never mind Jay Rod

[quoonbeatz]

we should go all out for this lad

[Sidney1st]

Carlos Kaiser would be ideal.

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[Diesel]

Now this is a 'no brainer'.

[cutsy123]

Sign him up

[Ashingtonclaret46]

Must be good at something because his English is appalling.

[clive40golf]

I see what he’s done with his name there, very clever......
Now if we could find Chris centrehalf, Mike Midfield, Steve Saver Wayne winger & Shaun supuersub, we would be sorted.

[bfccrazy]

Must be good at something because his English is appalling.

I thought Cutsy did alright in this thread tbh.

[Diesel]

Ring that number, he's real alright.

[TheFamilyCat]

Is this Ali Dia? Shame Souness isn't managing any more.

[gawthorpe_view]

Happy Ending?

[NottsClaret]

Anyone who calls penalties 'penos' has never played football and shouldn't be trusted generally.

[Juan Tanamera]

Wanye Rooney.

[starting_11]

With a name like that... it's a sign from God surely?!

[bobinho]

We've been caught out with this one before... only he was called Fernando Guerrero.

[ontario claret]

What if he didn't pan out? Would he change his name to Freddy Flop? If he signed with Woevers, he could become Benny Bankrupt.

[dpinsussex]

I rang his number and offered him a trial at Blackburn. He is going on Tuesday at 10 am