Things that you just dont "get".....

[tim_noone]

Houseboys.... God invented women for such duties!

[houseboy]

Films where the main star is playing a policeman of some description and no matter how old they are, there is always a scene where they chase some young kid on foot, wearing flat shoes and manage to catch up to them without being out of breath in the slightest. Following this they will go alone into a bar full of massive sweaty bikers and manage to intimidate all of them just because they happen to be a policeman.

TJ Hooker on TV years ago. Shatner must have been about 60 when he made that and he could have caught Usain Bolt.

[Hopey]

Cricket

People who like cricket tend to be know-it-all upholders.

If I meet someone who likes cricket, I’ve learned just to politely end the conversation and walk away - because further down the line you’ll learn that they’re a traffic warden or they work in some pretend management position regarding health and safety or something... obsessed with rules.

People who don't like cricket.

[Walton]

Star Wars
Marvel
DC


Manchild central.

[RingoMcCartney]

Why Stockport County are called Stockport County.

It's not a county.........

[ŽižkovClaret]

Why Stockport County are called Stockport County.

It's not a county.........

Undoubtedly shite, maybe

[RingoMcCartney]

Why people are always so keen to jump in and correct you when you say "Notts Forest" I know you should only says "Notts" when referring to County but the glee with which some people jump down your throat you'd think it was a hanging offence. It's not like anybody doesn't know what you mean. Let it go for ***** sake!

[RingoMcCartney]

Undoubtedly shite, maybe

Undoubtedly confused. They probably still think they're our rivals!

Mind you, around the same time Blackburn fans were regularly claiming they were Man U's sworn enemy.

To this day, still not sure who were the more deluded !

[Jeffbfc]

Boobs, fighting, shagging, more boobs, more fighting, more shagging all followed up with a big dragon
How can you not get into it?

Sidney was on about Game of Thrones.
But isn't that most young blokes life story up to getting married.

[Jeffbfc]

Scrappy Doo.

[holdyourfire]

People that say LIKE every other word.

[Sidney1st]

Sidney was on about Game of Thrones.
But isn't that most young blokes life story up to getting married.

Not all of that was what I got up to as a young man.

[Chobulous]

Not all of that was what I got up to as a young man.

Then you've obviously had a wasted life

[midlander63]

Harry Potter - Let's be honest it's just for kids.
JRR Tolkien - For big kids. Once forced to read The Hobbit in English Lit. Most boring book I've ever read.
Shawshank Redemption - Seems to be everyone else's favourite movie! I mean it's OK but overrated.

[KateR]

Fresh Tomatoes
Video/Computer Games
Lager
Frumpy Clothes
Not having a sense of Humour
Rap

[FactualFrank]

People who have little or no common sense.

Sometimes I feel like I have super powers, it's that rare.

[KateR]

I forgot about Cricket, also put American football and Basketball in the same bracket, who watches this stuff and why? O, let's add darts and snooker to it as well while am on a role

[CoolClaret]

Petite Bourgouise buying luxury items like watches... Like dude, it's a watch

[KLClaret]

Trolley leaning in supermarkets. Walk you fat f##k. Also, people who eat stuff and then scan the empty wrapper, you can't be that hungry FFS

[Smallpaul]

Handshakes that involve twisty wrists,finger rubbing/clicks, spins, flicks & poses.