1st world problems thread
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My landlord hasn't filled the rooftop pool up yet
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My broadband isn't fast enough
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My microwave beep incessantly when its finished. It's annoying as heck.
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Liverpool fans had flights cancelled today for Saturday's Champions League final
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Tesco are reducing the clubcard boost rewards from triple to double.
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The Dom Perignon '96 I'm sipping is half a degree too warm.
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My magnum of Rose won't fit in the fridge!
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We only finished 7th in the Premier League last season.
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I have 3 garages and 4 car parking spaces but only 6 cars
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I only have a 9 inch penis
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They think I don't know.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
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See cricket field stand thread.
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How do you know?Buxtonclaret wrote:They think I don't know.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
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I am desperate for a new watch, but agonisingly, I only have £3999 to spend....
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I can't get to my second fridge because of all the junk in my shed!
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You only have a magnum, your fridge is too small, or both?Archie Claret wrote:My magnum of Rose won't fit in the fridge!
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Video camera on phone, phone into fridge.tybfc wrote:How do you know?
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The modern cricketer is an untrustworthy rascal.
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Emily Thornberry has just got a new neighbour. He arrived in a white van and immediately put an England flag in his front window. There goes the neighbourhood.
Jeremy Corbyn is mobilising his IRA chums. (Islington Residents Association)
Jeremy Corbyn is mobilising his IRA chums. (Islington Residents Association)
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When you've just sat down on the sofa and realise you left the TV remote beyond a reasonable reaching distance.
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It turns out that loads of our Cultural Heroes of the past turned out to be inveterate Sexual Predators.
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I'm so bored I'm reading this.
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Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
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Chances are they can't speak English.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
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True, especially that Aldi near Burnley WoodDiesel wrote:Chances are they can't speak English.
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That's what queues are for. You wait your turn.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
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Lidl at Duke Bar is like attending the Eurovision song contest in a supermarket but without any music.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:True, especially that Aldi near Burnley Wood
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Wrong thread mate, that's a 2nd world problem.Chobulous wrote:That's what queues are for. You wait your turn.
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Queuing up at the supermarket with a trolly full of shopping behind some wally with one or two items that doesn't go to the self service...ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
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Self service in Aldi?starting_11 wrote:Queuing up at the supermarket with a trolly full of shopping behind some wally with one or two items that doesn't go to the self service...
Lol
What planet are you from?
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Self service tills? Why don't they open up more normal tills and employ young offenders at 10p an hour? They could learn a new language at the same time.
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I`m not sure being a pathological liar counts as a `First World Problem`.ClaretAndJew wrote:I only have a 9 inch penis
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Alright, it's a foot long.HiroshimaClaret wrote:I`m not sure being a pathological liar counts as a `First World Problem`.
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ClaretAndJew wrote:Alright, it's a foot long.
Set himself up for that one didnt he!
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Not knowing whether to let the club know about the 7 under 10 seats I have together in Jimmy Mac upper.
I don't even have any kids...
I don't even have any kids...
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Cant decide whether to have char grilled chicken, pan fried sea bass or braised lamb for dinner tonight. I know what I'll do, I'll let the servant whose preparing my dinner decide, that'll keep 'em happy.
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My local Lidl has self service checkouts too.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Self service in Aldi?
Lol
What planet are you from?
Then again, I only mingle with the very affluent members of society.
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My ultra HD went on the blink last night had to make do with HD.
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and if the club haven't released details of the new 2018/ 19 season home kit before I set off on my 3 week cruise around the Mediterranean, I'm gonna have a BREAK DOWN.
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I've released an iPhone app for LHCC and its not out until next Friday.
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tybfc wrote:How do you know?
I've friends in occasionally dark places.
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Only 6? Tragic.cricketfieldclarets wrote:I have 3 garages and 4 car parking spaces but only 6 cars
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I've only got one scoop of ice cream left
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ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Wrong thread mate, that's a 2nd world problem.