I'm going 3 mins 14 seconds

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:34 pm

Am watching on Sportrocks and on the NBC channel - they have one of our subs as Andre Gray !!!

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4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:35 pm

NBCSn have just showed our team selection today with Andre Gray on the bench.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:36 pm

I'm sorry but that line up is awful, and I hate to be critical.

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:36 pm

Lets hope he can come on and score

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:40 pm

SussexDon1inIreland wrote:Am watching on Sportrocks and on the NBC channel - they have one of our subs as Andre Gray !!!

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Secret deal yesterday?!

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:41 pm

Who's this Andre Gray bloke?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:43 pm

SussexDon1inIreland wrote:Am watching on Sportrocks and on the NBC channel - they have one of our subs as Andre Gray !!!

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Maybe they got their information from The Sun. Is Nkoudou or Wells missing?

Gnulty · Post by **Gnulty** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:45 pm

2-1 Burnley, Arfield and N'Koudou. No worries and UTC!

derryclaret · Post by **derryclaret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:50 pm

Afternoon from a sunny but cold day in Derry, snow on the hills. Making no rash predictions today, just want a good performance from all and I'd take a point gladly.UTC

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:55 pm

Burnley 1 Man U 0 = 23/1

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claretandblue1989 · Post by **claretandblue1989** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:57 pm

Today would be a great day for N'Koudou to get off the mark. An assist or a goal from him would be lovely.

Clevedon Claret · Post by **Clevedon Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:00 pm

Good afternoon all from a cold and wet Somerset.

LETS GET INTO 'EM.

COME ON BURNLEY
COME ON BURNLEY
COME ON BURNLEY

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:05 pm

Hi all. Sad to see an old aquaintance of mine listed on CTs In Memorium post.
RIP all lost Clarets and Cyrille Regis.

Now let's get stuck into these whores and stuff em

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:07 pm

Arsenal 1 Palace 0

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:08 pm

Free header for Tarks..........and hopeless

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:08 pm

JRod puts WBA 1 up

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:09 pm

Corrrrrrrrrrr!

This has got it all.

Chimneys, dark skies, bit o' snow.

BBC will be loving this on MOTD later.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:10 pm

Everton 0 WBA 1

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:11 pm

Arsenal 2 up

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:11 pm

Pogbas a bit of a twunt isnt she.

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:14 pm

They look a bit vulnerable at the back

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:14 pm

3-0 Arsenal

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:14 pm

starting_11 wrote:Pogbas a bit of a twunt isnt she.

Hope he goes easy on us though.

icu81b4 · Post by **icu81b4** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:20 pm

Struggling to find a good stream today .... COYC

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:21 pm

icu81b4 wrote:Struggling to find a good stream today .... COYC

http://www.cricfree.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ont net or nbcsn & tsn4 on modbro

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:22 pm

Arsenal now have 4

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:23 pm

4-0 Arsenal

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:24 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:4-0 Arsenal

I've been 1 behind you since the second. Was your third disallowed?

no it's just popped up

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:28 pm

Unlucky Jeff