My sheds gone walkies!!

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My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by LordBob » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:17 pm

Looked through an upstairs back window and something didn't look right couldn't put my finger on it at first but then I realised I could see a section of fence I hadn't seen for years ah! the sheds gone blown to the other side of the garden there wasn't much in it, thank goodness anyway I've tethered it upside down until better weather, check yer sheds !!

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Dyched » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:19 pm

I thought you’d got confused in the snow and taken your shed for walk rather than the dog.

I am relieved.
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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by jdrobbo » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:32 pm

Ahmyshedgone?
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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:04 pm

It's the end of the garden as we know it, Jim.
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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:06 pm

This is why anyone's shed should have a healthy ballast of jazz mags and stockpiled supermarket special offer booze :)

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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:08 pm

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by CHEWBACCA » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:21 pm

Did Barbara Woodhouse steal it ?

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by IanMcL » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:53 pm

There was that chap from Monty Python known as 2 sheds.

But he only had one.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Darnhill Claret » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:21 pm

Arthur Jackson???

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Dressinggown » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:43 pm

As a teenager I had a party at my parent's house whilst they were on holiday and at some point during the evening our Conservatory was stolen.

My discussions with my family and the Police were interesting to say the least.

I also tried to hide that there had been a major conflagration in the spare bedroom.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:07 am

Just noticed that half of the roofing felt has disappeared on mine and my shed was new last year.

Not surprised, the winds have been incredible overnight and still is.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by taio » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:12 am

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Just noticed that half of the roofing felt has disappeared on mine and my shed was new last year.

Not surprised, the winds have been incredible overnight and still is.
Shed roofs are like women - if you don't nail them properly they end up next door.
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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Caernarfon_Claret » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:01 am

Dyched wrote:I thought you’d got confused in the snow and taken your shed for walk rather than the dog.

I am relieved.

A bit of a drag.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Caernarfon_Claret » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:04 am

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Just noticed that half of the roofing felt has disappeared on mine and my shed was new last year.

Not surprised, the winds have been incredible overnight and still is.
That happened to us last year, but we constantly get high winds.

Insurance companies always doubt us, but when they check weather reports they soon change their minds.

Roof tiles are another problem.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:15 am

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Just noticed that half of the roofing felt has disappeared on mine and my shed was new last year.

Not surprised, the winds have been incredible overnight and still is.
And it gets worse, just noticed now I am up that about 6 panes have blown out and smashed in my greenhouse. I have some plants in a heated propagator so gonna have to shift those to the garage.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by Lancasterclaret » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:02 am

About to launch a family hunt for our recycling boxes, and the garden fence has been blown backwards.

On the plus side, the trampoline has survived the night

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by evensteadiereddie » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:53 am

Ah well, it has its ups and downs.

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:13 am

My God, who in their right mind would name a dog Shed?

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Re: My sheds gone walkies!!

Post by houseboy » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:35 am

I was out this morning fastening part of the fence to the shed before it was ripped away. Fix it at weekend. The shed's fine. Didn't take the dog for a walk last night though, or the shed.

How the hell does someone STEAL a conservatory?

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