Movie Quotes

Middle-agedClaret · Post by **Middle-agedClaret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:06 pm

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
"You've got vision, Butch - the rest of the world wears bifocals"

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:14 pm

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim

Cornwallclaret · Post by **Cornwallclaret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:20 pm

Get busy living or get busy dying

Archie Claret · Post by **Archie Claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:25 pm

Broadsword calling Dannyboy....

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:25 pm

“Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you-- you're part eggplant.”

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:27 pm

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:28 pm

“There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.”

Greenmile · Post by **Greenmile** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:28 pm

“Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider”

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:29 pm

"I'd like a plain omelette no potatoes, tomatoes instead..."

Archie Claret · Post by **Archie Claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:34 pm

Rule No.1, don’t open the package....

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:41 pm

What if, this is as good as it gets?

BabylonClaret · Post by **BabylonClaret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:45 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:First prize is a Cadillac
Second prize..a set of steak knives.

Glen garry Glen Ross written by the superbly brilliant David Mamet

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:51 pm

"And the quarterback is toast"

"You expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

"Bring out the gimp"

"Get away from her you bitch"

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:01 pm

Why is it that some clubs have triangular corner flags and some have square?

btw: the answer given to this is not true.

no cheating.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmcsx05qElU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:06 pm

"That rug really tied the room together"

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:07 pm

"Make me a f*cking martini, you fat f*cking r*tard!"

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:09 pm

How is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27p but a 1 litre bottle of coke costs 37p?

and (although if anyone recognizes this i'''ll be more than impressed)

I was the William tell of Brazoria.

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:09 pm

"I took the liberty of milking your cow for you"

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:12 pm

piston broke wrote:Why is it that some clubs have triangular corner flags and some have square?

btw: the answer given to this is not true.

no cheating.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmcsx05qElU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Anyone Welsh knows that one. Take 3 tokes of the bong and note I was posting something similar simultaneous''ly.....

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:13 pm

"It Isn't Jesus..It's just a fella"

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:15 pm

timshorts wrote:Anyone Welsh knows that one. Take 3 tokes of the bong and note I was posting something similar simultaneous''ly.....

Love that movie and only watched it last weekend.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:19 pm

I'll huff and I'll puff....

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:19 pm

We’ve come on holiday by mistake

Acting Claret · Post by **Acting Claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:30 pm

You treat him like a baby, you do. You buy him special boxes of bloody cornflakes because there’s bloody plastic bloody submarines in them.

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:31 pm

"The power of Christ compels you!"

Joe Buck · Post by **Joe Buck** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:35 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:yippe ki yay

Think I sang that

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:43 pm

"Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law"

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 pm

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:58 pm

So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f......g car.

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:03 pm

Here’s Johnny!

I ate her Liver and washed it down with a glass of Chianti.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:07 pm

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”

Archie Claret · Post by **Archie Claret** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:38 pm

You gotta ask yourself.. “do I feel lucky?” ...well, do you punk?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm

We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:45 pm

"You have twenty seconds to comply"

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:45 pm

"Toto, I' ve a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:36 am

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

Antmass · Post by **Antmass** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:40 am

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:C'mon Leroy, sling that paint boy!

My favourite film of all time: First Blood

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:46 am

Bring out the gimp.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:03 am

"Name someone who that's happened to?"

"Name someone? ....The pressure....Cinder-*******-rella!"

Grimsdale · Post by **Grimsdale** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:21 am

"Who do you think you are? Bremner?"

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:03 am

"You guys give up or are you thirsty for more?"

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:15 am

"After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth."

Siddo · Post by **Siddo** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:23 am

If you build it they will come.

Hendrickxz · Post by **Hendrickxz** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:31 am

And stop calling me Shirley!"

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:00 am

Port side stick, starboard side stick. Move fast and clear those murder holes.Keep the sand out of your weapons... keep those actions clear... I'll see you on the beach.

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:02 am

We're going to need considerably bigger buns

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:20 am

It's Brigadoon - it's bloody Brigadoon!

Mondsley · Post by **Mondsley** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:39 am

Pork bellies!

Mala591 · Post by **Mala591** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:58 am

......"parcel for Mongo"......

Leamington Claret · Post by **Leamington Claret** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:26 am

"Food, food, food. Is that all you can think about? I'm going through a crisis!"