Ha Ha Ha Watford?

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:46 pm

To be honest I'd rather be in 14th playing like we do than be 8th playing like Burnley. And I mean that.

Can't even get the positions correct.

The only upside to that is that Burnley might sneak into the Europa League for next year, and hopefully the extra games will see them relegated

Mine's a pint!

Burnley are a ******* dickheads and all. Writhing about from every feint touch. **** team. Can’t wait to watch the assholes get stuffed by some eastern european goat shaggers in the europa qualifiers.

Someone's not happy.

Burnley really are football parasites though, absolutely no interest in playing football or attacking us at all until they leech a couple of goals off of us.

No one likes us!

When Burnley equalised, I turned to my son and said we'll lose this now.

Get the Lottery put on man.

People crying about Burnley need to get a grip. Dyche is a winner. He's built a side that play to win football matches and Burnley are everything that we aren't- united in spirit, hard-working, committed to the club and evolving each season.

Who wants to live in Burnley? Anyone?

Folk with strong jaws.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:52 pm

It would be impossible to estimate how much time and energy we invest in trying to fix, change and deny our emotions - especially the ones that shake us at our very core, like hurt, jealousy, loneliness, shame, rage and grief.

Debbie Ford

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:55 pm

I particularly enjoyed the comment with regards to those that interfere with goats

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:00 pm

Who wants too live in Watford? What a dump. Burnley is surrounded by some of the greatest scenery in England.

Goodclaret · Post by **Goodclaret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:01 pm

I honestly think Watford fans are one of the most whingiest (yes, it's a word

) set of fans ever. Everyone cheats apart from them. They mustn't see Richarlason on a regular basis, obviously.

Watford can do one. They are a shocking club with their dodgy owners sacking each manager. Luckily for us they got rid of Dyche. We win. F you Hornet boys

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:04 pm

Pstotto wrote:Who wants too live in Watford? What a dump. Burnley is surrounded by some of the greatest scenery in England.

It's time you came home lad and got away from that Southern everyday madness.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:11 pm

I hate it down here but there's not much of a life for me in Burnley. I tried for twelve years to live back there after university and it was a disaster.

Shore claret · Post by **Shore claret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:17 pm

I get a perverse sort of pleasure from how much it pisses people off when we turn them over.

dales_claret · Post by **dales_claret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:17 pm

Taken off Twitter tonight...what a knob

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Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:18 pm

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hohohohohohohohohoh, yeah! Awesome!!!!!

7decades · Post by **7decades** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:19 pm

As I walked back to the car I was alongside a Watford Father telling his Watford son as to what a crap manager Dyche is. Thats why Watford sacked him, who wants to watch football like that every week, even Stoke were slightly better than Burnley. Who can watch football like that? Thats why Dyche will never manager any other team other than Burnley.The goalkeeper is told to lump the ball upfield every time he has the ball, what rubbish football.

Had I included every swear word he spoke in-between the above report this post would have been 9 times longer than it is.

Anyway I shall forgive him because we *(^$^@**!)B!!** WON and look forward to a EUROPEAN TOUR !!

Mattster · Post by **Mattster** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:20 pm

You've got to love the irony of a thread that starts off having a dig at Burnley for voting for Brexit and later makes ends up with a comment about "eastern european goat shaggers".

Or all the comments about how they'd rather lose and play like they do than win and play like us, whilst endlessly whining about their players, performance, manager etc.

Nom nom nom.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:20 pm

Shore claret, last season it was every MOTD. And this as well. I hope someone's kept all the clips of the disgruntled losing managers being interviewed, it would make a great spliced rave video-tune/comic take.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:21 pm

Pstotto wrote:I hate it down here but there's not much of a life for me in Burnley. I tried for twelve years to live back there after university and it was a disaster.

Obviously I don't know about your family or financial side of things, but if you hate it down there then maybe it's worth giving Burnley another go? It's got to have changed a bit since you finished University.

Don't worry about the football, I'll buy you a season ticket.

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:25 pm

Shore claret wrote:I get a perverse sort of pleasure from how much it pisses people off when we turn them over.

I get the horn....pure and simple.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:25 pm

Nope. N.O. Not as things stand. I visit two of three times a year and just the weather change from Euston to Preston is enough to kill off my hope in life. Love the scenery and watching Burnley, mind.

levraiclaret · Post by **levraiclaret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:36 pm

Yeh, but the human climate is much warmer in Burnley.

Admission: I haven't lived there for 40 years mind.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:40 pm

I genuinely love threads like this. Usually modern Premier League fans with no idea about football history (Chelsea spring to mind) whinging that scruffy Northern oiks like us dare to take points of them.

It's understandable from fans who've never known anything other than finishing in the top four of the PL, but when ******* Watford fans start, it's hilarious. Who the **** do they think they are?

whentheballmoves · Post by **whentheballmoves** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:44 pm

Delusions of grandeur are awful in footy fans!

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:46 pm

People who say that they wouldn't live in Burnley have either never been or have only made the short trip from the M65 to Turf Moor

Burnley is amazing, stunning scenery within 10 minutes drive in any direction. Why did I ever leave?

Watford on the other hand is a dump whichever direction you are facing

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:49 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Who the **** do they think they are?

There could be a TV programme about that. Where people delve into the history, in the hope of finally revealing something of worth.

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:11 pm

To be fair, some parts of Watford are really pleasant - the road out being my personal favourite

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:31 pm

levraiclaret wrote:Yeh, but the human climate is much warmer in Burnley.

Admission: I haven't lived there for 40 years mind.

It's changed a bit since then.....

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:50 pm

Watford = footballing no-marks.

File alongside Middlesbrough and Brighton.

PWBFC · Post by **PWBFC** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:12 am

‘Without doubt the worst team I’ve seen in my 45 years of going to Vicarage Road’

Some people

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:20 am

PWBFC wrote:‘Without doubt the worst team I’ve seen in my 45 years of going to Vicarage Road’
Some people

Not nice. Especially about your own club.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:33 am

The best thing about Watford, is that it isn't Luton !!

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:46 am

Croydon Claret wrote:People who say that they wouldn't live in Burnley have either never been or have only made the short trip from the M65 to Turf Moor

Burnley is amazing, stunning scenery within 10 minutes drive in any direction. Why did I ever leave?

Watford on the other hand is a dump whichever direction you are facing

Watford is a dump. If you live in London there is no reason why you would want to venture in that direction. But, to be fair, Croydon, so is Croydon.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:50 am

have a watch if watford fan tv on youtube, some very complimentary fans on there tbh

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:16 am

TheFamilyCat wrote:I genuinely love threads like this. Usually modern Premier League fans with no idea about football history (Chelsea spring to mind) whinging that scruffy Northern oiks like us dare to take points off them.
It's understandable from fans who've never known anything other than finishing in the top four of the PL, but when ******* Watford fans start, it's hilarious. Who the **** do they think they are?

To be fair, they've won the 4th Division once & the 3rd Division twice.....

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:52 am

Clarets4me wrote:The best thing about Watford, is that it isn't Luton !!

Bedfordshire is pretty bloody posh, to be fair.

superdimitri · Post by **superdimitri** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:37 am

I think they need to brush up on their defending set pieces a bit more before they can lay a claim to playing fancy football.

Signing players for big bucks and paying them big bucks means very little if your manager and coaches don't train you how to defend a set piece.

It was an old masterclass from us similar to how we won games last season at home sometimes and what's most reassuring to me after that performance is that despite being much better going forward this season we can still defend and keep a lead when we need too.

A few games this season and we threw results away or were cheated on, but today we'll get confidence from this.

All without our best defensive player too.

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:00 am

dermotdermot wrote:Watford is a dump. If you live in London there is no reason why you would want to venture in that direction. But, to be fair, Croydon, so is Croydon.

Ha ha, so true. Croydon is a dump of biblical proportions, makes Watford look glamorous

Fortunately I live in the outer regions of the borough of Croydon, rather than in the town of the same name.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:43 am

If they are upset now had sad will they be when they find out their life president and celebrity fan wears a wig not for vanity but to cover a " I love John Connolly " tattoo he had on his head in tribute to his first adolescent crush. FACT.

jtv · Post by **jtv** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:48 am

bfcjg wrote:If they are upset now had sad will they be when they find out their life president and celebrity fan wears a wig not for vanity but to cover a " I love John Connolly " tattoo he had on his head in tribute to his first adolescent crush. FACT.

Fancy him loving a Burnley player

(I know its not the one before some wise guy jumps on me)

Man of Kent · Post by **Man of Kent** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:52 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Obviously I don't know about your family or financial side of things, but if you hate it down there then maybe it's worth giving Burnley another go? It's got to have changed a bit since you finished University. .

Front page headline of the Burnley Express this weekend - "Boomtown Burnley". I never expected to read that. Good news at last?

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:55 am

The way Watford fans go on you'd think under Graham Taylor and every other manager they've played football like Man City have this season.

TVC15 · Post by **TVC15** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:57 am

Watford basket case of a club.
93 managers in 2 seasons.
Crap ground. Crap fans. Awful place to live.
Dirty team who never stopped fouling us yesterday.
No history and team full of mercenaries who at the drop at a hat would move to any other club if they had a chance.

They are the epitome of everything we never want to be

Oh yeh and their chairman and no 1 fan used to be a bloke who wears big silly glasses, got married to a woman even though he was gay and then got married to some other bloke whose last name is furniture....and who is the only person in the world who can’t pronounce Ed Sheeran’s name despite professing to be his bezzie mate !!

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:58 am

On you tube there's a video of him bashing the ivories on crocodile rock at Maddison Square Gardens the glue gives way due to sweating and the rug slips exposing just the e John through the centre parting before a roadie interviews with a tube of evostick and keeps the secret. FACT. video now blocked due to a super injunction. ANOTHER FACT.

Man of Kent · Post by **Man of Kent** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:59 am

dales_claret wrote:Taken off Twitter tonight...what a knob

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57 comments yet only four likes to that moronic Tweet says it all. I've never experienced any 'white heavy males' preventing me from going onto any Burnley matches home or away. That clown needs to educate himself and understand something called demographics.

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:52 am

Man of Kent wrote:Front page headline of the Burnley Express this weekend - "Boomtown Burnley". I never expected to read that. Good news at last?

That'll be down to the plague of rats marching around town

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:00 am

dales_claret wrote:Taken off Twitter tonight...what a knob

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His Twitter account is locked now.

I hope he got some **** for that.

ants_g · Post by **ants_g** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:04 am

Vegas Claret wrote:have a watch if watford fan tv on youtube, some very complimentary fans on there tbh

Yes most are fair in there assessment though one guy keeps mentioning Ben Mee who wasn't even playing!

ants_g · Post by **ants_g** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:06 am

bfcjg wrote:On you tube there's a video of him bashing the ivories on crocodile rock at Maddison Square Gardens the glue gives way due to sweating and the rug slips exposing just the e John through the centre parting before a roadie interviews with a tube of evostick and keeps the secret. FACT. video now blocked due to a super injunction. ANOTHER FACT.

I'll have pint of what you've had

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:10 am

Alehouse brawlers as the late Shankley would have put it.Aided in their roughhouse play by the most inept ref to date and weve had some crap ones.
A team full of mercenaries and chancers

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:17 am

PWBFC wrote:‘Without doubt the worst team I’ve seen in my 45 years of going to Vicarage Road’

Some people

You missed the quarter final game under Stan ternent out.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:25 am

How come they haven't sacked their manager yet. They lost at home to f ing Burnley ffs. Dont they have any respect for their traditions?

Boll ewood · Post by **Boll ewood** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:38 pm

I don't know if it's just me but I don't recognise the Watford team at all. The team to me is just a list of names with the exception of a couple who I know. The rest I couldn't tell you what position they played or if in fact it was a actually Watford player or Watford cab driver/ kebab shop owner etc. The most unrecognisable team in the premier league but like I say could Just be me. Anyway fcuk em. UTC

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:57 pm

Man of Kent wrote:57 comments yet only four likes to that moronic Tweet says it all. I've never experienced any 'white heavy males' preventing me from going onto any Burnley matches home or away. That clown needs to educate himself and understand something called demographics.

What he describes is no different to 90% of clubs in the country. I stay at Watford every now and again when I go to Wembley to watch NFL and there's a couple of things said in this thread that are ironic in that a) Watford is most definitely more of a dump than Burnley, and b)Watford has qiute a big non-white population, but I would argue that Burnley is no different in that sense. The fact that generally the majority of people who watch footy are male and white makes his frustrated rant meaningless